Monday, December 23, 2019

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

The Mistress could use a leg up, getting ready for the holidays...


My Christmas wish is that you'll forgive my many absences. I'll catch up with you in the New Year.

In the meantime, it's time to don your Mistletoe Belt Buckles...


Merry Christmas, Bitches!
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22 comments:

  1. 63mago9:56 AM, December 23, 2019

    Frohe Weihnachten Mistress !

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  2. normadesmond10:51 AM, December 23, 2019

    Fa-la-fucking-la!

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    1. The Mistress11:33 AM, December 23, 2019

      Norma, you can comment again! And boy, did you ever!

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  3. Jon1:11 PM, December 23, 2019

    Ho-ho-fucking-ho! Jx

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    1. The Mistress2:00 PM, December 23, 2019

      JON: Speaking of ho's, I want to thank you for recommending Scotty Bower's memoir, “Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars.” A great read!

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    2. Jon3:46 PM, December 23, 2019

      Were you in it? Jx

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    3. Mistress Maddie5:20 PM, December 23, 2019

      In it? there's probably several chapters of MJ!!!!

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    4. The Mistress8:20 AM, December 24, 2019

      JON & MADDIE: Don't make me ban you at Christmas, of all times.

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  4. Mistress Maddie1:16 PM, December 23, 2019

    Merry Christmas MJ!

    I turned my mistletoe belt buckle in for mistletoe underwear...i hope you won't mind?

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  5. Testosterone3:13 PM, December 23, 2019

    Norma dear,

    Pine tree scented,
    and all rough hewn,
    Santa's singin'
    a raunchy tune.

    For he's dined alfresco,
    in your sloppy space,
    he's got your lint trap
    upon bearded face.

    Mrs. Claus will be a'fury,
    Her man love lost,
    to your snatch's slurry.

    And so you sit,
    his cap in hand,
    wearing 5 gallons lube,
    1/2 cup of sand.

    He'll drive his sleigh,
    so deep within,
    you're sanded smooth;
    doused in sloe gin.

    Happy New Year Norma!

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    1. normadesmond11:58 PM, December 23, 2019

      And a Happy PineSol
      drenched New Year Testy Darling!

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    2. The Mistress8:20 AM, December 24, 2019

      TESTY & NORMA: It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice3:49 PM, December 23, 2019

    One leg straight up
    how very limber.
    Shame his wood has fallen
    TIMMMMBERRR!!!

    Or something... (it's embarassing next to Testosterone's Norma ballad)

    Have a Wonderful Winterval, Very Mistress! x

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    1. The Mistress8:22 AM, December 24, 2019

      MR. DeVICE: Here's to getting your leg up and your leg over at Christmas.

      Wunderbar Winterval to you, too!

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  7. Ms Scarlet7:35 AM, December 24, 2019

    Happy Christmas, Ms Mistress!!!! Have a good one!!
    Sxxx

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    1. The Mistress8:23 AM, December 24, 2019

      Happy Christmas to you, Miss Scarlet!

      Pardon my not popping 'round to yours for Christmas (that's goes for ALL of you) but I hope to catch up with everyone soon.

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  8. dinahmow6:09 PM, December 24, 2019

    Not even going to try and top the Inexplicable's Lumberjack ditty.Merry Christmas to you all. Now, I do believe Scarlet has some glittery balls at hers...bye!

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  9. Mitzi 6:33 PM, December 24, 2019

    The tree looks a bit sparse.

    Happy Christmas MJ!

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    1. The Mistress11:52 AM, December 31, 2019

      Sparse rhymes with arse but I can't be arsed to think up a verse.

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