Tuesday, January 01, 2019

Gay Days Ahead


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Just take 2019 one gay day at a time, Bitches. As Muscato says, we'll all muddle through this together.
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  1. Inexplicable DeVice7:23 AM, January 01, 2019

    A cape on the beach? Now I know how I've been going wrong all this time. I could've had men falling at my feet every time I popped down for a dip if only I'd been wearing a cape!

    Happy first day of 2019, Very Mistress!

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  2. Mistress Maddie11:08 AM, January 01, 2019

    How much gayier can we get?

    Happy New Year tootes! Did you cork pop?

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  3. normadesmond1:29 PM, January 01, 2019

    Hoping Nancy Pelosi channels the gayest, sharpest-tongued, razor-clawed queen and rips new ones to all in her wake.

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    1. Testosterone10:58 PM, January 06, 2019

      Norma dear,

      Should she skin you alive,
      and don your flesh,
      her quips would halt news cycles,
      We'd hear from John Tesh.

      The skies would be banded,
      the oceans "jungle red!",
      Mitch, Paul, and Lindsey,
      menaging in bed.

      A V.P. in a lacey,
      form-flattering stockinette,
      hiding from "Mother",
      while being a Daddy's pet.

      And the fool on the hill,
      would blather so loud,
      failing to see,
      his circle, out and proud.

      She'd chew each one up,
      what they haven't swallowed,
      the corridors barren,
      the closets hollowed.

      Alas, comes the time,
      she'd rail on their doings,
      your sex stench would trail,
      then overwhelm the chewings.

      Best if she'd model,
      with legs ever spread,
      like the Mistress or Peenee,
      on an inflattable bed.

      Feel free to watch,
      gawk, or observe,
      where politics lie down,
      bedfellows swerve.

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    2. normadesmond12:07 AM, January 07, 2019

      You've got my vote dear!

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  4. Jon3:38 PM, January 01, 2019

    A gay a day keeps the doctor away!

    2019 will be a good year. I feel it in my water... Jx

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  5. LẌ5:07 PM, January 01, 2019

    Nice cape Mistress! Are they available in XL? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  6. The Mistress8:02 PM, January 01, 2019

    The man under that umbrella covets my cape, as do the rest of you Bitches.

    If Princess ever returns, she can sew one for each of you.

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  7. mrpeenee9:41 PM, January 01, 2019

    I was just thinking that I could muddle better if I had a giant red umbrella to hide under whilst doing so.

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  8. eroswings12:00 AM, January 02, 2019

    I hope you had a lovely holiday season, MJ. Your beach cape is a spectacular Xmas present...I'm sure someone must've bought it for you, as you're on Santa's permanent naughty list.


    Happy New Year!!!

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    --{((__*__))}
    -{((_______))}
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    I wish you and your loved ones a Wonderful and Amazing New Year! May the New Year bring you lots of joy, laughter, and love.

    ...and don't forget your sunscreen at the beach (and Vaseline for the blizzards)!

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