Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Summer



Are you Bitches ready for summer?
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  1. LẌ3:38 PM, June 20, 2017

    Ready? I'm dreading it!

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    1. The Mistress10:45 AM, June 21, 2017

      LX: Are you in the path of Tropical Storm Cindy?

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    2. LẌ12:56 PM, June 21, 2017

      No. But my family in Southeast Texas is in the projected track. Thank you for asking.

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    3. The Mistress6:40 PM, June 21, 2017

      LX: I hope your family are well-prepared and will be safe from the storm.

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  2. Jon5:22 PM, June 20, 2017

    Ready for Summer?!! We're already halfway through it! - it's Midsummer Day tomorrow, so from Thursday the nights start drawing in again... Jx

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    1. The Mistress10:46 AM, June 21, 2017

      JON: Enjoy those Pimm’s while you can.

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    2. Jon7:42 PM, June 21, 2017

      I never understand the attraction of Pimm's - slightly herby fruit punch. Give me an ice cold cider any day! Jx

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  3. Jon DeepBlue9:36 PM, June 20, 2017

    Summer?

    Summer...

    I wonder where they've gone?

    I can't remember the last time I got one.

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    1. The Mistress10:46 AM, June 21, 2017

      HUGGY JON: Uh-oh. I see it’s about to start raining in Montreal.

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  4. normadesmond10:01 PM, June 20, 2017

    Is this the new, "Infomaniac Tanning Butter" billboard we'll be seeing on highways coast to coast?

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  5. Mitzi 11:45 AM, June 21, 2017

    As you know I'm not one for moaning but living north of this over populated island of ours is playing havoc with my flanges, it's the humidity, nearly 90% today, red raw they are. Thunder flies will be out in force next month, itchy little fuckers. No, I'm not ready for summer.

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    1. The Mistress12:47 PM, June 21, 2017

      MITZI: Thunder flies?

      Have you considered keeping your legs together?

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  6. Anonymous4:17 PM, June 21, 2017

    Just for the records - I am still complete, no parts of mine were ever chopped off. And no - I do not want to be a member of the "toe club" - you have really to much time over there through those winter months !
    I once knew a guy who kept some cut off fingers in a jar, he found them on a construction site after an accident with a circular saw. But not even this pervert would have thrown these parts into a drink.
    I'm working on my beach readiness, summer has got us all by the sweating balls with 35°C+ for days to come - I am eagerly awaiting the promised thunderstorms with heavy rain and giant hailstones !

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    1. The Mistress6:42 PM, June 21, 2017

      MAGO: Do not mention “shwetty balls” near LX.

      He’ll make me watch a certain video clip again.

      Regarding the sidebar sourtoe story… that’s what passes for Canadian cuisine, along with poutine and Ruffles potato chips.

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  7. Damien12:23 AM, June 22, 2017

    With that beefy goodness Ill just not be ready but ill surf it in. BAWOO!!

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  8. Ms Scarlet12:38 PM, June 22, 2017

    Summer ended yesterday evening with a thick veil of fog.... an hour earlier it had been eighty degrees, apparently some sort of record for a UK June. Roll on Christmas.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:41 PM, June 22, 2017

      You have been missed, Miss Scarlet.

      We're here all year and will post something soon to cool you down.

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