Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Public Service Announcement #37

Stop slouching!



Slouching hurts your body and may result in aches and pains in your back, neck and shoulders.

Slouching also affects your breathing and lung capacity. Less oxygen means less energy.

So straighten up, Bitches!

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

7 comments:

  1. Straighten up?

    I feel that's what Dad said when
    he found Harold in Cynthia's panties.

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  2. You mean "chin up, tits out" ?
    I think your personal demonstration is required.

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  3. I can't even walk "straight". Jx

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  4. Is that ensemble available at the Infomaniac Shopping Network? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  5. Of much greater import, did you see the story in the New York Times about Justin Trudeau's socks? We are all 12 year old girls at heart when it comes to Canadia's king or whatever he is.

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    1. For the benefit of Mr. Peenee and all the rest of you Bitches, there is a new sock-themed post.

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  6. I can't straighten up! I'm always going gayly forward :)

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