Friday, May 12, 2017

Filthy Friday Meets Fashion Friday


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  1. Is it available in stripes? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. LX: Please advise your "friend" that stripes may cause epileptic seizures.

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    2. Boy, if that middle panel decides to give, someone may lose an eye.

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: Yes, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!

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  2. Did he just pee into that glass ?

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  3. What's that phrase? "Condom full of walnuts?"

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  4. An outfit so hideous that it's even driven the wearer to drink!

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  5. “You can have anything you want if you dress for it.” — Edith Head

    And it looks like he wants a job on Baywatch!

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  6. ... unsinkable ...

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  7. Um - Mistress where are you?? I've checked the manor twice!

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    1. I believe the Yakuza got her again. If she comes back she'll sport (another) nice Japanese tattoo.

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    3. Yakuza???? Well that would explain the sudden change in the buffet to sushi and tempura.

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  8. Maybe that belly button is trying to tell us something.

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  9. Thank GOd, the Mistress-less, the terrible times will be over soon !

    Spare a dandelion btw ?

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  10. How much longer do we have to look at "Miss Potato Famine"? Is the Mistress ever coming back..? Jx

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