Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys

The Mistress had a sex dream about David Bowie last night, one month after his passing into the stardust.



This is the sixth (sexth?) time I've dreamed about him since January 10th.

We didn't make love just once. Oh, nooooo. Four times over the course of one dream. And it was FABULOUS.

In the final scene, I was chatting to a woman when I spotted David returning for the night from the Ziggy Stardust Tour. I told her, "I gotta go. David's back from his performance and I've got to fuck him while he's still wearing his high heels!"

Because The Mistress loves a man who can carry off a pair of high heeled boots or shoes.









Don't you?

16 comments:

  1. Does the Mistress feel the same way about stilt walkers during Carnival or when the circus is in town?

    Bowie certainly looks fantastic & chic in his heels. I say more power to you if you've got the strength & balance to strut & dance in those structured torture devices. I need lots of traction on the soles of my shoes to climb mountains & escape marauding wildlife. Squirrels can go crazy for nuts in your pants.

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    1. EROS: It’s not just squirrels that go crazy for David Bowie’s nuts.

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  2. "The Mistress loves a man who can carry off a pair of high heeled boots"

    Does this include Texas cowboy boots? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. LX: Tell your friend “yes,” especially if the cowboy boots are attached to Sam Shepard in 1985 rather than the more recent DUI Sam Shepard.

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  3. I, for one, am jealous.
    Clearly he is trying to contact us from the beyond...to tell us there's lots of sex there. May he Rest in Platforms!

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    1. JASON: Based on his sexual track record, I’d say there’ll be plenty of David left to go around.

      Patience, dear.

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  4. hmm, no mention if this dream was wet or dry.

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    1. NORMA: Have the Double Duty Shop-Vac® ready for any possibility.

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  5. LX dreams about fame and fortune and everything that goes with it and MJ dreams about having sex with dead people. Macabre yet slightly arousing.

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    1. MITZI: I dreamed about David Bowie again last night.

      This time, he was showing me his makeup collection.

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  6. Glad to learn that your insomnia is cured, darling.
    I'm crap at wearing plateau-shoes, but David wears a nice pair of black "Pömps" in the last picture. And for a moment I thought he'd let it all hang out in that stage picture.

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    1. MAGO: It's not cured but I like the medicine!

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  7. I doubt there's ever been a picture taken of David Bowie sporting a pair of Crocs?
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: NEVER! Crocs recently removed a tribute tweet after they were rightly mocked.

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  8. I think you have been falling asleep with your vibrator still buzzing on purpose darling... and it seems to be working... the late Mr Bowie can't seem to resist the vibe

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