really? your daily calisthenics on stage?
NORMA: There's always a heckler in the room.
blah, blah, blah.
NORMA: If you have "the blahs," head over to Cookie's for inspiration.
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actually, i was going for something more like this
The Pope, the word "Brexit", hipsters, Trump, pointless re-makes of classic comedies, bloody Rihanna - where to begin? Jx
JON: ♫Let's start at the very beginningA very good place to start♫
very good list!(off to google "brexit")
Ah, SHUT UP!
HUGGY JON: Ta gueule!
Oh, dear. I don't have anything on my mind at the mo. I think Chrysaor's picked it clean?Nevermind, I'll just sit here with a gin and listen to everyone else!
The US Presidential election clown show.Please let me live in the Mistress' basement!
So why is s that whenever one about to embark on a long journey, one's health collapses? I did not need a trip to the dentist's this week, and even though it turned out not to be a disaster (despite a dire moment when root canal or even extraction seemed possible), it was still highly annoying...
Man buns. I can't tell you how close I am to carrying around a pair of shears to hack them off just for the benefit of us all.Plus I'm doing my taxes, so, you know, nothing but growling noises from over here.
Presidential elections, root canal, income taxes…This all pales in comparison to MY dilemma.
Well, then you're probably not going to be too thrilled when President Trump makes you guys pay for the wall on the northern border!
don't fret darling, no trek to LA needed. why, you've got your own!
OK, now I want to move to another planet... another universe... another dimension...
It is a feeble attempt to keep Canadians out of the media. Unfortunately, it's too late as our news, entertainment, & shows are either anchored by reporters originating, full of cast from, or filmed in Canada. Let's face it, we lost sight of the Canadian invasion the minute they got us hooked on maple syrup & Canadian bacon; we've become so addicted to Canadian products that we've failed to recognize & defend ourselves against two massive horrific attacks launched from Canada--the first being Celine Dion, & the second being Justin Bieber.
Will Bieber ever launch his personal crock-line, with a special edition dedicated to Celine ? The deDion Supreme - aawwww ...
Is the lady making funny noises with that thing in her mouth ?
Feedjit it lies, it tells people that I live in *gulps* Kingston Upon Hull, when in fact, I live in the salubrious historic town of Beverley. I successfully sued my maid of all work Carmen a few years ago for describing the location of my home to strangers as "5 mins away from Hull", when I have strictly told her to say that it's only 25 mins away from York.
Up north then.SX
*winces* at the N word
Er... I would have blethered on about the rain, but it appears to have stopped.Sx
As you Bitches may have noticed, we're still on Open Mic even though the weekend has passed.Don't mind me. Continue chatting.