Saturday, February 20, 2016

Open Mic Weekend

This weekend, The Mistress allows you Bitches to take over the microphone and rant or rave about whatever is on your mind.

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28 comments:

  1. normadesmond10:22 AM, February 20, 2016

    really? your daily calisthenics on stage?

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    1. The Mistress10:24 AM, February 20, 2016

      NORMA: There's always a heckler in the room.

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    2. normadesmond10:48 AM, February 20, 2016

      blah, blah, blah.

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    3. The Mistress10:56 AM, February 20, 2016

      NORMA: If you have "the blahs," head over to Cookie's for inspiration.

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    4. normadesmond7:06 PM, February 20, 2016

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    5. normadesmond7:07 PM, February 20, 2016

      actually, i was going for something more like this

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  2. Jon10:45 AM, February 20, 2016

    The Pope, the word "Brexit", hipsters, Trump, pointless re-makes of classic comedies, bloody Rihanna - where to begin? Jx

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    1. The Mistress10:54 AM, February 20, 2016

      JON: ♫Let's start at the very beginning
      A very good place to start♫

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    2. jason11:25 PM, February 20, 2016

      very good list!
      (off to google "brexit")

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  3. Jon DeepBlue10:46 AM, February 20, 2016

    Ah, SHUT UP!

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice12:19 PM, February 20, 2016

    Oh, dear. I don't have anything on my mind at the mo. I think Chrysaor's picked it clean?
    Nevermind, I'll just sit here with a gin and listen to everyone else!

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  5. LẌ6:38 PM, February 20, 2016

    The US Presidential election clown show.

    Please let me live in the Mistress' basement!

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  6. Muscato9:04 PM, February 20, 2016

    So why is s that whenever one about to embark on a long journey, one's health collapses? I did not need a trip to the dentist's this week, and even though it turned out not to be a disaster (despite a dire moment when root canal or even extraction seemed possible), it was still highly annoying...

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  7. mrpeenee10:58 PM, February 20, 2016

    Man buns. I can't tell you how close I am to carrying around a pair of shears to hack them off just for the benefit of us all.

    Plus I'm doing my taxes, so, you know, nothing but growling noises from over here.

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  8. The Mistress8:42 AM, February 21, 2016

    Presidential elections, root canal, income taxes…

    This all pales in comparison to MY dilemma.

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    1. LẌ9:42 AM, February 21, 2016

      Well, then you're probably not going to be too thrilled when President Trump makes you guys pay for the wall on the northern border!

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    2. normadesmond12:33 PM, February 21, 2016

      don't fret darling, no trek to LA
      needed. why, you've got your own!

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    3. Jon DeepBlue12:45 PM, February 21, 2016

      OK, now I want to move to another planet... another universe... another dimension...

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    4. eroswings3:14 AM, February 22, 2016

      It is a feeble attempt to keep Canadians out of the media. Unfortunately, it's too late as our news, entertainment, & shows are either anchored by reporters originating, full of cast from, or filmed in Canada. Let's face it, we lost sight of the Canadian invasion the minute they got us hooked on maple syrup & Canadian bacon; we've become so addicted to Canadian products that we've failed to recognize & defend ourselves against two massive horrific attacks launched from Canada--the first being Celine Dion, & the second being Justin Bieber.

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    5. Anonymous4:13 AM, February 22, 2016

      Will Bieber ever launch his personal crock-line, with a special edition dedicated to Celine ? The deDion Supreme - aawwww ...

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  9. Anonymous4:08 AM, February 22, 2016

    Is the lady making funny noises with that thing in her mouth ?

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  10. Mitzi 6:23 AM, February 22, 2016

    Feedjit it lies, it tells people that I live in *gulps* Kingston Upon Hull, when in fact, I live in the salubrious historic town of Beverley. I successfully sued my maid of all work Carmen a few years ago for describing the location of my home to strangers as "5 mins away from Hull", when I have strictly told her to say that it's only 25 mins away from York.

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  11. Ms Scarlet9:14 AM, February 23, 2016

    Er... I would have blethered on about the rain, but it appears to have stopped.
    Sx

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  12. The Mistress7:07 AM, February 24, 2016

    As you Bitches may have noticed, we're still on Open Mic even though the weekend has passed.

    Don't mind me. Continue chatting.

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