Thursday, February 20, 2014

On the Road Again

And this time, I'm taking Norma with me!...



See you when I see you, Bitches.

31 comments:

  1. Sigh.
    Beware sleeping policemen... they might give Norma the hump.
    Sx

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  2. It's nice to see Norma getting out a good airing...
    The rope across her knees is a nice touch MJ... Is it a safety device?... Or is it to stop her gown from blowing up and exposing her secret lady place in the rear view mirror?...

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  3. I bet the old darling is heared screaming things like "Faster ! Deeper ! Go, pussycat, GO !"
    Saves to use the horn.

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  4. Bon voyage, ma chérie. And if I were you, I'd ditch the old bitch. She's only gonna give you lots of trouble.

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  5. there's nothing like a lung-full of
    exhaust to keep one in the pink.

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  6. Well Norma already can't hear, so she may as well get black lung. Now make tracks bitch!

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  7. Who's gonna pick the bugs outta norma's teeth..?

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    1. careful Huggy Jon... or the old girl might just bury them in your arse as proof?

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    2. damn her, she zooms thru
      the drive-thrus and i get bupkiss!

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  8. Is there something wrong with this picture?

    In the South we're proud of our crazy folks...so much so we wheel them out and put them on display.


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  9. Is she travelling First Class? It certainly looks like it...

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  10. I've seen the weather reports and it might be prudent to have a winter coat on hand. I'm sure the IKEA monkey can lend Norma the winter jacket to keep her warm on those snowy days.

    Drive safely on your drug run. And remember to smile and be polite to the Mounties and they won't pull you over for a strip search at the checkpoints.

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  11. Driving back and forth over a cattle grid will give her a thrill like no other.

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  12. Just figures, I stop by and you're not home!

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  13. I sure hope MJ is returning soon, the boys have run off, the dump is even in worst shambles, and the vodka fountain was mold growing last I looked and pussies are running around in numbers. It makes Grey Gardens look like a palace by the sea.

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    1. Sounds like the usual Infoamniac story to me.

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  14. What do You think ?

    A) She run away with Elmo.

    B) She's on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

    C) She's kidnapped by the Yakuza - again.

    D) She has had a revelatory experience and joined the order of St.Dil as sister "Heavens yeah!"

    Better explanations welcome.

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    1. Coitus&Carnage - thanks for showing me the direction, dear Jon DeepBlue

      Ah, I don't know Jon, shouldn't be there some gutted teacher carcasses or something then ?

      I think she left it all behind and went back to the origins and is knitting again - you know that Infomaniac started as a nice knitting blog, don't you ?

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    2. She's at Sochi Paralympics, going for gold in the wheelchair curling event. Go for it MJ!

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  15. It's one month now since you vanished Darling. You should be done now with all these aliens.
    I play the blues since you you'll return.

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