Sunday, April 07, 2013

Don Draper Day



Has it really been 3 1/2 years since our last "Don Draper Day" here on Infomaniac?

With the sixth season of Mad Men about to get underway tonight, we here at Infomaniac think it's high time we brought you more photos of Jon Hamm, the actor who portrays lead character Don Draper.

Specifically, photos of Don Draper's dong or Jon Hamm's johnson aka
 THE HAMMACONDA.

Here's Jon taking THE HAMMACONDA for a walk...



Let's take a closer look, shall we?



It's straining to be free! FREE THE HAMMACONDA!

If you find yourself distracted by Jon Hamm's bulge, you're not alone.

Apparently, the Hammaconda created problems on the set of Mad Men.

According to an AMC insider, "The season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination. John's impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear."

Jon is not amused by the publicity his monstrous member is receiving. But how can you not help but smile at a Tumblr site devoted to Jon Hamm's Wang?

Let's roll a few more shots, shall we?...







How big is it, Don?...



You can always count on Infomaniac to ask the pressing questions of the day.

Where The Hammaconda goes, we will follow.

11 comments:

  1. firstie kabuki wants to have this man's babies

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  2. I'd love to help with Don's draperies...

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  3. You mean to tell me he was initially "going commando" on set? Which prude decided on censoring that footage???

    doesn't photoshop do wonders for his package in the white shirt grey trouser ensemble... it even irons out the wrinkles

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  4. SET IT FREE!!!! The man needs to breathe somehow!

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  5. ♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫
    J'aime le JAMBON et la saucisse!!!
    ♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫

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  6. i enjoy how unamused he is by la publicité.

    he's working the pr just as well as he presents that penis.

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  7. "The season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination. John's impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear" I have read this all over...still don't see what the problem is!?! Meanwhile that thing is my beakfast lunch and dinner!!!!

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  8. Longjohns for long john ...

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  9. And since his Hammaconda so big and almost another being, did anyone notice if his dick got it's own billing in the credits?

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  10. The Sausage King Of Chicago!

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