Sunday, April 14, 2013

Released from Rehab

Norma (pictured below, left) has come to collect Mistress MJ from rehab...


Nonetheless, it may be several more days until I can pop by to visit you Bitches.

Thanks to those of you visited and smuggled hip flasks.


  1. I'm pleased that Ms Norma has a firm grip on you. Somebody has to and she is doing sterling work.

  2. Better listen to Norma's advice carefully, young lady.

    1. Yes, she knows what "pudendum" means, now. Jx

  3. like it's going to work this time?

  4. Next tome ypu visit Kabuki's rehab bistro remember to tip! Sheeesh!

  5. was Lindsay there? Liza? Kathleen Turner? Elaine Stritch? welcome long THIS time??

  6. Silly, no! You weren't in rehab. You were "visiting your great aunt over in Springfield." That's my story and I am sticking with it.

  7. how many vices do you have to rehab for anyhow? If it's sex and drinking, I sure as hell hope your "roommate" was Elaine Stritch. Seeing that cootch would make me shutter.

  8. We want all the details darling... You know... The headliners...the A-listers... The B graders the wannabees and the try hards that you shared your cell... i mean your soul with... They all must have a story to tell and i'd love to here it first at Infomaniac!.... Besides... I'm too much of a cheapskate to bother with ghost written biographies and can't even bare the thought of watching it on entertainment tonight...

    By the way....How is your Aunt? *wink wink*

  9. This picture looks more like she is going IN rather than leaving!!!

  10. Did you Bitches know that my “I ❤ Happy Hour” t-shirt was confiscated?

    Apparently, it is forbidden to bring clothing suggestive of drug or alcohol use into the rehab centre.

    Now, what is all this talk of Norma's pudendum?

    Quite frankly, I'm not sure that I want to know!