Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Wenis Wednesday

Which one of you Bitches ordered the SAUSAGE PIZZA?...

[thanks, Thom!]

35 comments:

  1. Make mine a nine-inch! Jx

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    1. A sixe queen! I knew I loved you, now where's that gin?

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  2. PS Am I supposed to shriek "first" at this juncture..? Jx

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    1. JON: That’s right!!!

      It is customary for the first commenter to yell, “Yay! First!’ or any variation on the theme.

      And while you’re here, you should know that as a relatively newish Infomaniac Bitch, you are required to send Mistress MJ a photograph of your bare arse where you’ll be immortalized here.

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    2. It is also traditional for newbies to ask Mistress MJ for cake.

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    3. That is correct, LX.

      JON: Ask Mistress MJ for cake.

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  3. Much more appealing then that little white plastic tripod my pizza place uses! Butt good heavens what do you tip the delivery person? And does he have to stay until the pizza is gone?

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    1. BUT not butt, I'd say a slip of the tongue, but that creates a whole new mind picture!

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    2. Pizza tripod...is THAT what those things are called?

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  4. This is one case when I don't want extra cheese.

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    1. THOM: All this time I thought you were big on cheese.

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    2. Heehee! It depends on what it's wrapped in...

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  5. another disgusting display of sex combined with food. kabuki prefers to eat his vegetables separately.

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  6. Slicing the pepperoni a little thick, aren't they?

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  7. Tripped in here and nearly got my eye pocked out. I'm more of an anchovy man...

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    1. Welcome back to Infomaniac, Nota Bene.

      We thought we'd scared you away.

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  8. I like my cock the way I like my crust, thick.

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    1. I like mine the way I like my pizza: meaty!

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    2. Im still having visions of your thick crust..........

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    3. Maddie,
      You haven't seen the cookie monster?
      ...It's all the rage..

      Google it within the blog...

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    4. Maddie: Click here for the Cookie Monster.

      Really, Wally, we mustn't be lazy.

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  9. I ordered extra jalepenos...is that going to be awkward?

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  10. Miss J hopes he's not about to take a bite. But it sure looks like he is.

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  11. Looks like a meat lovers pizza to me.
    30 minutes or it's free. I'm dialing now.

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  12. I usually go for the vegetariana. However, with a little extra stringy cheese on top I could be tempted!

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  13. I did!

    Now all of you bitches get your mouths off!

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  14. You know, my pizza delivery boy did that to me once as a joke....well, to his suprise it backfired on him! I love sausage.

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  15. Before you try this it is absolutely vital that the pizza be at room temperature, and that you have a dick. Experience: the best teacher.

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  16. Dessert time, Bitches!

    Did someone mention cake?

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  17. where is this delivery boy and how much does he charge?

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