Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Happy Hour

Featuring Miss Normadesmond...

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35 comments:

  1. Think pink. If you can think at all, think pink,

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    1. PEENEE: Do you suppose her undergarments match?

      If she's wearing any, that is.

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    2. the carpets match the drapes, which match the shades which match the scatter rugs which match the jabots which match the sheet vinyl.

      oh, and the tippity tip of that little thingy, that matches too.

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    3. Ooh, you're all about the decor, aren't you?

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  2. Thank you, I'll have a Cape Cod. Double.

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    1. LX: Norma's on her way to fix you one.

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  3. If I were her, I'd get a chin lift.

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    1. oh, and now we hear from ms. wattle?

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    2. The latest is a 'suture suspension lift', which one (that's me) is interested in...

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  4. go ahead laugh, but my piss is the same color.

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    1. On second thought, I'll mix my own cocktail.

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    2. Uh, I'll have a Dr Pepper® instead ... I'll open it myself.

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    3. Canada Dry, of course.

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    4. mj, if you're nice, maybe lx will let you have a splash of his trademarked beverage. and speaking of trademarks, why isn't there an "america wet" soda pop?

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  5. Why Ms. Desmond, I do declare you to be the Pinky Tuscadero of the nursing home circuit!

    HA CHA CHA!

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: Are you drunk already?

      That hyperlink links right back here.

      You're cut off.

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    2. Is it Tuesday?
      Then yes, i'm drunk.

      I MEANT .... Pinky Tuscadero

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    3. someone take the keys away from
      scarlet, the sardine can keys.

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  6. And she's never looked better. Never!

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    1. THOM: And she never will again!

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    2. A legend in her own mirror....

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    3. actually, it's a mirrored ball.

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  7. I was just over at Norma's and she says she has dry socket? Does she know that she should have gone to a dentist and not a proctologist?

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    1. maddie, he sent me home with some ointment, for you.

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  8. OHHHH, and how nice of you to add a photo of Cookies' monster in the sidebar to tickle my ivories!!!!!

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  9. So good to see Norma staying hydrated... Along with everyone else...

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  10. I've decided vokda pretty much goes great with ANYTHING.

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  11. Ooo...I'll have a chin lift too, Cookie.
    That's the happening new drink, right?
    right?

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    1. Isn't a Chin Lift some kinky pervo sex act?

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  12. Thats Pepto-Bismol, kids.

    She drinks to forget.

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  13. Drink up and go home.

    Happy Hour is over, Bitches.

    There's Wenis Wednesday to attend to now.

    Norma, put your girdle back on.

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