Monday, May 07, 2012

The Peenee Diaries

Once again, we turn another page in The Peenee Diaries.

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What is Mr. Peenee scribbling in his diary today?

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    1. ...Something about hatred for Brussels sprouts & moist towelettes, I'm quite sure...

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  2. Finally! My menses!

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  3. The supermarket finally agreed to carry Homo Milk!

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  4. (in that tight, jumpy cursive)
    freezers just don't defrost all by themselves!

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  5. Vicodin
    Vicodin
    Vicodin
    Cat food

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  6. Monday: Surf Porn
    Tuesday: Surf Porn
    Wednesday: Print out surfed porn and collate
    Thursday: Surf more porn
    Friday: Surf Porn
    Saturday: Surf Porn
    Sunday: Surf Porn

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  7. Dear Diary,
    They'll all be sorry some day. I'l make sure of it. Especially that awful MJ.

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  9. Dear Diary. I went to see Mrs Miniver at the flicks today and a dirty old man put his hand on my leg, went home, had my tea and listened to the wireless, washed out a vest and some drawers. Put me rollers in and went to bed.

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  10. Dear Diary, today was the best day ever! Saki and I both felt great, I looked fabulous and everyone loves me!!! Tomorrow looks even better - I am expecting my Sparkle Pony Tea Party to be a hit with the ladies.

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  11. BITCHES: You’re ALL correct!

    *rushes out to purchase Modess pads for Peenee…because.

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  12. yeah, yeah, yeah. You're still in trouble.

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    1. @Peenee...pffffffffttttttttt

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  13. I'm hoping it's not 'shit, I just realised that I need reading glasses for my porn'. But, if it is, you're in good company.

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