Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Bitch on a Break

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Mistress MJ will return after a brief hiatus.

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  1. whenever kabuki wears briefs, kabuki's hiatus is all squished and uncomfortable. kabuki favors boxers, allowing ones' hiatus to breathe in the natural way.

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    1. I adore one who requires extra room for their hiatus!

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  2. Bitch on a bender, more likely.

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  3. Hopefully this is a redecorating hiatus. That's a bit too much of the brown and green what with all the corduroy, satin, bouclé and teddy bear fabrics.

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  4. What an ugly bedspread. Reminds me of a B&B guesthouse I once stayed at in Llandudno Wales.

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  5. And I thought winter was over!

    Hiatus? Is that the name of a new cocktail? Now, now, now, is Mistress MJ preparing us a nice little surprise? YAY!

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  6. Smelling salts for everyone!

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  7. Best wishes getting dried out!

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  8. Gosh! is it re-hab time already?

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  9. Maybe Mistress Mj needs rehab a little longer this time.

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  10. who are the two skanks putting her "to bed?"

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    1. "Crabby" and "Fish", two wellknown bodysnatchers, socalled service persons in the local amusuement area ...

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    2. Is he trying to grab Mistresses arse?

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  11. No. Oh God no. SHE'S BEEN WRENCHED THROUGH A TIME VORTEX TO THE 60'S!! A REALLY REALLY UGLY VERSION OF THE 60'S!!

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  12. It is widely known that in the 60s most of Canada looked like a Montgomery Ward catalogue. Even the moose were ashamed. (the 'early american' bed frame gave it away)

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  13. Demerit points to any Bitch who mentions rehab.

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    1. So you received "the call" ... Sugar Daddy is back in town ...

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  14. * lurk *

    * pointedly doesn't mention rehab *

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  15. Well, THAT'S a pretty picture! Pickled rattlesnake anyone?

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  16. So she's being mugged by a Furry in Montgomery Wards, in Canada, in the past. See, I thought the decor was a little too downmarket for Shick-Shaedel. It all makes perfect sense now.

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  17. Oh, I hate that word. But I suspect "sabbatical" is too wholesome for the likes of us.

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  18. I'll keep an eye on the houseboys, in the case that they are naughty and require a good licking...

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    1. I'll also be checking on the vodka fountain to see if it needs a good licking as well..

      I got this Mistress!

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  19. It's Friday. There's no Filthy.

    Bitch is not allowed to go to rehab...sorry hiatus on Fridays.

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  20. is kabuki in heaven or is kabuki in hell?

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  21. for there can be no other infomaniac for kabuki. it is as it always must be - kabuki bows deeply at MJs' magnificence.

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  22. I need infomaniac like an addict needs heroin...
    Come back soon bitch I'm getting desperate for another hit... I'm starting to get sweats and i'm itching all over...

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  23. Victoria day celebrations???
    Sx

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  24. How is a bitch supposed to enjoy her time off with all this jabbering?

    Yes, Miss Scarlet, it is the Victoria Day weekend for everyone except Huggy Jon who probably doesn't participate in La Fête de la Reine although it is a statutory holiday for all Canucks.

    Mistress MJ will post something on Sunday but only because of kabuki zero.

    And now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to get back to my vacation.

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    1. Dear Mistress, I don't even celebrate "La Fête des Patriotes". I don't even see the reason why "they" changed the name other than to piss off people on the other side!!!

      *fluffs Mistress' pillows*

      Hugs
      Jon

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    2. How about La Saint-Jean?

      Oh goodness... Mr. DeVice has lurking about!

      Now may I return to my cocktail?

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    3. That should say "Mr. DeVice has BEEN lurking about!"

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    4. Ma chère, please let us have our little parade once a year. After all, even the Irish have St-Patrick, so we can have our St-Jean, eh? We get dead drunk, fool ourselves into believing we "are" a country, wake up the next day bathing in our own vomit and happy to be Canadian back again. ;)

      Hope you're enjoying your break. The weather is so wonderful. Did you know they put up the pink balls again this year here in the Village?

      xoxo

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  25. Look...her underpants are showing! I see London, I see France, I see MS MJ's underpants. Come on, sing the second verse with me

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