Friday, May 11, 2012

Get Your Tits Out!

Mistress MJ is ready for the weekend…

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Will the Infomaniac Drinking Team be joining me?

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    1. Your team captain is present & bra-less, white lightning in hand...

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    2. Swing those tassels, Wally!

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  2. My Rack is Stacked and ready...

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    1. Are those FALSIES, Princess?

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    2. And to think the woman at the prosthetic's counter told me they looked so natural..... Bitch!

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  3. Did someone say "tits" ?!?

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    1. HEFF: That's all it takes to get your attention.

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  4. That looks exactly like my grade sic teacher Mrs Hasselhoffenfritzer something or other?

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    1. DONN-WURDIN: I’ll bet teacher kept you behind for detention a time or two.

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    1. MISS JANEY: I think you’ll find that’s a popular position here on Infomaniac.

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    2. as well as at Miss Janey's.

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  7. Oh, honey. Weekends start on Friday here, so we're already deep into it. One of the local "free flowing" brunches today, and judging on how it feels about eight hours after, I should sober up sometime late tomorrow night...

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    1. MUSCATO: Like our Infomaniac Bitch "Princess" in Australia, you live in the future!

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  8. Denim skirt and a red bra? She'll be the life of the party at the local cowboy bar. Not the gay cowboy bar,just the classic C& W one.

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    1. KELLY RED: See you at “Hogs & Heifers!”

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  9. After keeping them corralled up all week, let them roam the range on the weekend, Mistress!

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    1. MR. LAX: Mistress MJ is cuttin’ loose, like Norma.

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    2. i learned all my moves from you,
      but amnesia set in. what's your name again?

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  10. Otto won't be very happy.

    *pours another martini

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: I doubt if Otto has walked around town all day in a gaff.

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  11. I plan on continuing my tour of fancy ass San Francisco hotel bars.

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    1. PEENEE: Enjoy “She Male Sperm Whores 2.”

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  12. BITCHES: Isn't anyone going to shoo that fly off my tit?

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    1. Spill some Gin on it, and Maddie will slurp it up off you before I finish typing this comment!!!

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  13. And here i thought it was just your extraneous third nipple... Sit still while I get out the fly swat...

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  14. You'll need a hazmat suit and a pesticide application license. When the wind blows from the north I can still catch a whiff of that cheese. *brandishes tits with patriotic fervor*

    Got a glass of the Recipe goin'! First of the season, baby!! Anyone care for the recipe to the Recipe here's a linkie:
    http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=21067023#editor/target=post;postID=7120301438396776081

    ...it's a long linkie, but it's a good linkie. In fact it's 'Lil Pirate, Cookie Monster' good. It am!!

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  15. *whams head on desk in tard linkage frustration*

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    1. love to see whatever that was!

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    2. Email the link to me, Ms. Nations.

      Also, one of these days soon, Mistress MJ will give a linkage tutorial.

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  16. honey, those egg tits need to be
    put right back into the incubator!

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  17. Got lots of whiskey over here, they is saying we may have a blackberry winter, so we stocked up!

    Prost!

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