Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Kabuki Birthday Party Aftermath

kabuki zero said, “Apparently we can only discuss kabuki's birthday the one day. oh damn.”

Mistress MJ is under court order not to breathe a word about kabuki's birthday party…



Draw your own conclusions about what happened that night, Bitches.

22 comments:

  1. I have "a friend" who was there.

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  2. If there had been a bidet in the bathroom this would have never happenned!

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  3. For legal reasons, Mistress MJ is trying to stay out of this discussion but she is now considering the benefits of installing a bidet.

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  4. Has anyone gotten hold of my attorneys yet?
    Anyone?

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  5. Well everything seemed to be going along fine officer until someone decided that trying do a limbo dance might be fun... Sadly using the double bed for a limbo pole wasn't...

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  6. Police line, matching ankle bruises, stained carpet, an unfeasably shaggy watay...it all spells 'KA-BIRTHDAY PARTY'...or 'WILLFUL MISUSE OF AEROSOL DESSERT TOPPINGS'...or possibly 'KENTUCKY'...in any event, it was a night to remember, obviously!
    *casually nudges Blavod bottle further beneath chaise*

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  7. Oh God, not cake. PLEASE NOT CAKE.

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  8. i miss all the good parties! wtf is up with that, sugar? xoxoxox

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  10. Good Lord!!!! Who is the fat cup sitting on the curb? boy... God forbid that elastic stocking snap , someone will lose an eye!

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  11. Love the glittery silver heels!

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  12. my sources tell me the party was
    attended by mannequins.

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  13. I, for one, am sick and tired of being interviewed by CSI about the whole sordid event.

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    1. well at least they didn't do a cavity search yet.

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  14. Cavity search? You mean like a real arrest? *removes handcuffs from police dog* My bad.

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    1. yes cavity search, They already did one on Norma. They found the missing ear drum from the last wing ding.

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    2. And your wristwatch, Mistress Maddie.

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  15. Why have we not heard a peep from kabuki?

    Is it possible he is ashamed of his behaviour at the party?

    Mistress MJ must investigate.

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