Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Broken Down Bitches

Norma’s got dry socket and Cookie’s feeling phlegmish.


How are the rest of you Bitches doing?

Does Mistress MJ need to send you to the Infomaniac Medical Clinic?

40 comments:

  1. AND SUDDENLY, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, SUGAR! uh, sorry about the yelling, but hot damn, i am feeling better! xoxoxoxooxox

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    1. Are you testing to see if Norma’s ear trumpet works?

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  2. I'm sick of the 2012 Presidential Election.

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    1. MR. LAX: You won't feel better until November.

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  3. I'm feeling better as I was actually able to sleep and dream. If anyone needs any snot or phlegm, let me know. My body has gone into high gear in its production.

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    1. COOKIE: How thoughtful of you.

      We’ll consult your Snot Color Analysis Chart and then place our orders.

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    2. I'm thinking of painting my bedroom. Can't decide between "Seek Medical Attention" and "Emergency Services Necessary." What does Designer Mistress think?

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    3. MR. LAX: Ask yourself...

      What would Martha do?

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    4. "Seek Medical Attention" is perfect for a prison cell!

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    5. HUGGY JON: That colour might clash against your orange jumpsuit.

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  4. if that's maxine on the cover then i've got
    a second dry socket which no amount of lube could tackle.

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    1. NORMA: Does Blue Cross cover that?

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    2. you don't wanna know what the deductible is.

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  5. Oil of clove, Norma darling. It works!!

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    1. NATIONS: Is oil of clove like eye of newt?

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    2. oh firsty, you're so damn quick!!

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    3. Are you sure you don't mean 'fast'? Because I am. *applies white lipstick and mink eyelashes*

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    1. WALLY: Is it time we held another pill party for you?

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  7. I'm hungover.
    Thankfully Norma took my keys.
    What a gal!

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: Has this turned into a KEY party?

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    2. i've thrown scarlet's keys into the pool, the deep end.

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  8. Somehow I dreamed that I landed between Little Mr Pirate and the cookie monster.... What does it mean Doctor?

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  9. No... Wait... it wasn't a dream after all


    But is it a sign?

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    1. PRINCESS: It's a sandwich and YOU'RE the meat!

      Or is it the other way around?

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    2. Thank you... Don't mind if i do....

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  10. I noticed my face was looking like a dropped pie on the recent Blackpool photographs, so I'm going to the clinic on Friday to have a botox top-up.

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    1. MITZI: Beast once compared Piggy's arse to a dropped pie.

      Send us a photo of your face so that we might compare and contrast.

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  11. Bad back. Too much bending over.
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: Too much bending over?

      I thought that ailment usually afflicted only the MEN of Infomaniac.

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  12. Oh, I'm fine. Really. Please don't worry. I wouldn't dream of concerning you with my little problems. Really. Just go on and enjoy yourselves. I'll just be here.

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    1. Do you want a cup of tea to go with that?

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    2. OMG! My grandmother is secretly Mr Peenee! Back from the beyond. Grandma we miss you.

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  13. My back's been playing up again. But it's nothing to do with Ms Scarlet's, I hasten to add.

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  14. *tosses Peenee a box of Kleenex and some Vaseline* There there. I was assuming you'd availed yourself of the '4 hour cure' and were happily...being cured. Or something. Sheesh! Poor darling.

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  15. I'm not sick, but I keep staring at the cookie monster to the right.* fanning self with peacock fan*

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  16. Mistress MJ cannot possibly play catch up at this point by answering your comments.

    I've my mental health to consider, you know.

    Which brings me to mention ... A NEW POST IS UP!

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  17. Time for my Xanax and pain tabs. Wish I had some oil of clove.

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