Saturday, December 18, 2010

Booby Hatch Homos

A follow-up to yesterday’s Abnormals Anonymous meeting.

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Exposé …

Why Homosexuals Seek Jobs in Mental Hospitals: The shocking scandal of our states’ insane asylums!

Barred windows, locked doors aid attendants maintain power.

“Brain wave” machines helps to chart patients’ mental illness.

What else could possibly be going on behind closed doors?

What lures homosexuals to work in these loonie bins...these booby hatches?

26 comments:

  1. How much for a session on the "brain wave" machine? Uh, I'm asking for a friend.

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  2. Maybe they like the kinky straight jackets? Everyone has to have a little fun now an' then.

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  3. damn, a tie for second. ok, i'll read the post now, sugar. *sigh* xoxox

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  4. Don't get me started! I did 20yrs in one of these things.

    And never once did I meet a homosexual... but think the place was full of old lesbians. Does that count?

    Though I always wondered I never did ask or tell...

    Some people just seem to thrive on the madness of it all... and so finally I joined them...

    I went mad!

    Explains a lot really...

    Oh... but the tales I could tell...

    Nuff said...

    "What's that Doctor? Oh, i'm just telling MJ what a lovely place this is"... "what do you mean... I'm late for another therapy session?"... "I'm sorry Doctor"...."Yes the straight jacket is quite comfortable thank you"... "Yes... I'd be happy to take a higher dose of medication"
    "No... not the isolation room again..."..."Nooooooo"....

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  5. one only needs look at that photo to learn the answer to the question. those four orderlies are hardly behaving as their name implies. one also wonders if the photographer joined in on the gang rape.

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  6. XL: How much for a session on the "brain wave" machine? Uh, I'm asking for a friend.

    Free for you if you fluff the pillows for the other patients.

    MANDA: Maybe they like the kinky straight jackets? Everyone has to have a little fun now an' then.

    There’s nothing “straight” about them.

    SAVANNAH: SECOND!!!! XOXOXOX
    damn, a tie for second. ok, i'll read the post now, sugar. *sigh* xoxox


    You’re going to wear yourself out if you keep up this pace.

    PRINCESS: Don't get me started! I did 20yrs in one of these things.
    And never once did I meet a homosexual... but think the place was full of old lesbians. Does that count?
    Though I always wondered I never did ask or tell...
    Some people just seem to thrive on the madness of it all... and so finally I joined them...
    I went mad!
    Explains a lot really...
    Oh... but the tales I could tell...
    Nuff said...
    "What's that Doctor? Oh, i'm just telling MJ what a lovely place this is"... "what do you mean... I'm late for another therapy session?"... "I'm sorry Doctor"...."Yes the straight jacket is quite comfortable thank you"... "Yes... I'd be happy to take a higher dose of medication"
    "No... not the isolation room again..."..."Nooooooo"....


    Are you penning your memoir?

    PEENEE: I like the snack bar.

    Time for your meds, Peenee.

    NORMADESMOND: one only needs look at that photo to learn the answer to the question. those four orderlies are hardly behaving as their name implies. one also wonders if the photographer joined in on the gang rape.

    If they’re guilty, then why is the “brain wave” operator the only one with a black bar across his eyes?

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  7. Isn't it obvious? We have easy access to pharmaceutical cabinet, a range of hand-held weapons and every Thursday is disco night (that's not a brain-wave machine operator - It's the DJ)!

    Isn't it?

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  8. Anywhere with free valium has got to be a great place to hang out.

    Though the dress code leaves a lot to be desired.

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  9. Mago, it might be pretty, but a) too many windows to clean and b) it looks cold.

    Keeping warm is a major occupation of mine lately.

    Perhaps I should start drinking liqueurs? Any suggestions? Apart from Baileys and Creme de Menthe.

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  10. IVD: Isn't it obvious? We have easy access to pharmaceutical cabinet, a range of hand-held weapons and every Thursday is disco night (that's not a brain-wave machine operator - It's the DJ)!
    Isn't it?


    Hey Mr. DJ… play Insane Asylum for me.

    ROSES: Anywhere with free valium has got to be a great place to hang out.
    Though the dress code leaves a lot to be desired.


    White isn’t your colour?

    MAGO: They do not built them anymore ...

    Right you are, Mago.

    I used to visit the “Buffalo State Asylum for the Insane” as it was originally known. (Love that name).

    No, NOT as a patient! But because I admired the architecture.

    I must check to see if it’s still there.

    ROSES, MAGO & XL: Let me know what you finally decide upon.

    I’m off for my morning coffee.

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  11. The last time i saw a homos booby hatch it was at their request.

    Worked for me :)

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  12. I don't like egg based liqueurs and already have a bottle of Baileys stashed somewhere. But thanks for the thought.

    White is definitely not my colour. Shows the stains far too quickly.

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  13. DAMIEN: The last time i saw a homos booby hatch it was at their request.
    Worked for me :)


    You’re so very benevolent.

    ROSES: I don't like egg based liqueurs and already have a bottle of Baileys stashed somewhere. But thanks for the thought.
    White is definitely not my colour. Shows the stains far too quickly.


    White is good for hiding yogurt stains, I’ve discovered.

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  14. ... blue skirts on the other hand ... The 2007 calendar shows some nicely renovated areas of the building.

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  15. At the Assylum?

    Free Valium and easy access?

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  16. At the Assylum?

    Free Valium and easy access?

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  17. MAGO: ... blue skirts on the other hand ... The 2007 calendar shows some nicely renovated areas of the building.

    Thanks for the link.

    If you weren’t already certifiable when you entered the building, you would have gone insane from looking at those horrid orange and yellow chairs.

    CYBERPOOF: At the Assylum?
    Free Valium and easy access? At the Assylum?
    Free Valium and easy access?


    From the sounds of it, you could use a Valium right now.

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  18. MITZI: It must be the looniform.

    Who could resist, especially when they’re coming at you with a hypodermic needle?

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  19. I, as a life long "bachelor" , would never take a position at an establishment that hatches boobies.
    Ever.

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  20. WALLY: I, as a life long "bachelor" , would never take a position at an establishment that hatches boobies.
    Ever.


    We’ll arrange for our inmates to send you postcards in that case.

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