Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Titty Tuesday Tutti Frutti

Avocados, Honeydew melons, Grapefruit, Watermelons or Pumpkins?

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26 comments:

  1. i did it again!!! first!! yippieeeee xoxoxox

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  2. One could make quite a fruit salad with this assortment.

    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  3. Where is the homage to the withered and dried fruit? The raisin, the prune, the dried apricot?

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  4. cookie, leave your compote in the kitchen, you're soaking in it.

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  5. What is that stain on Grapefruit? Is that....? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.

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  6. This reminds me of that amateur strip show Tutti Frutti that aired in the late 80s/early 90s on German tv station RTL.

    They had a bunch of girls with different fruit stickers on their boobs. At the end of the show the amateur contestants were supposed to do a striptease to make money.

    You would love that show.

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  7. SAVANNAH: i did it again!!! first!! yippieeeee

    Are you hepped up on goofballs?

    XL: One could make quite a fruit salad with this assortment.
    Oh Hai Savannah!


    Oh dear, not a fruit bowl, I hope.

    COOKIE: Where is the homage to the withered and dried fruit? The raisin, the prune, the dried apricot?

    See Norma’s two cents worth.

    NORMADESMOND: cookie, leave your compote in the kitchen, you're soaking in it.

    Oh, Madge!

    PEENEE: What is that stain on Grapefruit? Is that....? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.

    I’m sure it’s high in fructose sugars and proteins.

    CYBERPOOF: This reminds me of that amateur strip show Tutti Frutti that aired in the late 80s/early 90s on German tv station RTL.
    They had a bunch of girls with different fruit stickers on their boobs. At the end of the show the amateur contestants were supposed to do a striptease to make money.
    You would love that show.


    Oh those fun-loving Germans!

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  8. I can only add plump peaches. Mr Beastie is bringing up the rear with his bananas.
    Sx

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  9. *quietly approaches ech of the models and hands them a modesty fan*

    It is obviously winter ladies.
    there are more high beams in here than an outback landing strip....

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  10. MITZI: What a large pear!

    Let’s hope she doesn’t opt for breast augmentation to become a watermelon gal.

    It could all go “pear-shaped”!

    SCARLET: I can only add plump peaches. Mr Beastie is bringing up the rear with his bananas.

    Really love your peaches
    Wanna shake your tree

    Well SOMEBODY had to say it!

    PRINCESS: *quietly approaches ech of the models and hands them a modesty fan*
    It is obviously winter ladies.
    there are more high beams in here than an outback landing strip....


    Let there be light!

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  11. Tutti Frutti run on RTL in the early 90s. It was a 1-to-1-copy of an Italian show that run some years earlier, a very sucessfull franchise thing. In its best moments it had a trashy anarchic charme ridiculing voyeurs and all but could become a terribly boring sticky meat show too. Some critics say it was nothing else but the latter.

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  12. Where in the Hell do you find this stuff?!

    HY-ster-ical!

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  13. MAGO: Tutti Frutti run on RTL in the early 90s. It was a 1-to-1-copy of an Italian show that run some years earlier, a very sucessfull franchise thing. In its best moments it had a trashy anarchic charme ridiculing voyeurs and all but could become a terribly boring sticky meat show too. Some critics say it was nothing else but the latter.

    I’ve had some sticky meat in my time.

    MICHAEL GUY: Where in the Hell do you find this stuff?!
    HY-ster-ical!


    Thank goodness for Tumblr.

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  14. COOKIE: Why does "grapefruit" have eyebrows?

    And a unibrow at that!

    HEFF: Pumpkins, PLEASE !

    What an appetite!

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  15. Tutti Frutti link here http://youtu.be/wYMVn7ENMec

    Enjoy!

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  16. I am not sure wether watermelons is smiling or its the weight pulling everything down. Not so much a cleavage as a 6 lane freeway

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  17. There once was a girl named Susie Mapes
    Whose breasts were the size of grapes
    She started to scratch 'em
    In hopes she might hatch 'em
    But all that remained were the scrapes

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  18. I thought avocado breasts went out in the 80s - so nice to see such a pear

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  19. CYBERPOOF: Tutti Frutti link here http://youtu.be/wYMVn7ENMec
    Enjoy!


    I don’t see any fruit stickers on their boobs!

    BEAST: I am not sure wether watermelons is smiling or its the weight pulling everything down. Not so much a cleavage as a 6 lane freeway

    Curves ahead!

    And a sign further south that says “Slippery When Wet.”

    ROXY: There once was a girl named Susie Mapes
    Whose breasts were the size of grapes
    She started to scratch 'em
    In hopes she might hatch 'em
    But all that remained were the scrapes


    Ha!

    Oh, that reminds me…

    There was a young lady from Nizes
    Whose breasts were two different sizes.
    One was so small
    It was nothing at all,
    But the other was huge and won prizes.

    LULU: I thought avocado breasts went out in the 80s - so nice to see such a pear

    To add to the 70s vibe, just add a shag carpet merkin.

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  20. ok just the header made me smile! Tutti Fruity Titty Tuesday...rock on! :-)

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  21. RAD: ok just the header made me smile! Tutti Fruity Titty Tuesday...rock on! :-)

    If you liked Titty Tuesday, you’ll love Wenis Wednesday.

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  22. Does this mean that we can expect "Thunder Pussy Thirsday"? That would make kids simple shreik in horror - do it.

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  23. COOKIE: Does this mean that we can expect "Thunder Pussy Thirsday"? That would make kids simple shreik in horror - do it.

    You, sir, are a troublemaker.

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