Thursday, December 16, 2010

Only Nine Days Until Christmas

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You’ll have to forgive Mistress MJ for her absence today but she must festoon the house with mistletoe.

11 comments:

  1. First! First bitches!

    Woo Hooo!

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  2. No point me hanging mistletoe around the Palais. Only a cat and teenager in residence.

    Perhaps, I'll take it out with me? Mmmmm....

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  3. Mistletoe knickers! The next big thing!
    Sx

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  4. I'm glad you said Mistletoe,

    A house festooned with Camel Toe would be a little un seemly.

    I've been busy decking whores wearing holly...

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  5. I keep confusing her with June Marlow, a singer with Jack Hylton's band.

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  6. A quick kiss under the berries! I wouldn't say no.

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  7. Jingle bell time
    is a swell time
    ...

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  8. Well, while you are digging around the attic for decorations, steer clear of any frowzy wigs that you find...

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  9. Did you know that mistletoe is parasitic plant? But I bet you knew that already.

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