Wednesday, December 01, 2010

A Queer Household

Mistress MJ is auditioning new houseboys…

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Occasionally we hire women as well if they understand the house rules…

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Is there anything else that “the help” should know?

15 comments:

  1. Number 2!
    I get any leftovers from the casting couch.

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  2. *fans herself after that quick thrill*

    The first thing the new help have to understand: keep the damn liquor cabinet stocked and locked.

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  3. damn, up for only 7 minutes and i'm 3rd????

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  4. *pouting and going back to read the post* xoxox

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  5. Oh goody! New houseboys. The old ones are getting kind of gamey.

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  6. Yeah, don't even think of fixing me a gin & tonic if it's not made with Bombay Sapphire!

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  7. ROSES: FIRST!
    Woo Hoo!
    Oh yeah baby!


    Did you just wet yourself?

    JASON: Number 2!
    I get any leftovers from the casting couch.


    Sloppy seconds!

    ROSES: *fans herself after that quick thrill*
    The first thing the new help have to understand: keep the damn liquor cabinet stocked and locked.


    “Stocked and locked”…

    I like it!

    SAVANNAH: damn, up for only 7 minutes and i'm 3rd????
    *pouting and going back to read the post*


    Are you coming back?

    RANDOM CHICK: Oh goody! New houseboys. The old ones are getting kind of gamey.

    It’s from all that wool so close to their private bits.

    IVD: Yeah, don't even think of fixing me a gin & tonic if it's not made with Bombay Sapphire!

    I don’t drink the stuff so there should be plenty for you.

    MAGO: Manbutter not in the fridge.

    Man butter…

    Is that Boy Butter for big boys?

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  8. Suspects Roses is fanning herself becuase she farted
    ***sprays febreze at Roses ****

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  9. Bring plenty of cheese puffs to the "audition."

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  10. Cheese puffs? These have become the new Flying Penises of Infomaniac!

    I agree with new houseboys, the old ones are less than fresh! Disgraceful really.

    A servant sees nothing, but knows all!

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  11. I think this new lot is a touch on the scruffy side, myself, but then I have such darn discerning tastes.

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  12. BEAST: Suspects Roses is fanning herself becuase she farted
    ***sprays febreze at Roses ****


    *adds “keep cupboards stocked with industrial-sized bottles of Febreze” to list*

    XL: Bring plenty of cheese puffs to the "audition."

    I’m still picking cheese puff crumbs out of the carpet.

    MANDA: Cheese puffs? These have become the new Flying Penises of Infomaniac!
    I agree with new houseboys, the old ones are less than fresh! Disgraceful really.
    A servant sees nothing, but knows all!


    The “help” need to see to it that those Flying Penises are harnessed.

    That goes double for the cheese puffs.

    PEENEE: I think this new lot is a touch on the scruffy side, myself, but then I have such darn discerning tastes.

    I was just over at Michael Guy’s place, telling him how much I miss you…

    Until I saw that crack about the monkey scene from Sunset Boulevard that you made over at Norma’s.

    There are some things I choose to forget.

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  13. There's one rule which every new housekeeper needs to know:

    * Don't go up to the top floor. Any strange sounds you hear from there are your imagination.

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