Monday, December 20, 2010

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

The houseboys hear of a sale and rush out to do a little last minute shopping…

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We know you want a pair too...

23 comments:

  1. Click on this page to see BIGGER sizes.

    Ahem.

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  2. Thats Beasts OTHER pair of underpants. It's sort of a 'Veronicas' Veil' effect and it means that someone needs to change the cedar shavings in his cage. At LEAST. *flapping hand in front of face*

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  3. You know if you would have slathered the Houseboys with a good dose of mineral oil it would have cut down on the friction, and turned up the fun!

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  4. No, you're thinking of Donn. Beast is British. Look closer...see? Still got the little turtleneck sweater. Thats how you tell.
    I know, you'd think the one with more 'cheese' would be the Canuck, right? But that's science for ya.

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  5. SAVANNAH: *snickering*

    Surprise the MITM with a pair under the tree.

    NORMADESMOND: does one size fit all?

    This isn’t like your Snuggie, Norma.

    NATIONS: Thats Beasts OTHER pair of underpants. It's sort of a 'Veronicas' Veil' effect and it means that someone needs to change the cedar shavings in his cage. At LEAST. *flapping hand in front of face*

    By "other" are you referring to Beast’s purple Lurex posing pouch?

    COOKIE: You know if you would have slathered the Houseboys with a good dose of mineral oil it would have cut down on the friction, and turned up the fun!

    Can’t you see the Johnson’s baby oil on their backs?

    Don’t they smell divine?

    It makes me want to talcum their little bottoms.

    PRINCESS: Isn't he still in Mexico?...

    Oh I get it…

    DONN we now our gay apparel.

    NATIONS: No, you're thinking of Donn. Beast is British. Look closer...see? Still got the little turtleneck sweater. Thats how you tell.
    I know, you'd think the one with more 'cheese' would be the Canuck, right? But that's science for ya.


    Where is that post you said you were writing about Canada?

    I hope it doesn’t involve cheese.

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  6. I hate novelty underwear.

    Get it outta my way!

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  7. CYBERPOOF: I hate novelty underwear.
    Get it outta my way!


    Hush or I’ll make you wear the comedy boxer shorts.

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  8. My my, who needs elf shorts when you could put these on?


    I'm sold!

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  9. Pete says he hates novelty underwear????
    Is this why he held on to the FGES for so long???
    I reckon that he has a collection of comical long-johns and Cath Kidston inspired thongs.
    Sx

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  10. I've got David's willy on a bookmark.

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  11. MANDA: My my, who needs elf shorts when you could put these on?
    I'm sold!


    Nothing can replace the Elf Shorts.

    That is why CyberPete kept them for so long.

    But you won’t know their power until you win them.

    SCARLET: Pete says he hates novelty underwear????
    Is this why he held on to the FGES for so long???
    I reckon that he has a collection of comical long-johns and Cath Kidston inspired thongs.


    Do they make novelty underwear based on the Wombles?

    MITZI: I've got David's willy on a bookmark.

    Do you suppose the Pope uses the same bookmark?

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  12. A quick search resulted in a collection of woolly boots and a hosepipe attachment... I think not.
    Off-topic: Mr Beastie has been taking liberties with your good name; I believe a firm admonishment is called for. Perhaps the hosepipe attachment will prove useful after all.
    Sx

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  13. My partner's ceramics teacher Angelo Garzio said that, for a while (I think in the 1960s), the museum put a leaf over David's dangly bits so as not to upset museum patrons. He thought it was ridiculous because David was "so small no one can see it anyway." Exact quote, punctuated with an eye roll.

    Now I can't see David's ween without thinking of that anecdote.

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  14. SCARLET: A quick search resulted in a collection of woolly boots and a hosepipe attachment... I think not.
    Off-topic: Mr Beastie has been taking liberties with your good name; I believe a firm admonishment is called for. Perhaps the hosepipe attachment will prove useful after all.


    I’ve just visited Beast’s place at your suggestion and am too stunned at this point to comment.

    If you’re looking for me, I shall be on my fainting chaise with a cold compress.

    STACIA: My partner's ceramics teacher Angelo Garzio said that, for a while (I think in the 1960s), the museum put a leaf over David's dangly bits so as not to upset museum patrons. He thought it was ridiculous because David was "so small no one can see it anyway." Exact quote, punctuated with an eye roll.
    Now I can't see David's ween without thinking of that anecdote.


    Apparently, David has a detachable fig leaf which is presently displayed in a case attached to the back of the pedestal on which the David replica stands.

    Details here.

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  15. I have smelling salts... and a bottle of rum...
    Sx

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  16. Thank you, Miss Scarlet.

    Mistress MJ must regain her composure as she has an important announcement to make.

    New post to follow soon.

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  17. Gasp! That must have been the fig leaf he was talking about. Poor Queen Victoria, shocked by peen.

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  18. STACIA: Gasp! That must have been the fig leaf he was talking about. Poor Queen Victoria, shocked by peen.

    And yet there are times when a detachable fig leaf might come in handy.

    Or a detachable peen, for that matter.

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