Sunday, December 05, 2010

A Bit of Hoovering Up

For those wondering why we haven’t heard from our friend Beast for a few days, don’t fret.

He just has a bit of tidying up to do and then he’ll be straight over…


You know how he likes his crevice tool!

15 comments:

  1. #1!!! me and beast, so to speak... xoxox

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  2. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

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  3. A vacuum cleaner is not the best choice if you're cleaning a carpet littered with pieces of bananas.

    Works okay on cake crumbs, though...

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  4. Do the shake n vac and put the freshness back...

    She's filled her nappy.

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  5. Well someone had to give Miss Scarlet a bit of part time work , what with christmas coming !

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  6. SAVANNAH: #1!!! me and beast, so to speak...

    Yay!

    MAGO: Congratulations Savannah!

    She’s been trying all week.

    XL: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

    We’re not in Kansas anymore.

    ROXY: A vacuum cleaner is not the best choice if you're cleaning a carpet littered with pieces of bananas.
    Works okay on cake crumbs, though...


    Oh, you mean these bananas?

    PEENEE: Such a dainty bit.

    More of a dainty bint, I’d say.

    NORMADESMOND: merry maids indeed.

    I’ve no idea how Beast passed the screening process.

    MITZI: Do the shake n vac and put the freshness back...
    She's filled her nappy.


    We’ll have to call in AyeM8y to change her nappy.

    He’s certainly had enough experience powdering YOUR bottom!

    BEAST: Well someone had to give Miss Scarlet a bit of part time work , what with christmas coming !

    Don’t forget to Hoover the fireside rug!

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  7. Are those Bloomers I see peaking from under his skirt?! Oh my, oh my!

    He should be careful with that crevice tool, especially on the blow setting! Might lose an eye.

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  8. it takes balls to mix red with pink.

    That's all I'm sayin'

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  9. oh, leave beast alone... can't you see she didn't even have time to iron her crinolines?

    mother's work is never done...

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  10. Nice legs though.

    I thought I'd be nice for a change.

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  11. MAGO: Makin' whoopie ... yeh ...

    Oh yeh.

    MANDA: Are those Bloomers I see peaking from under his skirt?! Oh my, oh my!
    He should be careful with that crevice tool, especially on the blow setting! Might lose an eye.


    Not bloomers...it’s his nappy (diaper).

    And I think he’s filled them.

    BOXER: it takes balls to mix red with pink.
    That's all I'm sayin'


    It gets worse…

    I made him remove the orange accessories.

    WALLY: oh, leave beast alone... can't you see she didn't even have time to iron her crinolines?
    mother's work is never done...


    I suppose I should be more lenient.

    She’s busy whipping up Kipper Surprise at Café C for the Christmas season, after all.

    CYBERPOOF: Nice legs though.
    I thought I'd be nice for a change.


    That must have pained you.

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