Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Men of Infomaniac


Mistress MJ adores each one of you and there is room beneath her frock in her heart for all of you.


You’ve seen their arses, now read their bios!

We are gathered here today to celebrate the incredible Men of Infomaniac: those men who kiss the hem of Mistress MJ’s garment whilst at the same time spreading love, happiness and unidentified bodily fluids all over her blog.

Wondering about that funny smell? That’s what happens when they’re all gathered together here in one place.

We’ve divided them up into chronological categories by the year they became Mistress MJ’s bitches. Now let’s get started and meet them, shall we?

2006

PIGGY:




Piggy.

From Blighty.

I'm a cunt.

Correction: An adorable cunt.

I'll never worship at the feet of ANY fucking Canucks, let alone that MJ creature.

Not even if said feet have been steeped in bleach overnight.

I enjoy scratching my arse.

Not as much as I enjoy that lovely tickly feeling I get when I rub my starfish enough. It might explain why I enjoy wiping my arse so much following a really satisfying big steaming dump.

Visit Piggy at Taz and Pig.

[Ed note: My head spins when I think about how long I’ve been putting up with this whingeing wee ginger bastard’s shite.]



TAZZY:




Name: Tazzy (Martin in real life)

Age: 41 *giggles*

Marital status: Living in glorious sin with Piggy

Location: South Yorkshire, UK (for the geographically thick, it's 175 miles north of London. Sort of near Manchester/Sheffield/Leeds)

Interests: Music, DJ'ing, theme-parks

Why I love Infomaniac: Because she's a right dirty cunt and I know that if ever there was a woman that deserved to have a hidden cock under her frock, she'd be the one.

Why do I worship at her feet? : I don't. I've passed out with the stench.

My pic: *attached*

Cock size: Big enough to bring tears to the eyes.

Shoe size: 10 (that's a UK 10, which is a European 44.5 and an American 10.5)

Hand size : Big, with sausage sized fingers and a grip like a vice.

My nails are: Clean, if ever so slightly chewed.

My underpants are: Fresh on this morning with only the slightest little poo streak so far. Hardly noticeable, in fact. Still good enough for tomorrow.

Visit Tazzy at Taz and Pig.



GEOFF:



I'm 47 and live with the lovely Betty in South-East London/Kent. My interests include everything I do outside of working hours. I have impeccable taste in music, films, books and tv. And of course, football. I am West Ham United's most anti-social armchair supporter. It's me, the screen, the manager, and the team. Nurse, the screen!

I have followed MJ's every move since day one of Infomaniac, like some crazed stalker.

People's naughty bits make me blush and old men's cocks remind me of our mortality. Infomaniac is a great blog and MJ is an outstanding campaigner against the biggest evil of this century. Yes, I'm talking about the Croc.

Visit Geoff at (Contains Mild Peril).

[Ed note: Geoff has been with us since Day One. Can you imagine the damage to his psyche?]



INEXPLICABLE DEVICE (IVD):




“Ever heard the phrase 'Friend of Dorothy'? Well, meet Dorothy. As queer as they come. A fully qualified, professional, mincing machine. Complete with neurotic split personality and everything.” Actually, ignore those words from Piggy & Tazzy, this is who I am:

I'm a very reluctant witch. Well, four witches to be precise: two of the genuine article and the other two by proxy. We live in the fine city of Norwich in Norfolk, England along with a significant other (not a witch) and a Moom (also not a witch). We also enjoy a 'stab in the dark' on occasion...

Our interests include piloting Broom, getting wrapped up in fairy tales, devouring small children (as long as they're not fat - fat kids are full of cholesterol) and stalking Tim.

We worship Mistress MJ because of her uncanny ability to navigate in tornados without a single farmhouse ever landing on her. Oh, and she loathes Crocs as much as we do.

Visit IVD at Inexplicable DeVice.



TICKERSOID:



Born - 1953 Hanover, Germany. Youngest of three.
Formative years - Watford, Hertfordshire.
Fell for my first love, Jacqueline Earl. at the age of 8. I thought her beautiful. She gave me my first STD, Herpes simplex.
Educated at Queen Victoria School, Dunblane, Scotland. (yes, the place that had the school shootings but not my school) QVS is a military boarding school. They taught me how to shoot a WWII 303 Enfield rifle.
Moved to Cardiff during the early '70's. Loved the night life and have stayed in South Wales ever since.
Got married to a local psychopath in 1980 joined the steel industry and lived my wilderness years, stagnating until 2002.
Divorced at huge personal expense.
Re-emerged as a butterfly, moved to Pontypool, had the best time of my life culminating in meeting my beloved Betty Boop.
I hope to reach semi retirement next financial year and spend my remaining active days making custom vehicles.

Visit Tickers at Away With The Fairies.



KAPITANO:


At least one of the people in this photo is not me.

Ten Things About Me

* I stayed at school till age 32. But I was always a dropout.

* For the first half of puberty I was bisexual. Then my parents sent me to an all-boys school. For which I thank them greatly.

* I like East European people. But hate the food.

* I now have so many films and TV shows recorded, it would probably take the rest of my life to watch them. I haven't seen most of them yet.

* I remember the moment, when I was four years old, I realised my father was an idiot.

* Last week I invented a way to make porridge in a kettle. It works, but comes out lumpy.

* The week before I invented a way to make curried shaghetti in the kettle. It works, but also comes out lumpy.

* I have an unhealthy interest in the mental processes of crazy people.

* I find the best way to get things done is to ignore the advice of anyone who gives it without asking, and ask advice from those who don't.

* I like Infomaniac for the same reasons I like chocolate. Party because it's irresponsibly sexy, partly because it's sexily irresponsible, but mainly because I really really shouldn't.

Visit Kapitano at Kapitano.



DONN:



Hi I'm Donn
I'm a 21st Century Homo Escapeon trapped on Earth
I'm a Male, Bipedal, Mammallian, Urbaneite,
I'm currently 51, Married, 4 kids, Sagittarian & a Classic Winter!

I'm interested in Paleo-Psychology, Evolution, Politics, Pop Culture
I have a global restraining order from Monica Bellucci's legal team
My Biggest Goal in Life is to die quickly and painlessly in my sleep.

Favorite Quote: "It is absurd to judge people as good or bad. People are either charming or tedious." Oscar Wilde

My only Quote; "If you are overtly DIAGNOSTIC about Life, you will prolly DIE Agnostic!"

My 4th or 5th favorite thing in Life is Blogging.
The most common side effects of reading my blog include;

Racing thoughts, behavior problems, distraction, excessive cheerfulness, increased sexual urges, unmanageable fear, sleeplessness, irritability, anger, delusions, hyper-irreligiosity, buying sprees, worsening of tics, difficulty reaching multiple orgasms, frequent urination, reduced thinking ability, mental clarity, paranoid reactions, delusions of being persecuted, exaggerated sense of well-being and grandiose plans!

I simply adore Mistress MJ because she is hilarious, outrageous, smokin' hot, AND despite continuous threats from the CRTC of being imprisoned indefinitely in the Canadian Ladies Prison in Moosejaw, Sasquatchewan, MJ is still not-a-feared to overexpose unretouched and I can only assume rarely touched retro photographs of naughty, sagging, bits of old, unlovable, buggers who otherwise ain't gettin' any action with other live human beings.

Ya gotta love it eh?

Visit Donn at Homo Escapeons.



BEAST:


Beast with camel toe

Beast
A collosal presence with insuficient buttresses
A towering intellect with hidden shallows
A swirling maelstrom of drives and juices
A magnificent slab of prime British Beef
Beast just IS

Visit Beast at Beastliness.




OLD KNUDSEN:



My name is Soren 'old' Knudsen, you may call me The Colonel. I have served many kings and a few queens I'm ex MI6, 5, 7 and 9 also special farces, MFI and TGFI.

I enjoy bowel movements and blotting out my painful existence with drink and drugs.

I once had a painful 4 hour long erection which I varnished and sold on e-bay.

I worship MJ because she has a crack between her legs and as long as I have me cap there is a chance. Oh and she is very intelligent ,funny and caring .......... women like to hear that stuff.

I am not ginger and still have me own teeth, saving orphans, puppies and kittens is my second favourite thing to do, the first is to bring clean water and lots of food to Africa because the world needs more useless Africans.

Visit Old Knudsen at Old Bitter Balls.




2007


CYBERPETE:


Kylie Minogue attempts to break free of CyberPoof’s clutches

NATIONALITY: Danish.

OCCUPATION: Being fabulous.

LOVES: Sparkles, sequins, glitter, fairy dust, feather boas, discoballs, girly cocktails with tiny umbrellas, Kylie Minogue, The Sims, Starbucks, my iPhone, London’s Russell Square, Dynasty, gossiping, shopping, shoes, shopping for shoes, shoes. Did I mention shoes?

MOTTO: “When in doubt, apply more glitter.”

Visit CyberPete at Sayhey.



TONY:



Im a man, yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man, yes I am and I cant help but love you so

To hear Tony’s musical bio in its entirety, click here.

Visit Tony at Bench.



MAGO:



White Caucasian male in his forties
ca. 180 cm, ca. 100 kg
Hair: mouse, thin, vanishing, no beard
Eyes: green(ish), needs glasses (myopic)
Marks: none, no tattoos, no piercing, no visible scars
wears: black shoes, three peace suit (if affordable), cap or hat in winter, mechanical wrist watch, sometimes a ring on the left small finger
Education: Yes. Academic degree, so ne real profession
Actual Source of Income: Security Assistant
Charakter: Some. Tendency to stubborness, bears grudges, independent
drinks: white wine
likes: hide and seek, Duft
dislikes/hates: arrogance, brutality, vanity - and all other sorts of hurtful stupidities
respects: professionality
needs: harmony, silence

Visit Mago at 63mago.



GARFER:



I am the reincarnation of Janis Joplin's left tonsil, and I once advised Leonard Cohen on the best nose job specialist. I am also a bin man, a flaneur, and a trainee Jack Kerouac deadbeat beat Aristo.

When I'm not being Elvis that is, which I usually am.

Visit Garfer at Tunnocks Teacakes Forever.



EROSWINGS:



Howdy, from the great state of Texas, where everything's bigger (and better)!

I am Eroswings, and my interests are fairly diverse. I'm big fan of the arts (including architecture) and sciences--I could spend days just wandering around a museum or exploring ancient ruins. I luv to travel and experience new cultures and try out new things. I also enjoy nature--hiking in the woods, climbing mountains, chilling with some surf, sun, and sand, watching shooting stars. I like watching tv--anything funny or unique is always good--I'm big fan of sci-fi and low brow humor. And of course, I luv the Olympics (Vancouver 2010!). I enjoy music and singing and dancing. I like making new friends and trying new things.

I'm in the service industry, where the customer comes first! I employ a hands on approach to ensure my handling of the client results in a happy ending. I want to make sure the client has a thoroughly enjoyable experience that they'll come back for more. I take pride in my work.

To relieve stress, I enjoy exercise--some running, some swimming, some yoga, some calisthenics. I also drink--I prefer liquor but am not opposed to other alcoholic beverages. It also helps me fall asleep if I need to be up early the next morning (I'm a night owl by nature). I also cook--not a chef, but I do like making the basics and trying out new things to take my mind off stress. I find doing laundry to be a most pleasing experience--I luv the smell of clean, dry clothes, that warm feeling over my hands as I fold the clothes, and I like ironing out the wrinkles and hanging up the freshly pressed shirts and pants.

Though I'm a fan of the modern, independent woman, I'm also a relic of a bygone era--I still hold doors open for women, give up my seat to the elderly and mothers and ladies, pick up the bill after spending an enjoyable time with a woman's company. I'm going green and trying to save money. I try not to be wasteful. For example, it's so hot and dry in my part of the country, that I've taken to wearing just my underwear (or nothing) to keep down cooling costs and reduce laundry, saving water and electricity.

I'm a big fan of Infomaniac, because Infomaniac is beautiful, funny, and smart. She's a goddess on the bloggersphere, and many come to worship her style and wit and seek out her fashion wisdom and find sanctuary from the horror that is reality of a normal, boring life. And also, where else are you going to find old people nekkid and filthy recreational activities that seem so normal and alien at the same time? The woman is a genius and is living proof that Canadians are a brilliant and hilarious people!

Visit Eroswings at Eros Den.



MANUEL:



you have my arse.....what more do you want or need.....the arse says it all.

Visit Manuel at Crikey.

[Ed.note: Manuel, your arse will always be my hero.]


2008


INNER VOICES:



i is what i is and i am what i am...
so there is that....

Visit Inner Voices at What Do The Voices Mean.



XL:





xl hopes to take early retirement in a couple of years and move someplace cooler, wetter, and near the ocean to escape from his current hellish existence in Texas. In the interim, he remains the loyal and dedicated Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal I.T. Consultant to Mistress MJ.

Visit XL at XL-ENTROPY.



MAXI CANE:



Attached is my avatar. My mother is trawling the net looking for where I visit, so you're not getting my arse. Yes she's seen it all but it's hairier than she would have remembered.

I'm currently living in Kilbeggan in County Westmeath, Ireland with my loverly girlfriend the Jelly Monster, with whom you're also familiar. I work in a high class hotel and my low brow demeaner means I fit in as well as a fart in a spacesuit.

Let's do this like a Playmate of the month's bio:

Turn ons:
• Red hair
• Perfectly dainty pedicured tootsies of the female variety
• Lesbians with the above qualities
• Chicks who laugh at my jokes, genuinely or not
• Chicks who make me sandwiches
• Chicks, except Celine Dion

Visit Maxi Cane at Maxi Cane.



GINRO:




I am the father of one daughter, my Ginro-ette, I love puppies and kittens and if I win the contest I would like to use the opportunity travelling to help bring world peace. I think I used that line before when you had me do that 'cunt of the week' or whatever it was. I live in The Seychelles, England. I call my house 'The Seychelles'.

I am actually a secret agent with MI6, code name Brooke Bond 003.5, and love my bonsai trees. I also like a woman in tights and high heels. No concealed weapons you see. Visitors to my house will be greeted by me with a white cat draped across my lap (nothing like a nice warm pussy for making you feel better) as I stroke it and chuckle menacingly. Well I am an INTJ after all, so one must maintain an image. My worst enemy villain was the notorious Brown Finger from the criminal organisation SPHINCTRE. I still have flashbacks, particularly about the episode involving those satellites around Uranus, and can sometimes be found sitting in a corner gibbering (or leaving comments on Infomaniac.)

Last week I became the first person to circumnavigate the globe by dog-sled, but didn't make the news as I was pipped to the post by the news of Jude Law's indiscretions *hem hem* and a woman claiming thousands per month in maintenance. A similar thing happened in 1969 when my Mars landing was over-shadowed by some guy on the moon making sound-bites. Oh well, such is life.

I've never had sex before, life can be a bit difficult when you are a 98 year old virgin, so visit Infomaniac with the hope that one day Mistress MJ will be too drunk to notice what she's doing and volunteer to give me the time of my life. I worship at the feet of Mistress MJ because she's a brunette hotty with attitude. Nuff said.

Visit Ginro at Oh Bugger.



2009


AYEM8Y:



“Hello my name is ayem8y aka Mean Dirty Pirate. I’m an Aquarius, I like trannies and collecting dildos and leather fetish whips. I’m a zookeeper that conducts safaris in the deepest reaches of the Dark Continent. But in my spare time I enjoy rolling around and licking trash at truck stops. (Really) I’m 44, single, salt-n-pepper, blue eyes, 42” chest, 32” waist, tan, with a thick 8” penis that needs lots of attention but what I really like is taking strange men into my anus. Sometimes single and yes I have had long term relationships. I’m looking for Mr. Right and sometimes Mr. Right Now!”

Visit ayem8y at Mean Dirty Pirate.



TJB:



I am TJB. My photo and blog tell you absolutely everything there is to know about me.

Visit TJB at Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist.



THOMBEAU:



I am Thombeau, of Fabulon, and I am powerless and insane. Which is why I'm here!

Visit Thombeau at Fabulon.



MR. PEENEE:


Mr. Peenee (left) and his fabulous buttchops

Mrpeenee is a highly respectable civil servant who has a long, long (long) history as a big slut. It is the inevitable outcome of combining a very large penis and a fairly small conscience. I adore the Mistress for the cheerful attitude she brings to promiscuity. Isn’t that the way it should be?

The only picture I can find of my ass has a portion of it concealed (barely) in a Merry Widow, but there is at least a glimpse of buttchop. For those interested in fashion details, the seat was covered in black marabou.

Visit Mr. Peenee at MRPEENEE.



DAMIEN:




I am Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009 - although I want it on the record I was willing to concede to the other guy. I am a 37 year old Australia living in NZ with my American partner. I love food, wine, men, porn, and Infomaniac. I am currently continuing my jewish journey to becoming a full member of the Tribe. I have an ongoing battle of the bulge but am winning - suck that fat cells!! Although, it is currently the Cocktail and Pills diet though whilst surprisingly effective for losing weight - my liver emailed me the other day and said if I didnt change my ways he and my pancreas were eloping. Other than that - Im your average man of Infomaniac. I also have a serious inability to keep my mouth shut and tend to comment inappropriately at all times. I am also having a long distance dirty get down fuckfest casual fling with Seth Rogen - he blows the pipe - I blow his. Shhhh don't tell him, I don't want him to get scared and run away.

Visit Damien at 2 cents worth Down Under.



JASON:



Jason is a former international teenage singing sensation of the post-disco era.
After a tragic fall from grace (*allegedly* involving a diet coke bottle and Brooke Shields) found himself dissolute and overfed, earning dimes by teaching young women how to "shake it, but not break it."
He returned to his trailer on the bayou to live out his sad, lonely life, hunting squirrel and alligator.
Here he is in his overfed and dissolute middle age, still drinking diet coke and lamenting the past, clasping that pillow like it was Brooke Shield's pretty head.

Visit Jason at Night Is Half Gone.



HOSTILE 17:


Hostile 17 (blonde) meeting with Spike Lee, Old Knudsen and Barack Obama

I'm the Kevlar Rooster I like to drink the blood of the innocent or the skanky.
I like moonlight strolls up back alley ways and am the big bad round these parts.

I live in Southern California as most vamps do but will be returning to the UK for health care as I am anemic and don't like the sun here.

I worship MJ because though she smells like stale cum and cheap perfume she tastes like strawberries covered in baby blood.

Visit Hostile 17 at The Kevlar Rooster.



WOW, THAT WAS AWKWARD:



Ok, I probably don't deserve to play along since I don't come by every day. But MJ, and I mean this only in the most complimentary kind of way, you are better than a giant car crash. I know I shouldn't look and I often don't want to look (particularly on Fridays), but I just can't help it. You post pictures that are often very disturbing. But your writing and the comments make it worth the shock. Most of the time. Well, sometimes anyway.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to blurb about myself. That sounds naughty. I live in Colorado but I'm from outer space. I'm interested in the elimination of mimes, seeing the real identity of Scarlet Blue, juggling midgets, not taking myself or anyone else too seriously, traveling to strange places to meet strange people, nonsense, and anything covered in hot fudge.

You are still not getting a picture of my ass.

Visit Wow, That Was Awkward at It Was Dark, Stormy and I Lost My Serial Comma.


KEVIN:



I'm Kevin, the big 'mo responsible for the goings on at The Lisp. The Lisp headquarters are located in beautiful downtown Toronto, and is created on an ancient PC that is begging to be replaced. The Lisp is somewhat of a sequel to my previous blog, Shirley Heezgay!, which is why many longtime readers still call me Shirley. I share personal stories and observations, commentary on pop culture, the occasional hubba hubba and lots of silliness and sarcasm on multiple levels. Come up and see me sometime!

Visit Kevin at The Lisp.


GIVE THE MEN OF INFOMANIAC A STANDING OVATION, EVERYBODY!


It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!...


Mistress MJ wishes to thank each one of you fabulous men for being the treasured Infomaniac bitches that you are.

You really are the crème de la crème.



REMINDER: The Men of Infomaniac is NOT a dating service. If you require that sort of thing, please go through the appropriate channels, i.e. the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.


NOTE: No new post for the rest of the week as Mistress MJ artfully reclines on her chaise. If you need something to do in the meantime, why not visit The Men of Infomaniac’s alluring arses?

110 comments:

  1. Oh HAI XL.

    Where thou art you?

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  2. it's going take me the rest of the week to read this entire post. Are any of your house boys available for drink service? I promise not to do what I did last time.

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  3. BOXER: You've got days to read it as we're not posting anything new for the rest of the week.

    Drinks will be served to those who can handle their liquor.

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  4. Well. That was certainly enlightening about something or the other.

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  5. I'm a little verklempt..
    *breaks into song

    "caaaan you feeeeeel the lurve tonight?""

    I have one quick question...
    will the Women of Nymphomaniac be ready for Filthy Friday?

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  6. Dating service? More like a police lineup!

    Oh Hai Boxer!

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  7. Oh hai Miss Boxer and XL.

    There are some nice looking fellas on here, aren't there?

    *swoons*

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  8. Well that was mainly cut and paste. What took you so long?
    Anyway, I'm tired as I couldn't sleep at all so I need a cup of tea and a lie down.
    And...FIRST!

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  9. Ber-limey! What a lot of men.

    See? I knew that larger size bucket would come in handy.

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  10. Damiens pic... Is that a prison pic?

    TJB looks line a banker. Or a sales assistant in Selfriedges.

    And like Kapi, I once made porridge in a kettle too. Mine was also lumpy.

    That fucking starfish pic will haunt me forever.

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  11. Yeah bitch it is - now get the fuck over here and make my bunk - Im on top and you will ALWAYS be on the bottom.

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  12. Be careful Piggy. After seeing that photo of Tazzy I'd make him proper porridge.

    You've got yourself a fine looking man. Better shape up mate.

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  13. Fantastic! Truly, we're in the company of great men!

    But I have to admit that 'come hither' pic of Piggy made me wonder if this was a dating post. Is that wallpaper or a faux finish on the wall?

    And now I'm curious. Will there be a intersexed/transgender/ambiguous genitalia readers of Infomaniac post?

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  14. Is Piggy's pic from LuridDigs?

    I see Geoff sent you the magic pic he keeps in his attic.

    It's true, IVD does look incredibly gay, um, ghey in every single photo. He looks butcher being hammered up the arse in that vid I've got on loop as my screensaver.

    Was the Tickersoid divorce made more painful or less by the Carmen Miranda fruityhat?

    Kapitano looks nice. Must hook up with him sometime.

    Donn. Oh daddy!

    Old Knedsen should go ginger. Or just dye his cap. But not his Kap.

    Cyberpete...I wondered where all the fabulous in my life was. He's got it.

    Tony. Dadd...erm, nevermind.

    Mr Mago. I used to love your cartoons.

    Eroswings should have been gay and my next door neighbour. And when my cunning plan comes to fruition, he will be!. Bwa ha ha!

    Manuel. Arse!

    Mean Dirty Pirate. Just let me slowly lick the words around in my wet mouth. Mmmm. And again. Uhhh, mmmm.

    Mr Peeneenoonau. Men, muscles, memes and, erm, masticating chocolate.

    Damien. I fight bulges too. Just not my own.

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  15. What great a line up of asylum seekers. Loved Piggy's wallpaper/expensive paint effect too.

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  16. jesus wept.......but he wasn't alone

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  17. With the sort of pics MJ posts I was concerned I thought I was going to be confronted by Donn's tackle for a moment.

    Relieved that didn't happen. No offence, Donn.

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  18. good thing i'm on vacation, sugar! ;~D xoxox

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  19. I'm still reading.... and reading..... Oh Hai! XL and Cyberpete...reading...

    so many men.

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  20. So little time, eh Miss Boxer?

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  21. Obviously I am a rose amongst thorns

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  22. Who are you calling thorns Beastie?

    HRUMPH!

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  23. MR.PEENEE: Well. That was certainly enlightening about something or the other.

    Your buttchops have been added to our gallery of alluring arses!

    DAMIEN: This is great.
    Love it :)


    *air kisses*

    DONN: I'm a little verklempt..
    *breaks into song
    "caaaan you feeeeeel the lurve tonight?""
    I have one quick question...
    will the Women of Nymphomaniac be ready for Filthy Friday?


    We are always ready for you.

    Especially if you’re wearing your Lord Tennisanyone outfit.

    XL: Dating service? More like a police lineup!

    See Piggy’s comment to Damien.

    And Damien’s response!

    CYBERPOOF: There are some nice looking fellas on here, aren't there?
    *swoons*


    Aren’t you Chicago-bound yet?

    Or did you stay behind so you wouldn’t miss the Men of Infomaniac?

    GINRO: Well that was mainly cut and paste. What took you so long?
    Anyway, I'm tired as I couldn't sleep at all so I need a cup of tea and a lie down.
    And...FIRST!


    I’m not responding to you until you change that horrid avatar.

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  24. IVD: Ber-limey! What a lot of men.
    See? I knew that larger size bucket would come in handy.


    Speaking of buckets, have you used up that industrial-sized bucket of Boy Butter we sent you?

    SCARLET: Blimey! I am overcome.

    *offers smelling salts and a cold compress and shoves over on the chaise*

    PIGGY: Damiens pic... Is that a prison pic?

    See Damien’s top-notch response!

    TJB looks line a banker. Or a sales assistant in Selfriedges.

    YOU of all people could use some style tips from TJB!

    And like Kapi, I once made porridge in a kettle too. Mine was also lumpy.

    Is Tazzy’s rice pudding lumpy?

    That fucking starfish pic will haunt me forever.

    That rubber starfish was the best pressie I ever gave you.

    DAMIEN: Yeah bitch it is - now get the fuck over here and make my bunk - Im on top and you will ALWAYS be on the bottom.

    Ha!!!!!

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  25. CYBERPOOF: Be careful Piggy. After seeing that photo of Tazzy I'd make him proper porridge.
    You've got yourself a fine looking man. Better shape up mate.


    Have you heard Tazzy’s glorious Yorkshire-infused voice?

    It’s like buttah!

    He made a recording for me that repeats over and over, “MJ, you dirty cow.”

    It’s positively moisture-inducing.

    EROS: Fantastic! Truly, we're in the company of great men!
    But I have to admit that 'come hither' pic of Piggy made me wonder if this was a dating post. Is that wallpaper or a faux finish on the wall?


    Piggy’s wallpaper should have been featured on our Filthy Friday How Not To Decorate edition.

    And now I'm curious. Will there be a intersexed/transgender/ambiguous genitalia readers of Infomaniac post?

    I had considered that previously as we need a posting for our friend Mitzi.

    KAPI: Everything you said is why you are a treasured Infomaniac bitch.

    LULU: What great a line up of asylum seekers. Loved Piggy's wallpaper/expensive paint effect too.

    See Kapitano’s link to Lurid Digs.

    MANUEL: jesus wept.......but he wasn't alone

    Mwah!

    *the sound of Mistress MJ kissing your big hairy Irish arse*

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  26. EMERSON: With the sort of pics MJ posts I was concerned I thought I was going to be confronted by Donn's tackle for a moment.
    Relieved that didn't happen. No offence, Donn.


    Click to see Donn’s dong.

    SAVANNAH: good thing i'm on vacation, sugar! ;~D xoxox

    You wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off them otherwise!

    BOXER: I'm still reading.... and reading..... Oh Hai! XL and Cyberpete...reading...
    so many men.


    What CyberPoof said.

    BEAST: Obviously I am a rose amongst thorns

    You’re the aphid amongst the roses.

    CYBERPOOF: Who are you calling thorns Beastie?
    HRUMPH!


    We should have published that photo of Beast with the banana up his backside, shouldn’t we?

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  27. You should.

    You know, I learned a new term. Apparently you aren't a fag hag, but rather a fruit fly.

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  28. CYBERPOOF: You know, I learned a new term. Apparently you aren't a fag hag, but rather a fruit fly.

    Oh sweetie, I have ALWAYS said I preferred the term “fruit fly” to “fag hag” but whatever way you slice it, I love my gays!

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  29. I know!

    I love my peeps too ( have I been here too long when I start saying things like peeps?)

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  30. I have a theory Piggy is holding his toupee in place :-)

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  31. Where on earth do we start?

    Manuel's arse stands out like a shining star (sorry Piggy - I've been admiring yours for too long now).

    Garfer is surprisingly urbane and tank topped.

    Tony has turned the tiles of Barcelona brown in that photo.

    Kylie obviously loves Pete - but she isn't wearing enough sparkles.

    I shall teach xl a thing or two about idling.

    I presume that photo of Geoff was before he saw Filthy Friday and reached puberty.

    We need a better pic of Beast - Don was lucky - George Clooney eat yer heart out.

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  32. This is quite the sausage fest isn't it? You have a lot of bitches, MJ. How do you keep them all in check?

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  33. I state here for the record that I have orally satisfied each and every one of the fine men featured in this post. The one that tasted best was Inner Voices, although given the number of exotic chemicals keeping his swimmers afloat I can't remember exactly why that was. But I stand by that statement. Oh yes. And then I fall over and can't stop giggling. About Regis Philbin. And



    ...wait, what?

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  34. Well done!

    Ladies now please!

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  35. CYBERPOOF: I know!
    I love my peeps too ( have I been here too long when I start saying things like peeps?)


    You would be saying ‘peeps’ no matter where you found yourself.

    BEAST: I have a theory Piggy is holding his toupee in place :-)

    Ha!!!!!

    KAZ: Where on earth do we start?
    Manuel's arse stands out like a shining star (sorry Piggy - I've been admiring yours for too long now).
    Garfer is surprisingly urbane and tank topped.
    Tony has turned the tiles of Barcelona brown in that photo.
    Kylie obviously loves Pete - but she isn't wearing enough sparkles.
    I shall teach xl a thing or two about idling.
    I presume that photo of Geoff was before he saw Filthy Friday and reached puberty.
    We need a better pic of Beast - Don was lucky - George Clooney eat yer heart out.


    There is much to contemplate here, KAZ.

    But I can say with certainty that Manuel has the superior set of buttocks.

    AWKWARD: This is quite the sausage fest isn't it? You have a lot of bitches, MJ. How do you keep them all in check?

    Haven’t you seen my oubliette?

    NATIONS: I state here for the record that I have orally satisfied each and every one of the fine men featured in this post. The one that tasted best was Inner Voices, although given the number of exotic chemicals keeping his swimmers afloat I can't remember exactly why that was. But I stand by that statement. Oh yes. And then I fall over and can't stop giggling. About Regis Philbin. And
    ...wait, what?


    And? And?

    What do the REST of the them taste like?

    We demand answers!

    JASON: Well done!
    Ladies now please!


    Don’t tell me Ms. Nations has had YOU too!

    I imagine you taste like dirty rice and beans with a nice gumbo.

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  36. Ha! I knew Heff wasn't brave enough to comment on this post! A little too manly for him, LOL! A bunch of strapping fellows and such here, fine post MJ.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  37. What I got out of that was a nasty STD and the fact that Tickers can shoot a 303 Enfield rifle. I am trying to get my beloved Enfield through customs when I cum over and want to know if any of the guys of informic or whatever this thing is called if they have any pull, I don't need clout as I got that off (insert cunt's name here) ma. Old Knudsen would be very grateful.

    A handy tip if you have something with a .303 cal is to dig the round out of the person's head or you'll be easily traced if the weapon is legally bought, I bought mine with the blood of Nazis at the Bataan man march on Gotham island.

    Clowns aren't scary you know they just ain't funny, I get that all the time except I get called creepy is it wrong to sniff people in the street? Where would you sniff them?
    Ronseal doesn't just do what it says on the tin you can actually drown a person in a vat of it and it never mentions that on the bloody tin.

    Last week my ears were burning so i thought someone was talking about me turns out it was meningitis..... from pigs yes swine meningitis its mutated. I say we round up all the pigs onto and island and bomb the fuckers,never mind raining men it will be raining lovely rashers, that would teach Osama

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  38. WIL: Ha! I knew Heff wasn't brave enough to comment on this post! A little too manly for him, LOL! A bunch of strapping fellows and such here, fine post MJ.

    And obviously this post was a little too manly for either one of you to submit a bio!

    CYBERPOOF: I would?
    Hmmmm


    Isn’t that what I just said?

    KNUDSEN: What I got out of that was a nasty STD and the fact that Tickers can shoot a 303 Enfield rifle. I am trying to get my beloved Enfield through customs when I cum over and want to know if any of the guys of informic or whatever this thing is called if they have any pull, I don't need clout as I got that off (insert cunt's name here) ma. Old Knudsen would be very grateful.

    I doubt if many of them have pulled at all. Donn, yes. I mean, just LOOK at him. But the others I’m not so sure about.

    A handy tip if you have something with a .303 cal is to dig the round out of the person's head or you'll be easily traced if the weapon is legally bought, I bought mine with the blood of Nazis at the Bataan man march on Gotham island.

    I wouldn’t have given that a second thought if you hadn’t tipped me off.

    Clowns aren't scary you know they just ain't funny, I get that all the time except I get called creepy is it wrong to sniff people in the street? Where would you sniff them?

    Why do dogs sniff butts when they meet other dogs but people don’t? I would know you simply by the smell of pee wafting from your cap.

    Ronseal doesn't just do what it says on the tin you can actually drown a person in a vat of it and it never mentions that on the bloody tin.

    Canada has better labeling regulations than you lot.

    Last week my ears were burning so i thought someone was talking about me turns out it was meningitis..... from pigs yes swine meningitis its mutated. I say we round up all the pigs onto and island and bomb the fuckers,never mind raining men it will be raining lovely rashers, that would teach Osama

    I can’t find a Hallmark card suitable for someone with swine meningitis.

    I’ve got some ointment for your STD though.

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  39. I'm not so sure though, I'm more of an anglophile and they don't really say peeps in the UK do they?

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  40. Humpf.

    I don't think there's any point me joining the Fag, Hag and Old Slag Dating Service.

    It's true. The best guys are gay or taken.

    *sigh*

    I shall be working on becoming a mad old woman with cats.

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  41. Well, I've seein it all now - Donn can blow his own Dong.

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  42. Is there a hint of Voile de Fleur ... ?

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  43. GINRO: Hmmmm...

    That’s better. Now what were we talking about?

    CYBERPOOF: I'm not so sure though, I'm more of an anglophile and they don't really say peeps in the UK do they?

    I wouldn’t know and where are you now, anyway?

    ROSES: Humpf.
    I don't think there's any point me joining the Fag, Hag and Old Slag Dating Service.
    It's true. The best guys are gay or taken.
    *sigh*
    I shall be working on becoming a mad old woman with cats.


    Ginro is gagging for a shag if you don’t mind snuggling up to his new breast implants.

    DONN: Well, I've seein it all now - Donn can blow his own Dong.

    Donn has no need to blow his own dong when there are plenty who would like to toot his horn.

    MAGO: Is there a hint of Voile de Fleur ... ?

    Come closer and find out for yourself.

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  44. Holy SHIT ! Longest post EVAR !

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  45. I'm in Chicago. Completely knackered haven't even been picked up and violated by any gangsters yet.

    I'm fairly disappointed.

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  46. HEFF: Holy SHIT ! Longest post EVAR !

    It would have been longer if you’d bothered to send in YOUR bio!

    CYBERPOOF: I'm in Chicago. Completely knackered haven't even been picked up and violated by any gangsters yet.
    I'm fairly disappointed.


    Hmmm...let's see if we can help...

    ATTENTION BITCHES: Is there anyone in the Chigago area who would like to violate CyberPete?

    Oh wait, we said this wasn’t a dating site, didn’t we?

    Or possibly just add a little glitter to your day?

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  47. Well, I have been a little absent like lately with my hospital visit and such so I guess I missed the call.

    Holy Crap! Heff never ceases to amaze! Tales Of Brave Heffyses!

    Hey, I'm in Chicago, LOL!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  48. I haven't gotten any interesting emails or anything so I just ordered roomservice hoping the delivery person is a very hot, horny young'ish man.

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  49. @Cyberpete:

    I think the idea is, in a hotel, you dress up as room service to get, erm, serviced.

    That's what I've seen in all the artistic documentaries set in hotels.

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  50. Oh that might work. Where does one get roomservice uniforms..

    Do you know Kapitano?

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  51. WIL: Well, I have been a little absent like lately with my hospital visit and such so I guess I missed the call.
    Holy Crap! Heff never ceases to amaze! Tales Of Brave Heffyses!
    Hey, I'm in Chicago, LOL!


    I hope you’re not insulted that CyberPete didn’t take the bait!

    As for that stint in the hospital, you weren’t on death’s doorstop, were you?

    Then what was stopping you?

    CYBERPOOF: I haven't gotten any interesting emails or anything so I just ordered roomservice hoping the delivery person is a very hot, horny young'ish man.

    You COULD try going out on the town!

    KAPI: @Cyberpete:
    I think the idea is, in a hotel, you dress up as room service to get, erm, serviced.
    That's what I've seen in all the artistic documentaries set in hotels.


    They showed room service sex on Mad Men so it must be true.

    CYBERPOOF: Oh that might work. Where does one get roomservice uniforms..
    Do you know Kapitano?


    I doubt that Pee-wee Herman has any more use for his bellhop uniform.

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  52. What a motley crew. I love 'em all!!!

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  53. I didn't see that.

    Will!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm so sorry, hope you can forgive me..

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  54. I've been out, but that didn't seem to help.

    Will you forgive me? Te-hee!

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  55. THOMBEAU: What a motley crew. I love 'em all!!!

    Kiss, kiss, sweetie darling!

    We love you too!

    CYBERPOOF: I didn't see that.
    Will!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm so sorry, hope you can forgive me..
    I've been out, but that didn't seem to help.
    Will you forgive me? Te-hee!


    You might start by spelling “Wil” with only one “l”.

    WIL: Make CyberPete beg for forgiveness.

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  56. BITCHES: Click here to see TJB’s pink tribute to Mistress MJ.

    But it’s not just me, me, me… Click here to see his tributes to some of my other faves including Thombeau of Fabulon, Mean Dirty Pirate, Jason, Mr. Peenee, Muscato and more!

    Thank you, TJB!

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  57. Oh it's Wil? I got all flustered from not noticing his comment.

    I'll get on my knees and beg if that helps.

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  58. By the way, Mago, is your left hand as sexy as your right?

    Can I have another foot massage?

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  59. Wow! I always know I'm gonna like a blog when I have to consent to opening it...

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  60. CYBERPOOF: Oh it's Wil? I got all flustered from not noticing his comment.
    I'll get on my knees and beg if that helps.


    Getting up OFF your knees would be a change for you.

    ROSES: By the way, Mago, is your left hand as sexy as your right?
    Can I have another foot massage?


    I don’t recall you asking permission to borrow the services of Herr Mago.

    And the answer to your first question is yes, it is.

    JILL: Wow! I always know I'm gonna like a blog when I have to consent to opening it...

    Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Where would we be without TJB?

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  61. Last!

    hey...... where's filthy friday?

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  62. [whispers]

    Is Mistress MJ sleeping?


    OH HAI BOXER!

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  63. BOXER, XL AND CYBERPOOF: Go away.

    Mistress MJ has cramps and had to turn down a luncheon date.

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  64. Oh, I was comment 69!

    Ha!!!!!

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  65. Oh oh I saw a commercial the other day for a drug that only gives you a period every 3 months.

    I can't remember it's name though, but worth checking out?

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  66. I think there's a non-medication situation that suppresses periods for NINE months!


    Oh Hai Pete!

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  67. CYBERPOOF & XL: You bitches would miss it if Mistress MJ wasn’t screaming once a month about throwing her flaming uterus at you.

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  68. Oh hai XL!

    You know MJ, I almost feel sorry for you

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  69. Oh Hai XL and Cyber Pete.

    Oh looky, I'm lasty.

    ** I didn't realize it was NOT Filthy Friday, but instead Flaming Uterus Friday, my bad**

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  70. Oh hai Miss Boxer!

    We should know by now, shouldn't we?

    It's just a lot less entertaining than Filthy Friday.

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  71. Hai Hai Cyberpete. I thought after the infamous flaming uterus incident of 2008, I had actually marked my calendar. Purely for my own safety, of course.

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  72. Of course!

    I recall some very unpleasant knitted uteri? uterusses? uteruses?

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  73. I've actually blocked most of that terrible day. But yes, things were knitted. And thrown. I fear I'm suffering from PTSD right now.

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  74. Hahahaa I know what you mean, but mine is PTFUTSD. It's a little more specific to this particular event.

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  75. do you think MJ even cares about her blog right now?

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  76. No, I think she's all legs in the air screaming at the poor houseboys making them do all sorts of ungodly things.

    Swearing like a sailor - maybe IDV will hear her cries?

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  77. she's gonna be MAD when she looks in her mailbox and sees we've been talking smack about her.

    ***runs away before she can hit me with THAT**

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  78. Hahaha yes she'll be furious.

    When she gets here - just duck and cover. That's what they said you should do in the old days if there was a nuclear attack

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  79. Oh Hai Boxer & Pete!

    Do you think Mistress MJ would notice if the "G" and "H" keys were swapped on her keyboard?

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  80. Oh hai XL!

    Welcome to the party. I'm fairly sure she wouldn't. Not with with her uterus on fire.

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  81. WHen the cat's asleeping ...

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  82. Mistress MJ, I have to say that you are a most unselfish blogoddess to highlight these fabulous horn dogs. You are to be commended for your altruism.

    Now, please, post more dick. (Crikey, did I say that?!)

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  83. CYBERPOOF, BOXER & XL: What the HELL has been going on behind my back?

    That’s it.

    I’m having the locks changed!

    MAGO: WHen the cat's asleeping ...

    As mentioned above, I’m having the locks changed.

    But since you’ve been good, you’ll have the master key.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Mistress MJ, I have to say that you are a most unselfish blogoddess to highlight these fabulous horn dogs. You are to be commended for your altruism.
    Now, please, post more dick. (Crikey, did I say that?!)


    You saucy minx!

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  84. Be careful what you wish for, Diva...when theres dick on Infomaniac, its usually 89 years old, and so well used that one could smuggle in undocumented mexican workers up under the foreskin.

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  85. True dat FirstNations! I'm just glad there isn't smell o vision on the Web!!! tee hee!

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  86. Oh HAI XL, we missed you last night. And HAI to LaDiva, but PLEASE don't request dicks... I'm still getting last week's FF out of my mind.

    **saunters out, no problem getting through the locks**

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  87. Boxer, no kidding! See last post! haha!

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  88. NATIONS: Be careful what you wish for, Diva...when theres dick on Infomaniac, its usually 89 years old, and so well used that one could smuggle in undocumented mexican workers up under the foreskin.

    How do you think I got so many houseboys into the country?

    LA DIVA CUCINA: True dat FirstNations! I'm just glad there isn't smell o vision on the Web!!! tee hee!

    Infomaniac has a scratch ‘n’ sniff feature!

    BOXER: Oh HAI XL, we missed you last night. And HAI to LaDiva, but PLEASE don't request dicks... I'm still getting last week's FF out of my mind.
    **saunters out, no problem getting through the locks**


    Damn you and your shape-shifting abilities!

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  89. And getting a copy of the key from Mago proved quite easy.

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  90. SSShhhhhhh, Pete! Mago is our pipeline!! The spy in the house of love...or in this case, the spy in the house of crisco and hormones. *waves bra at Mago,licks lips suggestively*

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  91. ...I think Mago was the one that tasted like sauerkraut and caraway, btw.
    *wanders off to huff some latex house paint*

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  92. Jesus! This post is out of control!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  93. Hey Wil ;-)

    oh that's what that smell was FN? It all makes sense now -well actually it doesn't but what does?

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  94. Its amazing that putting me on twice and linking to my bum (didn't check if its there) will get you over 100 comments I just have one thing to say.

    In Isaiah 34:7 its mentions Unicorns and one was given to me by Gog himself to bring peace to the world. Well the horn was a bit dodgy as you'd expect so I'm selling it on ebay.
    Don't miss yer chance to own a one of its kind Unicorn, I actually had two but one died.

    Millionaires only answer.

    For those less well off a unique unicorn carcass minus a few choice cuts, I've sold the horn on that one but the rest is still intact-ish only 5 easy payments of $29.99.

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  95. CYBERPOOF: And getting a copy of the key from Mago proved quite easy.

    If what you say is true, Mago will be sent to the Plaid Room!

    NATIONS: SSShhhhhhh, Pete! Mago is our pipeline!! The spy in the house of love...or in this case, the spy in the house of crisco and hormones. *waves bra at Mago,licks lips suggestively*
    ...I think Mago was the one that tasted like sauerkraut and caraway, btw.
    *wanders off to huff some latex house paint*


    Mago tastes of Müller-Thurgau wine.

    I know because I got there first, beeyotch.

    Your bra is going to take somebody’s eye out.

    WIL: Jesus! This post is out of control!

    The more I try to rein these bitches in, the more they misbehave.

    CYBERPOOF: oh that's what that smell was FN? It all makes sense now -well actually it doesn't but what does?

    Pay no attention to Ms. Nations.

    Yet again, she is high as a kite.

    KAPI: Yay 100th!
    Go me.


    You rock star, you.

    CYBERPOOF: Wohoooooo Kapi!

    If you want to be a cheerleader, you’re going to need pompoms.

    KNUDSEN: Its amazing that putting me on twice and linking to my bum (didn't check if its there) will get you over 100 comments I just have one thing to say.
    In Isaiah 34:7 its mentions Unicorns and one was given to me by Gog himself to bring peace to the world. Well the horn was a bit dodgy as you'd expect so I'm selling it on ebay.
    Don't miss yer chance to own a one of its kind Unicorn, I actually had two but one died.
    Millionaires only answer.
    For those less well off a unique unicorn carcass minus a few choice cuts, I've sold the horn on that one but the rest is still intact-ish only 5 easy payments of $29.99.


    Did you notice that that particular scripture passage then goes on to discuss bull’s bollocks?

    Of course your arse is still in our alluring arses gallery. Now it’s time to send us a photo of your big, swingin’ bull’s bollocks.

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  96. I'm sure CyberPete has pompoms. And a ra-ra skirt. And knows all the moves to that Toni Basil song - you know the one.

    Big Dicky, you're so sticky
    Can't you understand?
    I take you in the mouth when I
    Take you in the hand.

    Big Dicky, gettin' icky
    I don't understand.
    The guy like you, Dicky!

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  97. My My My My My...What a group of maniacs you seem to collect here Mistress. Jason is so adorable in his jammies with the 600 thread count sheets. Be careful Jason cum stains are unattractive on such luxury use the poly ones from Big Lots for tricks and the 600 for the real deal.

    Just a few of the ones that I haven’t met before that caught my eye:

    Piggy and Tazzy just reek...of sex appeal. Geoff looks a little young for me. IVD, such supple legs you have and I bet you can throw them higher in the air than anyone. Mmm Donn! Would love a cup’o Donn. Eroswings, I can be in Texas in less than 8 hours. Inner Voices, got any weed? Wow that was awkward, Just ask me strumpet, ask me.

    Oh I’ve gotten carried away haven’t I? I forgot we are forbidden to use Infomaniac for dating purposes. Such a strict Mistress.

    Can I use infomaniac as a travel agent/service?

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  98. KAPI: I'm sure CyberPete has pompoms. And a ra-ra skirt. And knows all the moves to that Toni Basil song - you know the one.

    Big Dicky, you're so sticky
    Can't you understand?
    I take you in the mouth when I
    Take you in the hand.

    Big Dicky, gettin' icky
    I don't understand.
    The guy like you, Dicky!


    Hahaha!!!

    Followed by cartwheels down the back alley!


    AYEM8Y: My My My My My...What a group of maniacs you seem to collect here Mistress. Jason is so adorable in his jammies with the 600 thread count sheets. Be careful Jason cum stains are unattractive on such luxury use the poly ones from Big Lots for tricks and the 600 for the real deal.
    Just a few of the ones that I haven’t met before that caught my eye:
    Piggy and Tazzy just reek...of sex appeal. Geoff looks a little young for me. IVD, such supple legs you have and I bet you can throw them higher in the air than anyone. Mmm Donn! Would love a cup’o Donn. Eroswings, I can be in Texas in less than 8 hours. Inner Voices, got any weed? Wow that was awkward, Just ask me strumpet, ask me.
    Oh I’ve gotten carried away haven’t I? I forgot we are forbidden to use Infomaniac for dating purposes. Such a strict Mistress.
    Can I use infomaniac as a travel agent/service?



    A travel service?

    Infomaniac Airlines is now boarding.

    And funny you should mention IVD’s legs in the air. He works the docks of Norwich, England the way you work the truck stops of the Gulf Coast.

    Oh, and he has a “front bottom.”

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  99. IVD: HE DOES NOT!

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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  100. WOW.....I,m 109th!!!!!My Musical Bio was spot on!

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  101. TONY: And we can't get it out of our head!

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