Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year, Bitches!



On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, and The Infomaniac Dancers) we wish you a Happy New Year.

We hope you enjoyed yourself here in 2008 and that you’ll be back in 2009 for more madcap moments, zany hijinks, kooky capers and wacky shenanigans.

Oh and plenty more arse too!


Manuel’s arse: the life of any party!


But before you run off to your parties, pause for a moment to wish our southern belle, our Georgia peach, our minty julep, a happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAVANNAH!


Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree


See you in ’09, bitches!

44 comments:

  1. Ahhhh ... to be the first commenter on the last post of the year. This jusy might be a sign of good luck.
    Wait! Sorry ... Got to go.
    I smell smoke.
    Happy New Year!

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  2. May I be the FIRST to wish Savannah a Happy Birthday.
    I was also the FIRST to wish you a Happy New Year Mistress MJ, but it was in Anglo Saxon so couldn't make head nor tail of it, lol. So I'll say it again but this time in modern English. Happy New Year Mistress MJ and many thanks for all the fun and entertainment you give all of us. You're a wonderful hostess.

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  3. Happy New Year Miss MJ.
    Happy Birthday Savannah.
    Have you been away cataloging your Celine Dion collection ??

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  4. I'm also the FIRST commenter to be fourth on the last post of the year...

    Unless someone else has commented whilst I was writing this in which case I would be the FIRST to be fifth...

    *thinks: does this subliminal messaging thing actually work?*

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  5. savannah...happy birthday darling...and a very happy new year to you as well...

    mj...thanks for the past year...it would not have been the same without you...

    ginro...i how about this...you can show more than your ankle...and i will make the tea...i'll count on you for the biscuits...sound like a deal? Happy new year, ginro...

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  6. Happy New Year Mistress!

    I'm heading straight for the plantation ...

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  7. Happy New Year MJ!

    That's one scary looking dude.

    Savannah: Happy birthday dear and happy New Year to you too.

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  8. Just try and keep me away!
    Happy new year babe!

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  9. Oh and very Happy Birthday to Savannah.
    What an exciting day to have a birthday.

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  10. Happy New Year to you Mistress!

    Happy Bday Savannah!

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  11. Happy New Year to you, too! Hope your hand recovers enough to hold up a champagne glass; although, your staff should be well trained by now to hold the glass up for you!

    Happy Birthday, Savannah! Cheers!

    Best wishes to everyone for a safe and fantastic New Year!

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  12. Happy everything to everyone!!!

    Yeah!

    I've been to a fantastic party... I must have been as I can't remember a damn thing about it. Must have been the best ever... Was one of your's right, Mistress? I lost a few days there anyway...

    Did anyone take photos? I'd like to know something of what went on...

    But anyway, peace, love, happiness, fondling to all and even more jollity than there was in 2008.

    Mistress will make sure of that...

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  13. Sounds like an excellent deal to me Daisy, and Happy New Year to you too.

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  14. OK, an after thought.

    This being MJ posting the photo, are we sure the liquid in the glass is Champagne?

    *gags*

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  15. HAppy Birthday Savvy + A Happy New Year also to you MJ

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  16. I wonder if the Prince Albert is ticket-only tonight?

    Happy New Year to MJ and all Infomaniac readers!

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  17. Happy new year to you and all.

    Happy Birthday to me.

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  18. ... and a happy new year from here, and a happy birthday to Savannah.

    Is that bloke Frank Zappa?

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  19. BITCHES: Sometimes a bitch just wants to start the New Year's Eve drinking early (it's still before noon here) and therefore won't be commenting to each of you individually.

    Except to wish that Irish cunt Maxi Cane a happy birthday.

    And that I'd like to mount Kapi's raised (gl)ass.

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  20. BITCHES: p.s. I'm trying to make the rounds to wish you all a Happy New Year but for those of you I don't get around to, HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!

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  21. Yes, TONY, we heard you the first time.

    *he must be into the sauce*

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  22. Who isn't into the sauce MJ!

    *dances around to Hot Stuff wearing silver outfit*

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  23. I need to get started on the recreational drinking now....happy whatever and many happy thingamawhatsises. go set some random fires. I know I will be!

    *prances off like a pretty pony*

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  24. Happy New Year to MJ and all the Infomaniac readers!

    Happy Birthday to Savannah!

    Thanks, MJ, for having such a happenin' place for us to hang out at. It's been a slice and I intend to be a regular next year as well!

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  25. Happy New Year MJ! I'm off to S's to wish her the very best.

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  26. HFNY!
    You are da BOMB!
    XXX OOO
    Yeah I'm loaded whatever

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  27. MJ - Old man gay porn never looked so good in 2008. Thanks...I think.

    Happy New Year!

    B

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  28. ***runs through with sparkler clenched in buttocks***

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  29. Is that Billy Connelly popped over to see you? Happy New Year MJ!!

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  30. I'm still pissed!

    I woke up with more money than I went out with, blood on my coat and chicken in my bed (the meat, not a youth).

    Happy New Year MJ and the house boys...

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  31. @ Beast - LOL! Seeing someone trying to run whilst clenching their buttocks is funny anyway, but with a sparkler sticking out as well?

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  32. happy new year, sugar! and thanks to all y'all for the lovely birthday wishes!!! xoxoxxoo

    (back to the recovery couch for me!)

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  33. *seconds what Tickers said, tucks Savannah back onto the couch next to Donn and Hardhouse and the chicken, and inserts lit end of sparkler up Beast's bum*

    Happy New Year, Bitches!

    Thanks to all of you who've wished us a Happy New Year.

    Expect a New Year edition of Filthy Friday tomorrow.

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  34. yeah yeah... are the fucking holidayz over yet?!?!?

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  35. Happy New Year MJ!

    hope yours was as good as mine

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  36. Happy New Year MJ! I'm a little hung over...
    Sx

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  37. zzzzzzz..snuffle..snarg....Oh, still at MJ's place....Fuck my head hurts...

    Hmmm....nice sparkler...

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  38. awh sake.......new year, new slate, new clean internet......that didn't last for long......have a really swell one Mj......and I mean that

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  39. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    Okay, I'm late (as usual). But it certainly has been a wild ride getting to know you, my dear MJ! Can't wait to see what's in store for 2009!

    WOOT!

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