Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas, Bitches!



Mistress MJ will be busy unwrapping her new houseboys for the next couple of days.

But don’t think she’s forgotten you. She’s made sure that Beast has a fresh bunch of bananas and there are sausages for the rest of you…



For those of you high-maintenance bitches who require entertainment while we're away, Infomaniac is pleased to present the Del Rubio Triplets. Because nothing says Merry Christmas like the heavenly intonations of three sexagenarians in mini skirts and go-go boots.

This clip is taken from Mistress MJ’s favourite Christmas show, Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special. Before the Del Rubio Triplets appear, you’ll see a few seconds of Pee-wee Herman with Cowboy Curtis (played by Laurence Fishburne).

Enjoy!...



If you’re in the neighbourhood, drop by on December 26th for your Filthy Friday fix.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, bitches!

49 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas, Mistress MJ!

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  2. May your stockings be stuffed with wholesome goodness...and some gifts too.

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  3. Darling - you look faboulous in the leopard skin cat suit.
    Have a wonderful Christmas - seeya Friday.

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  4. Merry Christmas!

    I hope you'll get stuffed big time. If you google gay Christmas hunk you'll see what I mean.

    At least I think that's the google search with the massive black Santa.

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  5. Merry Christmas MJ!
    Do you seriously think I'd miss filthy Friday?!
    Sx

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  6. merry christmas and happy holidays to you as well mj...and thanks for the last year of laughs and well enlightenment (is that pc?)...i have enjoyed visiting your blog and plotting in the off time ;) take care and enjoy your holiday...

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  7. I looked up the triplets' biographies and am now very sad.

    I'm off to play Dana's It's Gonna Be A Cold Cold Christmas (Without You).

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  8. Compliments of the season. I'm going off to put on my go go boots and head out into the winter wonderland, or summat like that.

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  9. Merry Christmas, MJ! It's a white one all across Canada this year - something that is a rarity.

    Stay warm, be happy, drink and eat lots! It's been a great trip, zipping through your blog on a regular basis, meeting everyone and having lots of fun. Thanks!!!

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  10. Fröhliche Weihnachten, Mistress MJ!

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  11. LEAH: Happy Hanukkah!

    CSI: My stripey stockings will be hung from the chimney with care.

    Enjoy a snowy Seattle!

    KAZ: Well? Am I terrific?

    Feliz Navidad.

    MAXI: Merry Christmas to you, Herself, and Yer Ma.

    CYBERPOOF: I hope you’re donning your gay apparel.

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  12. SCARLET: Do you seriously think I'd miss filthy Friday?!

    You may wish you had missed it!

    DAISY: *winks knowingly with a nod toward Bournemouth*

    Merry Christmas, Miss Daisy!

    GEOFF: I looked up the triplets' biographies and am now very sad.

    Sadly, the Holy Trinity of Triplets disbanded when Eadie died in 1996. Elena died in 2001 but Milly is 87 and still lives in the house in California that they all shared together.

    I hope you’re not expecting me to pay for your therapy bills.

    I should charge you for making me listen to that Dana tune.

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  13. FROBI: Merry xxxmas to you, Ratso!

    BETTY: I'm going off to put on my go go boots and head out into the winter wonderland

    Complete the look with a twist-fringe dress and false eyelashes and you’re good to go!

    PONITA: It's a white one all across Canada this year

    Let’s all go out and make snow angels!

    MAGO: You bet your Pfeffernuesse I will!

    Mach' mit mir
    'ne Schneeballschlacht!

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  14. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you too, Mistress MJ...the best bitch of them all!!!

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  15. Laurence Fishburne says "This isn't reality Neo, this is a messed-up gay man's fantasy of a black stud cowboy hustler, masquerading as kid's TV.

    "Are you paying attention...or were you looking at the old women in the red shirts?"

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  16. RANDOM: Merry Christmas and be sure to slip some Nyquil into the kids’ eggnog!

    KAPI: I’m the only person in the world who hasn’t seen any of the Matrix movies.

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  17. Jeez, watching those gals has made me really horny - as if I haven't got enough problems!
    Happy Xmas MJ.

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  18. Why I would never miss a filthy friday fix -It's what I live for. :)

    Merry Christmas MJ

    I wish we had some mistletoe

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  19. Merry Christmas MJ.

    I'm still waiting for my harem by the way.

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  20. *looks forward to some "christmas stuffing" of packages*

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  21. Χαρούμενα Χριστούγεννα

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  22. Glæd Geol and Gesæliglic Niwe Gear

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  23. TOM: Filthy Friday will take that pep out of your step.

    Merry Christmas, Horny Tom.

    XL: Et à vous tous!

    RICH: We DO have mistletoe!

    I’m wearing my mistletoe belt buckle!

    GARFY: It’s not Christmas yet!

    *tosses another Latina maid onto Garfer’s lap in the meantime*

    SAVANNAH: Merry Christmas…I’ll drink to that!

    VOICES: Would you like extra stuffing with that?

    NICK: It’s all Greek to me.

    Merry Christmas, Nick!

    GINRO: Blah blah blah blah blah to you too!

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  24. Forewarned is forearmed/legged whatever...
    I will have a bucket ready on Friday.
    Sx

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  25. I went to a wedding in 1990 and the Del Rubio Triplets were playing - They are the coolest.

    Wishing you a warm and happy Christmas!

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  26. BREAKERSLION: Nice to see you again.

    *clicks link*

    You naughty boy!

    SCARLET: And a mop.

    You know I don't like a mess on my blog.

    Beast has a bucket by his bedside, did you know that?

    BOXER: You saw the Del Rubio Triplets?

    Lucky you!

    Merry Christmas to you and Paco and all the dogs.

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  27. Winter wonderland and White Christmas and the like are such dirty songs, shame on you.

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  28. KNUDSEN: My head is aching from hitting myself in the head all week for posting YouTubes.

    Isn't that punishment enough without you going on about my smutty ways?

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  29. BITCHES: Christmas celebrations are underway chez Infomaniac so I won't be seeing you 'til Filthy Friday.

    Thanks to everyone who popped by today with their holiday cheer and apologies to those whose blogs I didn't get round to.

    See you soon, bitches and enjoy your holidays!

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  30. Merry Christmas to my favourite filth monger.

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  31. Merry Xmas, MJ! Enjoy the festivities!

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  32. shucks mj...i do believe i made you smile :)

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  33. You are one lovely and intelligent bitch.
    If I ever make it to Canada, make it sure that I can kiss your rosary and suck your wisdom.
    It will be a pleasure.

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  34. With that video clip you really are showing your age, my dear.

    Merry Crimbo to you and all your readers.

    xxx

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  35. Ooooooooo - wants me a mistletoe belt buckle right bad now!

    Hope you have a grand Christmas Day MJ - hear y'er getting another pile of snow

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  36. Fröhlic mitt y'er Fineknockers!

    To the hardest working Blogger in the Universe..CHEERS

    You complete me.
    XXX OOO

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  37. merry christmas MJ ... my reader wouldn't be the same without your nuggets of filth x

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  38. Happy Christmas to the one they call MJ.

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  39. BITCHES: What a marvelous bunch of bitches you are, stopping by to spread holiday cheer.

    Mistress MJ asks only that you kneel beneath her mistletoe belt buckle before leaving.

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  40. With pleasure MJ, and I bagsy first. I could be there some time so everyone else please form an orderly queue behind me.

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  41. GINRO: Mind you don’t trip over your tongue.

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