Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ball Pit or Bouncy Castle?

Supposing you woke up with a bouncy castle in your back yard…



Or a ball pit in your bedroom…



What would you do?

42 comments:

  1. I'd invite women to come on over for a day of bouncing...and when they need a break, they can play with my balls.

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  2. Pass the Jesus Juice, I would call the police to have Michael Jackson arrested.

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  3. Well, you could certainly hide a lot in the ball pit.... but there would be a lot more action in the bouncy castle!

    Decisions, decisions....

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  4. XL said it already.

    Thankfully I don't have a yard though so I'm good.

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  5. Oh I read that wrong, my bedroom isn't big enough to fit either in let alone both

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  6. I suspect that both of these terms are filthy euphemisms for something or other you hussy. I am proud to say that I have no idea what they could be.
    Can we have a nice post about the joys of the festive season and pictures of snow scenes please?

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  7. I already have a bouncy castle in my back yard and a ball pit in my bedroom and no, I'm not going to tell you what I do with either of them.

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  8. I would love my own bouncy castle , that would be so cool . Ball Pits are not as much fun as they look , we did however manage to get the entire contents of one stuffed down a work colleagues tights (He was dressed as Robin Hood) during a very drunken staff Christmas Party event . He subsequently lost his deposit at the fancy dress shop due to the overstretched hosiery

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  9. i would fucking shoot someone...i hate those things...always have...

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  10. Do ball pits smell as bad as arm pits?

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  11. I would bounce. And I would probably injure myself by getting my leg stuck somewhere. It happens.
    Sx

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  12. @Geoff: oh, they smell much much worse. I know this from bitter experience.

    I would ball in the bouncer and bounce in the ball pit.

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  13. EROS:I'd invite women to come on over for a day of bouncing...and when they need a break, they can play with my balls.

    Smooooth.

    Have you met Leah?

    XL: Remember when he dangled his son "Blanket" over a hotel balcony in Germany?

    Wasn’t he aiming for a bouncy castle below?

    PONITA: Well, you could certainly hide a lot in the ball pit....

    Hide the salami?

    MAGO: Earn cash.

    EUROn to something.

    CYBERPOOF: my bedroom isn't big enough to fit either in let alone both

    Yet your bedroom is advertised as an amusement park.

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  14. VICUS: I suspect that both of these terms are filthy euphemisms for something or other you hussy. I am proud to say that I have no idea what they could be.

    John Le Carre hasn’t been able to crack the secret language used here at Infomaniac so why should you?

    Can we have a nice post about the joys of the festive season and pictures of snow scenes please?

    Would you care to strip down and pose nekkid by my hearth? We could roast nuts by the fire.

    BETTY: I already have a bouncy castle in my back yard and a ball pit in my bedroom and no, I'm not going to tell you what I do with either of them.

    That’s why you and Kaz and I should remain childless.

    Fun is wasted on the children.

    BEAST: we did however manage to get the entire contents of one stuffed down a work colleagues tights (He was dressed as Robin Hood) during a very drunken staff Christmas Party event . He subsequently lost his deposit at the fancy dress shop due to the overstretched hosiery

    Your “colleague” should be properly instructed on how to put on pantyhose.

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  15. DAISY: i would fucking shoot someone...i hate those things...always have...

    I see you are full of the Christmas spirit, Miss Daisy.

    GEOFF: Do ball pits smell as bad as arm pits?

    Much worse, as Leah says.

    So bad, in fact, that you need to send your balls out to a ball washer.

    SCARLET: I would bounce. And I would probably injure myself by getting my leg stuck somewhere. It happens.

    Stuck up Beast’s backside?

    LEAH: @Geoff: oh, they smell much much worse. I know this from bitter experience.

    True. See my comment to Geoff.

    I would ball in the bouncer and bounce in the ball pit.

    Have you met Eroswings?

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  16. I would find a very sharp needle.
    (I was here at 4 this morning hoping to be FIRST - no post?
    *sulks*

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  17. KAZ: (I was here at 4 this morning hoping to be FIRST - no post?

    But you’re in Spain now and hence an hour ahead of when you used to check in.

    I can’t keep everyone happy, you know!

    If I start posting for the Spaniards, I’ll have to post for the Dutch and the Franconians too.

    Go back to Manchester if you don’t like it!

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  18. what makes you think I don't already have one?

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  19. Hey, I am a bouncy castle. Though I've only got one turret.

    And people have been known to burrow in my balls.

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  20. BOXER: Market it as a tourist attraction.

    There’s only so many times you can go up the Space Needle before it loses its novelty.

    KAPI: Men treat your body like it’s an amusement park.

    Have you considered charging admission?

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  21. Sorry mj - I'll be over tomorrow at 8ish GMT (Early night tonight - it's been a long day).

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  22. I, too, am childless and shall remain that way forever. Having way too much fun!

    *starts searching in the balls for Fammy's salami....*

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  23. I frequently do, when I've been on the mescaline.

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  24. *ac/dc song pops into head*


    "my balls are bouncing to the left and to the right."

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  25. Yet it's by invite only. Although when they've got an invite it's access all areas.

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  26. KAZ: After a night with a bottle of rioja?

    Oh, and it’s Filthy Friday tomorrow so don’t click on us during breakfast.

    PONITA: *starts searching in the balls for Fammy's salami....*

    Isn’t it where you left it last night?

    GARFY: I frequently do, when I've been on the mescaline.

    You’ve left your door of perception unlocked and I’ve come in and helped myself to your supply.

    VOICES: Your ballroom’s always full!

    MAGO: *yells in J J Walker voice*…

    Dyn-O-Mite!!!

    CYBERPOOF: Access all areas?

    Even your sacred shoe closet?

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  27. strange... the clear balls look like partway blown up condoms...

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  28. VOICES: strange... the clear balls look like partway blown up condoms...

    Probably the result of the Famulus and Ponita “art” film from yesterday.

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  29. BITCHES: Mr. Mutley has asked (in yesterday's post's comments section on Infomaniac)if anyone wants to star with him in his new porno?

    Men and women equally welcome.

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  30. so they are filled with something then?

    *shudders*

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  31. The answer all depends on one final question. Am I covered in blood?

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  32. Here's a taster of what's in store re the 'art' film by Famulus and Ponita. Just to wet your appetites:

    YippeKaiYay!

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  33. I'd "rock it 'til I popped it !!"

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  34. I would actually have a life...both my children would live in there 24/7. I might actually go in there myself after the kids have gone to bed and I've had a few glasses of wine, oops there go the clothes!!!!

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  35. sorry mutley...i had to work...sign me up!

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  36. Ponita: The salami is in the fridge. It got rather raw last night. Should be ready again now though...

    Mutley: Are you kidding? Keeping Ponita satisfied is a full time job you know. Actually, how does it pay?

    Ponita: Care to join me again...?

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  37. VOICES: so they are filled with something then?

    Judging by the way the houseboys are holding them gingerly by the tip, yes.

    KNUDSEN: The answer all depends on one final question. Am I covered in blood?

    Not unusually, yes, you are.

    GINRO: I'm glad I clicked!

    That Ponita can tame the wildest horse, you know.

    HEFF: I'd "rock it 'til I popped it !!"

    That’s your philosophy on life too, if I’m not mistaken.

    RANDOM: oops there go the clothes!!!!

    Sounds like you’re ready to be in Mutley’s film.

    DAISY: I’ve a feeling this isn’t your first leading role.

    FAMULUS: Your meat’s going to need warming.

    PIGGY: Beast IS a bouncy castle!

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are you bitches back to blogging again?

    Dare I click?

    *makes sign of the cross*

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  38. I'd like a ball pit made up of frozen peas!

    Speaking of ball pits, Whateverpeg is getting an IKEA so we won't ever have to leave the Province again.
    Good news for modern man.

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  39. DONN: WinterPeg must be the last place on the planet without an IKEA.

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