Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Nigella’s XXXmas


I spritz the juice over my tits


Mistress MJ is away for the day. Normally, The Infomaniac Dancers would fill in for her but they’ve booked a few days off to perform at Radio City Music Hall on a double bill with The Rockettes.

Our friend Vicus, sensing my quandary, came to the rescue with a bit of festive fun to keep you entertained while I’m away.

Vicus tells me he’d like to have his baubles licked by Nigella Lawson. I found his confession rather shocking but after watching this clip, you’ll understand why he feels that way.

Viewers of a sensitive disposition, look away now…




And before you go, Infomaniac wishes a happy 50th birthday to that caffeinated Bostonian bitch, Rich.

27 comments:

  1. Yay FIRST!!
    Hahaha....Pinch me.
    Nigella you saucy minx.

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  2. Wishing you a Mary (se)Xmas and a happy New Year!

    seriously . . . best wishes to you and yours during the Festive Season and a prospeous 2009.

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  3. Brilliant Nigella video - who wouldn't want to see Nigella spritz her tits?!

    Here's wishing you a wunnerful grand holiday down there in Vancouverland - hope you dig out from all the snow, or at least that the liquor cabinet was well stocked before the snow hit. We Canucks have to be prepared for all emergencies.

    Go easy on Santa when he shows up - he's an old man. Then again, so's Knudsen and he seems to do alright. Okay then, go ahead and do what you wish to Santa. Just leave the reindeer alone...

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  4. Thank you MJ.

    I now have a new fantasy and a new appreciation for lemons.

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  5. Thank you MJ.

    I now have a new fantasy and a new appreciation for lemons.

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  6. You can't beat a good dirty Tory bitch.

    Well, you can. But gently, over the kitchen table with her knockers kneading dough.

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  7. happy birthday Rich...

    mj i hope you have a great holiday season...you have brought smiles, disgust, humor, and sometimes just silliness to my life this last year and there are days where it has very much so, made a difference...thank you and happy holidays to you and yours!

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  8. Happy birthday Rich!

    I adore Nigella.

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  9. *faints at video*

    Many happy returns of the season.

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  10. That video...I can't stop laughing!

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  11. Happy Xmas Miss MJ .
    I wish I had Nigella drooling and dribbling in the Cafe C kitchen....what do I get???? a screaming and shouting Mr C
    Life is cruel

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  12. Stuffing I say! porn and cooking mix for 3 minutes and then cook in a preheated vadge. I've got the horn something rotten now.

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  13. I have a picture of Knudsen as a young curmudgeon. I do. Talk about the horn-!

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  14. Nigella's breasticles are very lickable.

    She can peel my avocado every time.

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  15. Thanks MJ... you really shouldn't have. You are my favorite mistress and I can't stay away from filthy Fridays here.

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  16. Happy Birthday Rich.
    And stuffing all round..
    Sx

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  17. I laughed out loud! Hilarious. Even without the editing, Nigella always comes across that way. She managed to make a NYTimes article about cooking with children shockingly triple-x-rated. That woman is a menace to dowdy cooks everywhere...

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  18. BITCHES: I’m away today but just popping in to say thanks for dropping by and depositing your bon mots and festive cheer.

    Infomaniac returns tomorrow, December 24th with one last post before Christmas and Mistress MJ will flounce over to your blogs for a visit on Wednesday.

    Oh look! The birthday boy was here and it’s not even Filthy Friday!

    See you tomorrow, bitches.

    *revives Billy with mouth-to-mouth*

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  19. If only I could cook like that...maybe I'd like being in the kitchen.

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  20. I like Nigella. But then, I am an honourary ghey.

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  21. Well, not everyone can be Rachel Ray; kudos to Nigella for working with what she got.

    Happy Birthday Rich!

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