I got arrested once in New Orleans for letting my wiener fall through a glory hole that, unfortunately, had a cop on the other side. Oops. The wonder is that it only happened once.
Holedude seemingly never stood under a blooming Kastanie. I think it's twenty years now that a woman (writer) complaint about the smell of trees in Berlin streets. Similar complaints were uttered in Vienna, there it was no Kastanie, I forgot what tree was "guilty" of smelling like man. SOme people really have too much time at their hands - or simply must fill their columns ...
Mago: definitely had to be a Chestnut tree in blossom. Put frankly (you see how I tied that in to the 'wiener' theme) A chestnut tree in full bloom smells like a bucket full of warm jizz. And I'll leave you with that mental picture now and move along....
1. I own that cookbook (naturally!) 2. I made 'curly whirly' burgers once and scared my daughter, who thought there were big worms in her dinner. Try and be fancy; sheesh. 3. For those wondering, a curly whirly is a hot dog cut in half and then grilled/fried. It curls up and turns earthworm brown and shiny and it is fancy as hell.
In my years of experience...I don't have many wonders with wieners left.
ReplyDeleteI got arrested once in New Orleans for letting my wiener fall through a glory hole that, unfortunately, had a cop on the other side. Oops. The wonder is that it only happened once.
ReplyDeleteThey are best fried and then served with a dollop of mayo.
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I'd always choose a shorter skewer.
ReplyDeleteWhy make distance?
I have been complimented far and wide for my sausage stuffing. Jx
ReplyDeleteI found the perfect accompaniment to go with your wiener, and it really does!
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DeleteHoledude seemingly never stood under a blooming Kastanie. I think it's twenty years now that a woman (writer) complaint about the smell of trees in Berlin streets. Similar complaints were uttered in Vienna, there it was no Kastanie, I forgot what tree was "guilty" of smelling like man. SOme people really have too much time at their hands - or simply must fill their columns ...
DeleteThen there's the infamous Callery Pear... Jx
DeleteA Chestnut tree and a Callery Pear I have taken note and I think another trip to the garden centre is in order.
DeleteMago: definitely had to be a Chestnut tree in blossom. Put frankly (you see how I tied that in to the 'wiener' theme) A chestnut tree in full bloom smells like a bucket full of warm jizz. And I'll leave you with that mental picture now and move along....
DeleteI shall simply point to the picture of the cookie monster in the right hand column.
ReplyDeleteOh look, Miss Humble of 1947's here.
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45 ways ? Nonsense.
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ReplyDeleteThe polka dot lady's pumpkin was swept into the sea on Monday.
1. I own that cookbook (naturally!)
ReplyDelete2. I made 'curly whirly' burgers once and scared my daughter, who thought there were big worms in her dinner. Try and be fancy; sheesh.
3. For those wondering, a curly whirly is a hot dog cut in half and then grilled/fried. It curls up and turns earthworm brown and shiny and it is fancy as hell.
So it's a wanna-be-bratwurst ?
Delete45 ways to prepare them, well with a cape, with a bonnet, with something shiny...
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough Febreze to get rid of the stench in here.
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