Toilet Paper

Before you hoard, check this handy toilet paper calculator to see how much toilet paper you really need.

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Sliders on the calculator alter the amount of toilet rolls you have, and the amount of times you go to the toilet everyday. 

There are also advanced settings which alter wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on roll, and the length of your quarantine. So be sure to click on the "Advanced Options" feature.

The average user has 500% more toilet paper than they need for quarantine.

New Product

The Infomaniac House of Beauty and the Infomaniac Medical Clinic combine to bring you a product for our times, seen here modelled by Miss Scarlet...

Before we can market it to the masses, it needs a name. It also needs a promotional blurb; something that will convince the public to buy it. 

Suggestions?

Reasons to Celebrate

Eat me!

Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.

It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.

More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday. 

Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.  

Spring is Here!

In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Still Here, Continued

Apologies for my absence. I thought my computer problems were fixed but I was wrong.
 
Also, I have this which means I have a very low level of energy. This is an ongoing condition. I've had it for a long time but didn't mention it. However, it's nothing to worry about. I'll continue to blog from time to time. 


Stay healthy out there, Bitches!