Thursday, June 02, 2016

Crocs Overload

How many Crocs is too many? We here at Infomaniac say ONE pair of Crocs is too many but chef Mario Batali has taken it to ridiculous heights.



Batali owns 200 pairs of Crocs!!!... all of them orange. To match his ginger hair, we presume.

Most of you Bitches are aware of The Mistress's intense hatred of Crocs. So...

We want his head on a plate!...

26 comments:

  1. Hell, I'll help you put the lazy asses head on a platter. Thank goodness I don't see many around here anymore.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: What? Not many Crocs where you are?

      I’m moving to your part of the world! Oh wait… there’s the Trump issue.

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  2. Creeps in very quietly and whispers "I have a pair for garden work." Then runs like hell!

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  3. The COOK, the CROCK, the BARF - an étude by Greenaway ...

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    1. i'll skip this course, thank you.

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    2. MAGO: An original composition, no doubt.

      NORMA: We charge a fee for skipping the main course.

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    1. HUGGY JON: Stick THIS on your forehead!

      I’m going to need to order more stickers.

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  5. Crocs of shite, I say! Jx

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  6. Well orange is the most noticeable safety color, warning people to "Watch Out! Wide Load" approaching!!!

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    1. EROS: I’d prefer it if he’d stick a couple of traffic cones on his feet, in that case.

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  7. you must be thrilled that someone adores
    him as much as you do. that still life says it all.

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    1. NORMA: I need a cold compress and a lie down.

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  8. You could make a small boat from 200 pairs of crocs... just saying.
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: I’m thinking, “Man overboard!”

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  9. Whenever I see a display of crocs I always think of you and Camila Batmanghelidjh.

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    1. MITZI: Camila Batmanghelidjh? I see what you mean.

      And welcome back from your hols.

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  10. Ewwwwww. That's it, sugarpie. xoxoxo

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    1. SAVANNAH: That says it all, really.

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    1. LX: How can I ever unsee Helen Mirren wearing Union Jack Crocs?

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    2. Or indeed that mess that passes for Jack Nicholson these days? Jx

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  12. Dear gods! That's even more repellant than The Things' Head Crab. Are all those little Crocs placed there ready for when the legs sprout?

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