in my book nook, it's 69.
NORMA: You’re literate AND you can count?You’d make someone a fabulous wife.
Looking up muffin recipes doesn't count, surely? Jx
JON: More like muffin tops, in Norma’s case.
Norma, you're not supposed to read the same book 59 times! Just look at the state of them now!
MR. DeVICE: She didn’t read the fine print. No one ever does around here. Why do you think I have to post reminders?
Did I win yet?
And the award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch” goes to LX. And remember that I still have a stack of "Banned By Infomaniac" stickers on hand.
i'll have you know that these are my childhood diaries and no, i will not be releasing audio versions.
NORMA: I’ve read your autobiography, cover to cover.
more like coast to coast.
someone's still slaving at a remote branch.
NORMA: Your borrower's rights are suspended until further notice.
trying to throw the book at me?
By the look of things, I'd say those books have seen more action & have more stains than a whorehouse bed.