Metropolitan Museum of Butts

Gay or straight, man or woman... everybody likes butts. And everybody has a butt.

So says The Metropolitan Museum of Butts, a Tumblr blog dedicated to the curation and preservation of fine art posteriors.


Orpheus, Cristoforo Stati, Marble, Italian (Florence), late 16th - early 17th century

We here at Infomaniac find it almost as enjoyable as the Gallery of Alluring Arses featuring the derrières of our very own Infomaniac Bitches.

NOTE: We have not had any additions to the Gallery of Alluring Arses in over a year. Hop to it, Bitches! If you would like to see your arse (bare or clothed) in our gallery, send us a photo.

Fanny and Stella

Remember our Cocks in Frocks competition? And remember the winner... Miss Cocks in Frocks?

Now let's have a look at Fanny and Stella: a couple of "He-She Ladies" who could give all of you laydeez a run for your money.


Stella rests her head on her beloved Fanny’s breast.

Mistress MJ is currently reading "Fanny & Stella: The Young Men Who Shocked Victorian England" by Neil McKenna. See review here.

By day, Ernest "Stella" Boulton and Frederick "Fanny" Park were, respectively, a bank clerk and a solicitor. By night, they were part-time actresses and part-time prostitutes.

Arrested in the Strand Theatre whilst dressed as their alter egos, Fanny and Stella were accused of “conspiring and inciting persons to commit an unnatural offence”. I think you can read between the lines to know what that means.

Their trial shocked the nation as every detail of Fanny and Stella's lives were dragged into the public eye. Their frocks and undergarments were paraded through the courtroom as evidence. They were required to submit to humiliating, intimate physical examinations for signs of sodomy by no less than six doctors. If they did not go free, they would face a lifetime of penal servitude.

Reading this book is like peering through a keyhole onto another world and time.

Pick it up and enjoy a lively and gripping account of two men dressed as women whose camp excesses scandalized a nation.

But enough about what I'm reading. What are you reading, Bitches?

Bring Back Tighter Trousers

We know that you old queens can't squeeze back into your disco duds...


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But we here at Infomaniac would like to see a return to tighter trousers.

Do you have the balls to wear them?...


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Just say NO to baggy pants. STOP THE SAG!...



Don't make me get out the Dapper Snappers. Pull your pants up!

A parish in Louisiana BANNED saggy pants earlier this month, with a $50 fine for the first offence.

We suggest they do the same for CROCS!



What do you Bitches have to say on the matter of saggy pants?



Would you like to see a return to tighter trousers?

Crisco Party Cancelled

No doubt you're wondering why it's been a long time since our last Crisco party.

We're trying not to attract this sort...


He said he was looking for a place to party

The suspect (Chad William Forber) was naked and carrying his shorts as well as a can of Crisco.

“He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm."

He told police he'd taken the shorts off because they were too big and wouldn't stay on.

Forber was held in jail on $40,000 bond.

We're cancelling our upcoming annual Crisco party until we're assured that none of you Bitches will behave badly.

You can be assured that Mistress MJ will not show up with bail money.

IKEA Monkey Upstaged by Justin Bieber's Monkey

Justin Bieber's monkey seized by German authorities.



IKEA monkey not amused.

Testicle Tuesday

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Earth Day

We here at Infomaniac recommend that you GO GREEN when using cleaning products.

For example, there are natural, eco-friendly ways to clean your toilet bowl...


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Ding Dong, the Witch is ALIVE!

Our favourite witch/hot tub homo/LONG-time Infomaniac Bitch Inexplicable DeVice (aka Mr. DeVice) has shaken the cobwebs off "Broom" and graces us with his presence once again.



Welcome back, Mr. DeVice!

Hooray! It's the Weekend!

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Are You a Nice Girl?

Are you a nice girl?

Click on the list below (to enlarge) and tell us if you follow these tips for good grooming etiquette.


Source: The Woman’s Home Companion, August 1940
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Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

Which one are you flying?



Note: Thanks to Thom for the photo and the post title.

Spring Comes to Canada

Finally, the last patch of snow is melting in Mistress MJ's yard.


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Although it snowed TWICE last week and tonight's weather forecast calls for ICE PELLETS, the migratory birds have returned and today promises a sunny day with a high of 11°C (52°F).

There is hope that spring really has arrived here in Canada.

A Social Call

Mistress MJ is busy unpacking from a trip to her "aunt's" house and regrets that she is unable to pop round to pay you a visit.

Instead, she's set up the front parlour to receive guests.


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Muscato, Norma and Mr. Peenee have already arrived and we hope youwill too.

Please make yourselves comfortable, ladies.

Released from Rehab

Norma (pictured below, left) has come to collect Mistress MJ from rehab...


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Nonetheless, it may be several more days until I can pop by to visit you Bitches.

Thanks to those of you visited and smuggled hip flasks.

Meanwhile, Back at the Amyl Nitrate Lounge

Mistress MJ is returning to rehab for a few days.

In her absence, you Bitches have run of the AMYL NITRATE LOUNGE.


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We have Jon from London, England to thank for suggesting the name "Amyl Nitrate Lounge" for Infomaniac's most recently added room.

No doubt some of you Bitches are too high to remember the first photo to be taken at the Amyl Nitrate Lounge so we'll remind you...


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See you back here in a few days!

Don Draper Day

Has it really been 3 1/2 years since our last "Don Draper Day" here on Infomaniac?

With the sixth season of Mad Men about to get underway tonight, we here at Infomaniac think it's high time we brought you more photos of Jon Hamm, the actor who portrays lead character Don Draper.

Specifically, photos of Don Draper's dong or Jon Hamm's johnson aka
 THE HAMMACONDA.

Here's Jon taking THE HAMMACONDA for a walk...



Let's take a closer look, shall we?



It's straining to be free! FREE THE HAMMACONDA!

If you find yourself distracted by Jon Hamm's bulge, you're not alone.

Apparently, the Hammaconda created problems on the set of Mad Men.

According to an AMC insider, "The season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination. John's impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear."

Jon is not amused by the publicity his monstrous member is receiving. But how can you not help but smile at a Tumblr site devoted to Jon Hamm's Wang?

Let's roll a few more shots, shall we?...







How big is it, Don?...



You can always count on Infomaniac to ask the pressing questions of the day.

Where The Hammaconda goes, we will follow.

Eric the Merman

When we here at Infomaniac first heard there was a man swimming underwater in Florida using a LATEX TAIL, I immediately thought our AyeM8y had toppled off his inflatable pool mattress and into a world of fantasy.

Wrong! It's 22-year-old Eric Ducharme, a self-proclaimed MERMAN obsessed with mermaiding.

“I do eat, breathe and sleep mermaids. It’s my lifestyle. It’s the path in life that I have chosen. When I put on a tail I feel transformed. I’m starting to enter a different world when I hit the water. It’s taken me a really long time to understand my place in life. Being underwater, I feel like I’m away from the world."

Eric drives more than an hour and a half outside of where he lives, three times a week, to swim as a merman.



His family and his boyfriend fully support his mermaiding ways.

And he's "making a splash" with his own business called The Mertailor. The Mertailor manufactures custom-made mermaid/merman tails from silicone, urethanes, and latex rubbers...



Click here to read more about Eric's aquatic obsession or watch the video clip below...



How about you, Bitches?

Is the mermaiding lifestyle for you?

Happy Birthday, Mr. Peenee!

If you look past the jumble of discordant patterns in this photo, you'll see that I've baked Mr. Peenee a cake.


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I can't tell whether he's pleased or if he's just passing wind.

Let's all wish MR. PEENEE a happy birthday on Friday, April 5th!

South-of-the-Border Sex Bomb

Here we see Mexican actor Jaime Moreno posing for the September 1975 issue of Playgirl magazine...



We here at Infomaniac cannot be sure what he is wearing in the photo above. Is it some sort of Latino leisure suit?

Did any of you Bitches go clubbing in such an outfit? I really can't picture Mr. Peenee or Norma or Cookie going about their business dressed like this. LX, on the other hand?...maybe.

Anyway, Mistress MJ knows you'd like to unzip that monster zipper and let him slip into something more comfortable (you, for instance) so here ya go...





Jaime Moreno was the first Latin American to pose for Playgirl. He's a SUPERSTAR south of the border.

Born in 1946, it looks like Jaime's still going strong...



Minus the green ... whatever it is.

The Dicks of '76

We know that that after working on the Carol Burnett Show, actor Lyle Waggoner went on to play the role of Steve Trevor on the TV series Wonder Woman. Now, at age 77, Lyle is a sculptor living in Wyoming and runs the largest supplier of studio location rental trailers in the entertainment industry.

And former teen idol Fabian, age 70, lives in southwestern Pennsylvania and is active in charity work...



But whatever happened to some of the other Playgirl models of 1976?

We here at Infomaniac turn it over to our knowledgeable readers to find the answers.

CARLOS SOARES...



GARY EARLE...



JIM LAMPIER...



ROCK PAMPLIN...



TOBY DI LELLA...


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Mr. Selfridge

In the mood for a department store drama?

Look no further than the new series "Mr. Selfridge" on PBS.



Mr Selfridge is a British period television drama series about Harry Gordon Selfridge and his London department store Selfridge & Co, produced by ITV Studios for ITV and PBS. It began airing on 6 January 2013 in the United Kingdom and March 31, 2013 in the United States.

Mistress MJ watched the first two episodes last night and wonders if any of you Bitches caught it.

There are 10 episodes in the first series and season 2 has been given the green light.

PBS has been promoting “Mr. Selfridge” as the antidote for “Downton Abbey” withdrawal. And we know many of you who could use a fix.