Google Searches – Day 5

TODAY: Google Searches Looking for Connie and Tatas

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR CONNIE



grown man wants bitty


Connie sucks cocks
Arselickers
Flaccid nob pics
Poofy boys names
Sex fucking big penis
Headache autofellatio
Connie’s pussy
You smell like something bad



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TATAS



women pee in weird places

pee lips
i am a women and i like to piss in public
burning pee in a woman
pee fantasies
pissing British women


Red hot minge
Her hairy starfish
cunt sweat filthy washed
women with finger in crotch
her sphincter twitched
women explosive diarrhea clip
real open fannies
sandpaper tits nipples
cunt smell
Big Hawaiian Tatas

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR CONNIE & TATAS TOGETHER

Couples shagging
Filthy bitches in your area

Google Searches – Day 4

TODAY: Google Searches Looking for THE SMUNTS (Smunty Steve & Carly)

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR SMUNTY



Royal Mail lazy cunts


Videos of blokes wanking
Compulsive masturbator
Compulsives wankers
Thumb sucking in adults
Stevie fucking Brian
Totty in knickers
Gloryholes in Dorset
I can't put my tongue in the right places
hard on pricks pictures
Filthy mong
pic of moose knuckles
men wearing ladies slips




Deformed cock




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR CARLY



Sexy little minx in Dorset


Minge shots
Giant clitty
Knickers down photographs
Shorts up in the cunt
Pish in my cunt
Bald cunt flaps
Cameltoe vulva
tongue carly
Up Carly’s arse
Carly having it up the arse



women who dress their man in hosiery



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR SMUNTY & CARLY TOGETHER




"mentally challenged" noisy neighbours




Free Dorset dogging

Google Searches – Day 3

TODAY: Google Searches Looking for Old Knudsen and Eddie Waring

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR OLD KNUDSEN


Filthy bugger


Old men peeing
Older men pissing all over the toilet




how to reduce a saggy scrotum


saggy scrotum gallery
taste of piss
Old Knudsen National Geographic




liver spots on penis





Scottish cock





Bottles up arses


Thing stuck in rectum
Shove things up butt
How to shove stuff up your bum
Objects found in butt
Bottling your arse
Huge objects up arse
large jar stuck in anus
spoon inserted in arse




toothbrush up the arse




old arses




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR EDDIE WARING



My Little Pony tattoo

Hairy arse pics
Eddie Waring Irish Guard
Eddie Waring slippers
"eddie waring" wav
Dwarf wanking
Shaggin dwarfs
Coveting neighbours wife
Dirty cunt
I made a cast of my cock

Google Searches – Day 2

Today we continue reading about the Google searches that led people to Infomaniac. Funny, isn’t it, how many of them are looking for Maidy?

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR MAIDY



Fuck my pergnant wife


Sex toy tester
woman who test-drives sex toys
Skank easy female




Concrete vibrator slut


Concrete vibrator porn
Most powerful vibrator ever
Industrial strength vibrating bullet




Slippery snatch



Sex Maidy
Clam-jousting woman
dildo exercise




crabby bitch charm


Maidy dirty
Maidy urinate
Maidy porn




woman squirt milk for coffee



how to squirt milk from your breasts
Watch her give head and squirt milk
Lactation religion

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR MAIDY & MJ TOGETHER

Catfighting bitches



Backyard bitch fights
Dirty filthy bitches
Catfight nipple yanking fight
Psycho bitch fights



Women in catfights giving wedgies


maniac bitches
filthy little harlets
bitches fight boobs pop out
lactating milk catfights




bitches competing over cock

and finally…

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR MAIDY & GEO TOGETHER

Best dirty shag pics

Google Searches – Day 1

Johnny Depp’s arse


For the next several days we’ll be reading about the Google searches that led people to Infomaniac.

Infomaniac gets loads of searches looking for celebrities but that won’t be our focus. However, while we’re on the topic, here’s a peek at a few popular celebrity searches that ended up on my blog…

Johnny Depp naked
Will Mellor cock
Fern Britton boobs
Chris Evans full frontal nude pics
Kate Garraway tits out
Kelly Brooks arse
Prince Harry’s hardon
Prince Harry’s cock and balls
Barbara Windsor naked
Gail Platt topless

So rather than focus on famous names in the news, I’ve chosen to select those Google searches which I’m convinced are people looking for YOU, Infomaniac bitches.

Over the next week, I’ll be documenting the searches that have led people to Infomaniac looking for everyone from SID to Smunty. Not all of you will be listed but do drop in nonetheless to have a laff.

To get it out of the way (because I know you’ll want to take a poke at me) I’m starting with …

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR MJ

These are searches from folk who obviously were trying to find me. See if you agree…

Canuck cunt
Canadian cunts
Canadian smells
Infomaniac who want sex
Infomaniac woman
Embrace the vices
MJ ugly mistress
Hooker shoes



I'm a Dirty Filthy Cocksucking Cunt!


Cock sucking adults
Cocksucking tales

Infomaniac diseases
Addicted to dick
mj feets photo
Wet old pussy



i like spanking naughty boys


Arse whipping for men and boys
old cunt.com
MJ slut Canada
mj's pussy
slags in tights
MJ spanked


And finally…


shorts on head


That’s it for now, bitches. Be sure to come back tomorrow for Google Searches – Day 2.

MJ is Indisposed

I’ve come down with a fever and must take to my bed.

The doctor will be conducting a thorough examination.

International Smunty Day

Welcome, everyone!

Today, November 6th, has been designated International Smunty Day.

A day for us to celebrate our favourite sexually-confused, Dorsetian postie, Smunty Steve.

Yesterday you saw a pouty, sulky Smunty on my blog. Remember this?…





It wasn’t long before Grumpy Smunty made an appearance over at SID’s as you can see here…






Then Grumpy Smunty showed up on Connie’s blog too …






Well I’m here to show you that our Smunty’s not always a sulky grumpypants.

Let’s have a look at the many moods of Smunty, shall we?



SQUINTY SMUNTY:





SCRATCHY SMUNTY:





STINKY SMUNTY:





STUPID SMUNTY:





SLUTTY SMUNTY:





SMUTTY SMUNTY:





And finally…


SEXY SMUNTY!






Which of Smunty’s many moods do you prefer?

And how will you celebrate International Smunty Day?

Caption This!

(Note: Clicking on this pic will enlarge the image slightly but will not cause the man’s kilt to lift nor will it cause him to have an erection)



Leave a caption or simply comment on this charming, bucolic scene.

Unless your name is Piggy, in which case you’ll just moan and complain about having to make up "another fucking caption."

I won’t be joining you in the comments today but will return to enjoy your camaraderie on Tuesday. (Note to Piggy: That’s PST.)

Please carry on commenting without me unless you’re Piggy who will call me a "lazy cunt."

I think a beleaguered Smunty put it best when he pouted and sulked...



“I just won’t bother anymore.”



Thank you and enjoy your day.

Bitches.

Salacious Sunday

How do you use this thing?...








Does it work?

Does it come with a guarantee?

Got any better suggestions?

800th Posting

Don’t think for a minute that I’m going to do another posting for you today.

I’ve had it up to here catering to you ungrateful, demanding bitches.

I’m taking the day off.

Win a Day With MJ

You lucky devil! You could win a day with MJ!*

Imagine you can spend a whole day alone with MJ.

Where would you go?

What would you do?

What would you talk about?

Well? Type, bitches!



*not really but play along** anyway


personal note: ** you do know the meaning of “play along” don’t you Smunty?

We’re Revoking Your Man Card!

It has come to Infomaniac’s attention that some of you bitches should have your Man Cards revoked.



(for those of you with failing eyesight, click the above pic to enlarge print)



Several male Infomaniac readers have failed their gender in some respect or they've been out and out unmanly.

Tell us who you think deserves to have their Man Card revoked and why.

And is there any possible way they can have their Man Card re-instated?




Smunty: man card revoked for ridiculous headgear

Happy Hallowe’en, Bitches!

(cleek to make beeg)


Which pair of you emailed this photo of yourselves to me?

Or is it just one of you and some rent boy you’ve picked up?

Right. Since you won’t own up to it, I’ll ask the others to tell me who is pictured above and what the hell they’re doing.

As for me, I've some baking to do…