Monday, January 24, 2011

Multitasking Monday

Normadesmond’s casual mention of "multi-tasking midweek" in our "Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday" post, led us to a new title…

MULTITASKING MONDAY!


In what ways do you multitask, bitches?

20 comments:

  1. This and "Dixie" out my ass....
    Learned from sarah palin.

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  2. In what key?

    Just in case there's someone here who can accompany you.

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  3. debussy or gershwin? the vibrato's throwing me off.

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  4. kabuki often finds it necessary to multi-task. for instance right now kabuki is penning a clever response while simultaneously practicing great restraint. (because someone has to) kabuki is often intelligent & interesting, which is harder than it seems. for others - because mistress is a genius!!!

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  5. I had no idea it was animted gif night!

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  6. I have enough trouble with single tasking. About the closest I can come would be sleeping and snoring at the same time.

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  7. I can suck two at once.

    Plus one in each hand, and another around the...erm, nevermind.

    My record is 14.

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  8. I don't play the piano but organs? Sure.

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  9. At least she keeps in tempo while playing his flute!

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  10. Nope. No multitasking for me.

    I'm a bear of small brain. One thing at a time.

    But good for her.

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  11. XL: Say, isn't that Karen Carpenter?

    I do hope that’s not her brother.

    NORMADESMOND: debussy or gershwin? the vibrato's throwing me off.

    Why, it’s Gershwin’s “Blue Monday” of course!

    KABUKI: kabuki often finds it necessary to multi-task. for instance right now kabuki is penning a clever response while simultaneously practicing great restraint. (because someone has to) kabuki is often intelligent & interesting, which is harder than it seems. for others - because mistress is a genius!!!

    How do you manage to look beautiful AND run the world at the same time?

    Let us in on the secret to living one’s life The kabuki Way.

    BOXER: I had no idea it was animted gif night!

    You didn’t get the memo?

    PEENEE: I have enough trouble with single tasking. About the closest I can come would be sleeping and snoring at the same time.

    Oh, hello Peenee. (she said casually)

    *applies copious concealer to areas of face breaking into a smile to see Peenee back with us*

    Sleeping and snoring?

    Word has it your neighbours have taken to keeping their windows closed at night.

    KAPI: I can suck two at once.
    Plus one in each hand, and another around the...erm, nevermind.
    My record is 14.


    We suggest you register with the folk at Guinness World Records!

    CYBERPOOF: I don't play the piano but organs? Sure.

    We’re told you play mostly solos.

    MANDA: At least she keeps in tempo while playing his flute!

    Her teachers at Juilliard must be so proud.

    ROSES: Nope. No multitasking for me.
    I'm a bear of small brain. One thing at a time.
    But good for her.


    Nonsense.

    I’ve seen you balance two glasses of vodka and a cigarette simultaneously.

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  12. I can do half of what she's doing whilst composing a shopping list in my head.
    Sx

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  13. ...crikey, I can't even comment and remember to tick the box at the same time...
    Sx

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  14. SCARLET: I can do half of what she's doing whilst composing a shopping list in my head.
    ...crikey, I can't even comment and remember to tick the box at the same time..


    The comment box sees all and knows all, Miss Scarlet.

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  15. My music teacher always got me to keep time by following the rhythm of his "metronome" as it slid in and out of my mouth! Well that's what he said he was doing. Talk about multitasking, not only that but you try sucking, blowing... and playing all the right notes at the same time...

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  16. PRINCESS: My music teacher always got me to keep time by following the rhythm of his "metronome" as it slid in and out of my mouth! Well that's what he said he was doing. Talk about multitasking, not only that but you try sucking, blowing... and playing all the right notes at the same time...

    Did he also have you follow the bouncing ball(s)?

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  17. Evidently the schmuck lawyer that owns our building enjoys "laying some pipe in the bathroom" while playing hardball with plaintiff's counsel.

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  18. Rona your luppers on the striller upright.

    Everytime my mother rings, I put her on the loud speaker and read a book remembering to ouu and ahhh out loud at every paragraph.

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  19. COOKIE: Evidently the schmuck lawyer that owns our building enjoys "laying some pipe in the bathroom" while playing hardball with plaintiff's counsel.

    Is that legalese or legalsleaze?

    MITZI: Rona your luppers on the striller upright.
    Everytime my mother rings, I put her on the loud speaker and read a book remembering to ouu and ahhh out loud at every paragraph.


    Add a few “mmm hmm’s” and “you don’t say’s” and you sound convincing.

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