Saturday, January 01, 2011

I Learned About Sex…In A Trailer!

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How about you, bitches?

Details, please.

38 comments:

  1. FIRST to say FIRST! (Even though I'm second)

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  2. Oh, yeah, Sandra? Well I learned about sex in a men's room! That explains the fetish!

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  3. NORMADESMOND: who the fuck needs a trailer.

    Language, Norma, language!

    Just because Cookie yelled out “SUCK MY DICK!” on a previous post, doesn’t mean we should forget that we’re ladies.

    WALLY: Pick-up truck, both mine & his.

    If the van's a rockin, don't come a knockin'.

    COOKIE: FIRST to say FIRST! (Even though I'm second)
    Oh, yeah, Sandra? Well I learned about sex in a men's room! That explains the fetish!


    Third, actually, but that aside…

    Don’t they call those “tea rooms” in polite society?

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  4. i went to catholic school, sugar1 where do you think i learned about sex???? *snickering*

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  5. @Savannah:

    I went to a protestant school, so we didn't have sex. Or we wouldn't have done, except it was an all-boys school.

    The first boy who ever fondled me - I found him on FriendsReunited. He's married with children. No surprises there.

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  6. I used to live in a trailer, but missed that lesson. Somehow.

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  7. A trailer with a round bed, apparently. How classy.

    The first time I was "intimate" was in a La Quinta motel in Austin. He wore too much English Leather, that's about all I remember.

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  8. SAVANNAH: i went to catholic school, sugar1 where do you think i learned about sex???? *snickering*

    You’re fingering your rosary as we speak, aren’t you?

    Please see comment from Kapitano.

    KAPI: @Savannah:
    I went to a protestant school, so we didn't have sex. Or we wouldn't have done, except it was an all-boys school.
    The first boy who ever fondled me - I found him on FriendsReunited. He's married with children. No surprises there.


    Was he up for a nostalgic fondle?

    Or even a fumble?

    XL: I used to live in a trailer, but missed that lesson. Somehow.

    You mean you weren’t home schooled?

    PEENEE: A trailer with a round bed, apparently. How classy.
    The first time I was "intimate" was in a La Quinta motel in Austin. He wore too much English Leather, that's about all I remember.


    If he was a dud in the sack you could always pop a quarter into the Magic Fingers vibrating bed slot and get a good 15 minutes worth of cheap thrill.

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  9. Well when I started to type, I was second. When it posted I was third because Wally stealthly slinked in and snatch second position from me!

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  10. well, I DID learn a lot from the trailer for Candy (with Ringo Starr) but, it wasn't enough.

    I had to experiment a lot.

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  11. Still waiting...

    Happy New Year, MJ.

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  12. In a 1968 Chevy Nova... in 1989. I apologize for nothing!

    Roomy back seat, though.

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  13. you're right. i'm going to wash my mouth out with massengil...right after i expel it from my chooch.

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  14. I learned about sex in a trailer too, I just can't recall the movie or the actors.
    I did find a copy of a "midsummer nights cream" very informative though.

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  15. I have that exact same bra and panties set......... I don't know why I do..... but I do.....

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  16. THOMBEAU: I have a learning disorder.

    You might want to start with something simple like To Make a Homo and take it from there.

    COOKIE: Well when I started to type, I was second. When it posted I was third because Wally stealthly slinked in and snatch second position from me!

    Why don’t you use your bitch slap coupon on Wally?

    MAGO: I never made love in a trailer.

    Sattelanhänger? Oh, I see.

    A visit to the Tranny Truck Stop will take care of that.

    BONEMAN: well, I DID learn a lot from the trailer for Candy (with Ringo Starr) but, it wasn't enough.
    I had to experiment a lot.


    This has given me great insight into your personality, Boneman.

    UBERMOUTH: Still waiting...
    Happy New Year, MJ.


    Happy New Year.

    STACIA: In a 1968 Chevy Nova... in 1989. I apologize for nothing!
    Roomy back seat, though.


    Years later, he’s still out cruising the streets, searching for you.

    NORMADESMOND: you're right. i'm going to wash my mouth out with massengil...right after i expel it from my chooch.

    Careful where you aim that nozzle, Norma.

    PRINCESS: I learned about sex in a trailer too, I just can't recall the movie or the actors.
    I did find a copy of a "midsummer nights cream" very informative though.


    Was this before or after “Lord of the Cockrings?”

    DAMIEN: I have that exact same bra and panties set......... I don't know why I do..... but I do.....

    For your inner Tammy or Gidget.

    IVD: Wait. You all know about sex?

    Where were you when we passed out the instruction manuals?

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  17. I've always been told that a lady should be modest.

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  18. I'm still learning.

    Though at the moment, I'm not learning much.

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  19. The secret is a lubed Königszapfen. "There's always time to lube", as Knudsen saied.

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  20. In an MG Midget. I became intimate with a gear stick.

    As with most things - more practice, less theory.
    SXX

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  21. CYBERPOOF: I've always been told that a lady should be modest.

    Do you always do as you’re told?

    ROSES: I'm still learning.
    Though at the moment, I'm not learning much.


    Well you’d better start studying.

    What if Robert Downey Jr. shows up on your doorstep?

    MAGO: The secret is a lubed Königszapfen. "There's always time to lube", as Knudsen saied.

    Mago!

    SCARLET: In an MG Midget. I became intimate with a gear stick.
    As with most things - more practice, less theory.


    Midget sex?

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  22. It was 1982 in the enclosed garage of a 70's ranch home. He still writes even though married with children.

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  23. SCARLET: Indeed! I was that midget...

    I had forgotten that you’re a Little Person.

    How were you able to see Mavis perform at Café C with all those huge heads in your way?

    p.s. I am absolutely swooning with a mix of envy and delight at the fact that you spent New Year’s Eve at Café C with Beast and Mavis/Frobisher and Mr. C.

    HAYWARD: It was 1982 in the enclosed garage of a 70's ranch home. He still writes even though married with children.

    I was going to ask if you got shagged on the shag carpet but I see it was the garage.

    Couldn’t wait to get into the house, eh?

    There seems to be a “married with children” pattern going on here.

    See Kapitano’s comment.

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  24. I think Mavis was about 6' 7"!!!
    Sxxx

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  25. The trouble is, I'm rubbish with manuals. I learn best by doing...

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  26. I lost my virginity to an orange Chupa Chup whilst flicking through smash hits magazine, I gave it to the dog to eat afterwards.

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  27. Well, it was in a pool side cabana with a long red and white stripped curvy chaise. An older man with an equally long red stripped curvy penis...

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  28. In Franconia, from Mago and his greasy coneyzapper.

    ps: Ms. Scarlet, how I WISH I were you! Did you throw your panties onstage? Did you get a 'bingo'? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!

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  29. SCARLET: I think Mavis was about 6' 7"!!!

    With or without her high heels?

    ROSES: The trouble is, I'm rubbish with manuals. I learn best by doing...

    Let’s keep it simple and start off with this guide, shall we?

    MITZI: I lost my virginity to an orange Chupa Chup whilst flicking through smash hits magazine, I gave it to the dog to eat afterwards.

    I’m picturing you in a remake of Lolita.

    AYEM8Y: Well, it was in a pool side cabana with a long red and white stripped curvy chaise. An older man with an equally long red stripped curvy penis...

    And from there you’ve shagged your way through every truck stop in America.

    NATIONS: In Franconia, from Mago and his greasy coneyzapper.
    ps: Ms. Scarlet, how I WISH I were you! Did you throw your panties onstage? Did you get a 'bingo'? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!


    Keep your knickers on. (If you can do that while Mago’s nearby, that is).

    I’m putting up a new post soon with a photo of Miss Scarlet and Beast.

    In the meantime, visit her blog (and Beast’s) for more details.

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  30. I don't remember where I learned, but I've taught a lot about sex while in trailers.

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  31. ROXY: I don't remember where I learned, but I've taught a lot about sex while in trailers.

    I’m sure you have a string of teacher’s pets lined up outside the door.

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  32. ...With heels... higher than I'd ever dare to wear... and I'm a midget...
    Sx

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