Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Return of the Polka Dot Queen

Remember me?


I’m not going away.

And I know where to find you.

Bitches.

19 comments:

  1. 1st!

    Yoko Dharling... where have you been?

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  2. Is this a sly reference to Miss Scarlet being Ginger?

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  3. XL: Is this a sly reference to Miss Scarlet being Ginger?

    Why must you upset Miss Scarlet with accusations of Gingervitis?

    That’s it.

    You have forced me to make you wear the polka dot clown shoes!

    JASON: Let's play Twister!

    Naked Twister?

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  4. Nooooooooooo!!!!!!

    Why are you doiing this?

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  5. Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands...

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  6. would someone get this thing a spring roll?

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  7. miss one needs to step off. kabuki be wearing the blue wigs at this party. somebody needs to get to their job at the nail salon, and get off my nerves. SNAP!

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  8. I fear her - and yet - I worship her.....

    ***thud***

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  9. BOXER: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
    Why are you doiing this?


    Because I can.

    Next question!

    WALLY: Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands...

    Follow the bouncing ball.

    NORMA: would someone get this thing a spring roll?

    Trade for a matzah ball.

    KABUKI: miss one needs to step off. kabuki be wearing the blue wigs at this party. somebody needs to get to their job at the nail salon, and get off my nerves. SNAP!

    Polka Dot Queen vs kabuki zero bitchfight!

    DAMIEN: I fear her - and yet - I worship her.....
    ***thud***


    And STAY down there!

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  10. Is this Damien Hirst's sister?
    Sx

    ...I'm watching you, Mr XL...

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  11. Is that bitch still here? I'm gonna buy an aluminum baseball bat. Not for any violent reason, I just think they're pretty.

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  12. It's too early on a Sunday morning for this. She is one scary Mo-Fo.

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  13. *hastily stubs cigarette out, away from Ms Dot's highly flammable wig and dress*

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  14. Good gods. Her eyes are following me around the room!

    Actually... Are those eyes, or are they polka dots?

    * sits back to watch the Kabuki vs Polka Dot Queen smackdown *

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  15. Ooh... I love a good smackdown Mistress.

    My money's on Miss Kabuki... That bitch is fierce...

    Popcorn anyone?..

    Mind if I join you Mr Device?... I'll just move your sketch pad shall I?.... Ah that's better... Now Roses Darling... What's the cocktail de jour?

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  16. New BITCHFIGHT post, bitches!

    kabuki vs The Polka Dot Queen!

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  17. Baddrbaddrbaddrbadderrrrrrrup!

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