Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Kipper Surprise

We’re serving up Kipper Surprise again here at the Infomaniac Diner…

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As you know, Kipper Surprise is a special at Beast’s Café C but one needn’t travel all the way to Dorset anymore to enjoy it.

Bon Appétit, bitches!

23 comments:

  1. Which one is the catch of the day?

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  2. A girl could certainly end up with a red snapper from that...

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  3. ROXY & NORMADESMOND: I can fix you gals up with a good ointment.

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  4. If presented with such, I would hold my nose and swallow his pride (while pushing the Kipper Surprise off to the side).

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  5. COOKIE: If presented with such, I would hold my nose and swallow his pride (while pushing the Kipper Surprise off to the side).

    You could tie this air freshener around it.

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  6. I'm with Cookie on this one. Actually, I'd be with Cookie anytime.

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  7. CYBERPOOF: I'm with Cookie on this one. Actually, I'd be with Cookie anytime.

    May we remind you that Infomaniac is not a dating service.

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  8. I know that he is happily married to a lucky guy. *sighs*

    I was just saying..

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  9. ***claps hands like a demented seal at the sight of a dangling kipper****
    Sx

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  10. I decline the fish course and go straight to the meat. Thank you.

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  11. Yes Roses, there's nothing quite like a glass of champagne and a big hunk og meat

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  12. CYBERPOOF, SCARLET & ROSES: Dirty slappers…ALL of you!

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  13. Pot? Kettle? Mistress really.

    I was sweet and innocent before I started hanging out with you.

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  14. He's been using worm for bait right?

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  15. That worm would certainly have me hooked...

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  16. What an odd looking sporran.

    Most umpleasant*.





    *It will be a word. IT WILL!

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  17. that looks like a lot of carbohydrates to kabuki. kabuki will just have some sticky rice and tea. and crack a window, something is not fresh

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  18. Well Thats certainly not on the Cafe C menu

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  19. ROSES: Pot? Kettle? Mistress really.
    I was sweet and innocent before I started hanging out with you.


    Poppycock.

    PRINCESS: He's been using worm for bait right?
    That worm would certainly have me hooked...


    Try to get here earlier next time.

    The early bird gets the worm.

    IVD: What an odd looking sporran.
    Most umpleasant*.
    *It will be a word. IT WILL!


    I shall only allow the word “umpleasant” if you send me the “boozy combo” choco assortment.

    KABUKI: that looks like a lot of carbohydrates to kabuki. kabuki will just have some sticky rice and tea. and crack a window, something is not fresh

    Mistress MJ will consult the “Atkins for Life” book to tally up the carb count for kabuki.

    BEAST: Well Thats certainly not on the Cafe C menu

    Mr. Frobisher probably had it for himself, leaving none for the others.

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  20. Wouldn't that make it a Kipper Sporran?

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  21. COOKIE: Bitch, be quiet.

    I'm working on a new post that concerns you.

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