Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Titty Tuesday

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37 comments:

  1. The Arm Pit Tit - This season's Must Have fashion accessory!

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  2. I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU AFTER WHAT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON YOUR BLOG.

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  3. Yes, you are FIRST, XL.

    @IVD: You may grovel for my forgiveness.

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  4. does that mean I'm second?

    Hai XL!

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  5. I think this is from a poster for Leni Riefenstahl's Olympia!

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  6. Eeeep! Consider myself hot and prickly and shamed, but not in a good way.

    A thousand apologies, Mistress. The offending article has been removed. Shall I starp myself up in the Oubliette?

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  7. The Arm Pit Tit is sooo now. Moobs are sooo 2005!

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  8. Miss J is just grateful she doesn't have a tittie growing out of her pittie. Something she didn't even realize she had to be grateful for only minutes ago.

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  9. *jumps over everyone to reach IVD*

    Oh no!........I was just KIDDING!!!

    PUT THE POST BACK UP!

    *goes off to drink*

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  10. * climbs down from Oubliette *

    Well, I want a drink too, now!

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  11. It is entirely possible that Mistress MJ has PMS.

    CLEAR THE DECKS EVERYONE!

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  12. *opens door to oubliette just for the hell of it*

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  13. Get aboard the PMS MJ. There's a free egg giveaway at starboard

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  14. What is this post about, anyway?

    Mistress MJ has lost control of the sip.

    Er, ship.

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  15. And it's practically a full moon - That explains my uselessness.

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  16. Hello? Is someone speaking to me?

    WOT?

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  17. Oh, it's one of these public service pamphlets "How to recognize bubonic plague".

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  18. A sixties' edition, very rare.

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  19. Sheesh...some people have all the tits, I mean luck.

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  20. is she aims it just right, on a clear night, i bet she can pick up reykjavik with that thing.

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  21. CARRY ON, BITCHES.

    MISTRESS MJ HAS PMS WHICH CAUSES HER TO SNAP AT UNSUSPECTING BLOGGERS, TOSS THEM INTO THE OUBLIETTE AND ALSO TO TYPE IN ALL UPPER CASE LETTERS.

    SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR EITHER WENIS WEDNESDAY OR WTF WEDNESDAY.

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  22. You wrote this with yer fist?

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  23. Pre Masturbatory Sensations?
    Post Monastic Supplication?
    What is this PMS of which you speak?
    OH...
    Perfect Mammaries... See...

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  24. [tiptoes in]
    [fluffs pillows]
    [tiptoes out]

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  25. If you bitches think it’s bad now, just wait until I get SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!!!

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  26. number 1 - have a piece of chocolate. number 2 - boobies are the best! kabuki is all about the boobies. it is just a great word. boobies boobies boobies boobies

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  27. Mistress MJ is calmed (somewhat) by the kabuki mantra.

    boobies boobies boobies boobies
    boobies boobies boobies boobies

    And, of course, chocolate.

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