Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Crafts Room

Mistress MJ is too busy to blog for a little while.

To keep you occupied she’s sending you to the Crafts Room

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Let us know what you’re creating.

There are plenty of supplies so help yourselves to the crafts cupboard and, of course, the liquor cabinet.

But just remember: Alcohol and glue guns don’t mix.

43 comments:

  1. I'll be taking chances with The Mistress' CD collection.

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  2. I'm focusing on my interpretive danse, a new piece called "I Thought You Said It Was Just a Wart."

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  3. alcohol and glue guns dont' mix?

    Well, I'm out then.


    **sits in corner and stares at everyone**

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  4. i've spotted a pencil sharpener on the desk. if you want to get a passing grade, i suggest you use it.

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  5. ***happily making glove puppets for the first all puppet Filthy Friday***

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  6. *goes and sits next to Ms Boxer with a bottle of Grey Goose*

    I had a really odd dream last night, I was in Qld with a box full of stuff thrown up by the floods, trying to workout how to make an art project of it.

    Really. I'm serious. I did.

    Infomaniac is beginning to seep into my dreams. I need my therapist.

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  7. can kabuki mix macrame and tuff love. you bet your ass. restraints for everyone!

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  8. I am checking that the glue hasn't gone off and am giving it a good sniff.
    Sx

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  9. We need a plastic bag, Scarlet. Ann' some thinner. UHU rules.

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  10. I am working on a pair of pants for that fella in the pic...all that rubbing against the ropes could cause some serious chafing!

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  11. Its not the lash of the whip that hurts the most, its the anticpation that gets the blood flowing.

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  12. I think you need to turn up the heat in this room. There is some serious shrinkage happening.

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  13. *drags in wet hanks of jute*

    Sorry Mistress but my project is a little damp. Does anyone have a pattern for a macrame canoe?

    *Plonks self down near Boxer and Roses*
    Any vodka left girls? Pour me a tripple!

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  14. ROAR! @mrpeenee. hilarious.

    man i can smell that wet industrial cleaner laden mop shite from here.

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  15. You have inadvertantly (one hopes) posted up a picture that closely resembles my dad.

    No, I'm not kidding.


    *blinking in numb shock*

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  16. *hands Princess a hairdrier*

    We finished the Grey Goose, but I've got a bottle of fantastic rum. Guyanese, called El Dorado. Here, you can smell the sugar.

    *hands Princess the bottle*

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  17. Ooooh Guyanese Rum! Yes, please! I'll have a wee nip, thanks Princess, and then get to work on my project: cocktail training for the houseboys. That Manhattan I ordered the other day was simply dreadful and we can't always depend on Boxer's vodka fountain now, can we?

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  18. Has anyone here tried smoking this jute?

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  19. Thanks for the hair dryer Roses...
    Just in time for my next training session in the Palais Pool

    That rum is just the ticket...

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  20. Yikes! Obviously a poor victim of a nasty paper cutter accident. Really, when you are cutting construction paper in the craft room, you have to be careful that your wanker isn't in the way! Look what happens.

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  21. CONCEPT ONE:
    "Lewis, not heeding his macramé instructors warnings, finds himself a prisoner of his own art."

    CONCEPT TWO
    "The irony of his predicment was not lost on Norbert, the inventor of macramé as he writhed in the prison in which the Spider Plant People had confirned him.

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  22. I'm knitting everyone penis cozies.

    Even the girls.

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  23. According to my diary, it's Friday.

    Has MJ drunk too much of my rum? Which of course means I have to say, looking at my now-empty bottle:

    Why is the rum always gone?

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  24. The Plaid room is no longer. It has been redesigned as the Glitter room.
    *sniggers and wipes glitter glue out of nose*
    Sx

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  25. Ms Scarlet, you missed a bit.

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  26. Damn it, I got some all over the bush...
    Sx

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  27. Is the Mistress par laying the French or hauling her derrier aboot old london town?

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  28. Shrikage schmikage!
    He's a grower not a shower.

    This is circa 60s eh? I must say that his starter Flock-Of-Seagulls swoop is coming along quite nicely. Should be ready in time for the 80s.

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  29. *cracks open bottle of Moët and prepares Beluga caviar bar in the glitter room*

    Oh lovely, thanks Miss Scarlet!

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  30. *reaches for a canape*

    Thanks Pete, you know how to entertain in style.

    Ms Scarlet did good with the glitter, matches La Diva's falsies.

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  31. Glitter and Moet and Beluga, oh my! Thanks for the heads up, Roses, just what a Diva needs just about now....

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  32. The Mistress abducted by aliens?

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  33. I've made a macaroni picture frame. Which is odd because there was only an old packet of tagliatelle in MJ's craft cupboard.

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  34. I am not getting very far with these damn puppets , I raided Miss MJ's knicker drawer , but these ridiculous wisps of nylon are no good to anyone. The Bras however are another story Myself and Miss Nations have been pretending to be world war two pilots as the fit right over ones ears like pilots helmets
    ***Beastybaby to red leader .....do you copy***

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  35. Is FN still looking at this picture?

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  36. *lifts her head off Cyberpete's shoulder*

    No idea Mago honey. Why don't you pop round hers and see where she's got to?

    Ask her if she's got anymore of that laudenham mixture? My head's pounding.

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  37. *opens her eyes again, after another nap*

    Where the hell is everyone?

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  38. *sings off-key*

    All by my self
    Don't wanna be
    All by my seyeelf anymo-ore.....

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  39. BITCHES: Mistress MJ will return early in the week, if only to stop Miss Roses from singing.

    Beast and Ms. Nations face disciplinary action for stealing my bras and “pretending to be world war two pilots as they fit right over ones ears like pilots helmets.”

    XL will be sent to the Oubliette for linking to a Celine Dion CD.

    And what is all this about a Glitter Room?

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  40. A glittering bush I think ... Scarlet and a glue gun ...

    WELCOME HOME!

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