Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

All the way from Whatcom County in Washington State, it’s ...

FIRST NATIONS!


First Nations today



First Nations: teenage tart



First Nations: teenage terror


Correct answers were submitted by Random Chick, Famulus, Scarlet, and Betty.

But there can only be one prizewinner.

Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips under her lacy garter.

Mago (aka Franconia Man) was summoned to draw the names from beneath the garter on Mistress MJ’s thigh…with the provisio that he use his hands and not his teeth to make the draw.

And the winner is… drum roll …

FAMULUS!

Congratulations, Famulus! You are the lucky winner of the "Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini" cocktail napkins…



Famulus, as you’ll recall, was our mystery teen from last week.

Before we go, we would like to say a word or two about Ms. Nations.

We are not gathered here today to discuss her magnificent heaving bosom. Au contraire. Rather, we stand in awe of her great intellect and talent.

For instance, did you know that Ms. Nations is an expert on dugongs? No, I didn’t think so.

Or did you know that she is a best-selling author? Purchase her book entitled, “Creating a Backyard Paradise: Turn Your Old Toilet or Truck Tires into Decorative Planters”.



Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teen angst photo soon!

28 comments:

  1. *high fives* winner. Of whatever.

    It's all about being first.

    1

    numbero uno

    One

    First.

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  2. Wwhat an experience ... I am still shaking ... Gratulationes to the winner, and all, hui ...

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  3. Yey me!

    I won! I won!

    uh hum...

    Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would just like to take this opportunity to thank my fellow...

    Hello?

    Where'd you all go?

    Sigh...


    *Shrugs off in silence*

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  4. I want a Dugong!!!! It can live in my pond.
    Sx

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  5. I knew I liked those photos.

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  6. BOXER: Are you on steroids?

    MAGO: We thank you for your assistance but would like to point out that it is now time to remove your hand from Mistress MJ’s thigh.

    FAMULUS: WILD APPLAUSE!

    SCARLET: Ah yes, your pond.

    We hoped you would not attempt to make it reside in your bush.

    LEAH: Let’s not place her too high up on the pedestal.

    Ms. Nations is a member of the Knudsen Nation yet she cannot spell Old Knudsen correctly.

    Check her comments from yesterday if you don’t believe me.

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  7. Congrats to Fammy!

    If that is Nations in her yard today, I am moving in with her. We are still a land of ice and snow, although it is quickly turning to a land of ice and water, as the snow melts and the water rises.

    Now where did I put my waterwings?

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  8. I'm still shocked that I got it right...but DAMMIT! I so could have used those napkins at my next tupperware party!!!!

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  9. PONITA: Ms. Nations may be able to accommodate you in one of the many trailers she keeps on her property.

    RANDOM: Would you settle for a box of sanitary napkins?

    BOXER: As I suspected.

    KNUDSEN: Mago would have worn a dirndl.

    CYBERPOOF: I’ll second that.

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  10. I knew it was her... didnt want to compete as i have had the privilege of meeting her in the real world... congrats to the winner!!!

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  11. VOICES: Mistress MJ appreciates and applauds your honesty.

    Did she try to cop a feel, by any chance?

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  12. I will never win any prize... oh dear...

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  13. FABULASTIC: There will be other types of contests in future.

    Too bad you missed the How Not to Decorate Competition.

    Maybe there should be a prize for hottest Portuguese blogger.

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  14. I am surprised you did not run my pic. It is not my fault you know...

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  15. MUTLEY: Your photo was covered in Pukka Pie prints.

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  16. "Rifling through my Farrah Faucett hairdo pix....."

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  17. but I thought it was Knudson.
    sen.
    whatever.
    shit.

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  18. i missed the contest. i'm sorry. but thank you for your kind words, sugar.xoox

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  19. NO! I'm not dead, you damn crackhead!

    *kicks MJ*

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  20. it;s Knudsen, you know it, I know it.....why are you covering for him? why? why? why?

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  21. HEFF: Must have that pic.

    NATIONS: KnudSEN, KnudSEN, KnudSEN.

    Although come to think of it, The Knudsen Nation states that “spelling is for the weak.”

    SAVANNAH: COME BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

    We miss you!

    MAIDY: Oh crap, she walks amongst us.

    MANUEL: One day I’ll post Old Knudsen’s teen pic and you won’t get it!

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  22. Congratulations, Famulus! Enjoy hosting those after Baptism parties with the napkins!

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  23. Well done and congratulations to everyone who played, you're all winners!

    OK MJ can I have the $10 now for throwing the others off the trail.

    I have a pet Dugong from dee islands who only eats marywanna..I call him the rasta manatee.
    True story.

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  24. EROS: Those napkins will impress the laydeez.

    DONN: I waited 'til the last minute in case you snuck in there again.

    Rasta manatee. Har.

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