Saturday, March 28, 2009

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Mistress MJ found this straggler in her Plaid Room after the party



Any idea who it is or what he was doing in there?

43 comments:

  1. He seems to have misplaced his pyjamas....

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  2. Oh look! I got first through fourth! Tee hee!

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  3. Well it's not ZORRO because he doesn't have that leetle weasely pencil mustachio.

    Hmmm..it could be the GREEN HORNET on a hunger strike?

    Leapin Leotards Batman it's ROBIN!

    Boy-o-boy I always wondered about the Boy Wonder...but I can't really get a look at it.

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  4. If there was a little more boobage, I would swear it is Annie Lennox.

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  5. I don't know who he is, but the bastard is wearing my stockings!!!
    I've been looking for them everywhere!!!

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  6. Is that a third superfluous nipple up on his chest, or a large boil?

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  7. OMG! Doesn't Donn have a third nipple????

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  8. Those Look Like My Sunglasses.......

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  9. He is a City Banker in diguise. Approach with caution.
    Sx

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  11. *snort* that is hilarious! how did he get his seams so straight? *snickering* xox

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  12. aaah

    I *wondered* where i had left my lil' pet.

    I do hope he didn't make a mess.

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  13. Whats worrying is someone finds that attractive

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  14. I don't know, it doesn't belong to me.

    Looks like Scarlet is right, he does look like a city banker.

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  15. Lance Armstrong. How he really broke his collarbone.

    ̶E̶r̶o̶s̶   xl

    Oh Hai Ponita!
    Oh Hai Ponita!
    Oh Hai Ponita!
    Oh Hai Ponita!
    Oh Hai Ponita!
    Oh Hai Ponita!
    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  16. WTF? Why does this guy look like a cross between The Riddler, Robin, and Catwoman?

    The boil is a nice touch.

    *voms*

    MJ, you really need to have a bouncer or door person with a check list at your parties.

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  17. Um... Oh Hai XL...

    You're awfully enthusiastic this morning...

    More absinthe shots?

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  18. No idea who it is. Maybe he was exposed too long to the Plaid Room's Plaid radiation ... hope he stood away from your stockings, or did he go through the drawers and these are yours?

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  19. PONITAx100: Snowed in today, are we?

    I don’t think that’s a third nipple but rather his second nipple has gone awry.


    DONN: Sing along…

    We're men, we're men in tights.
    We roam around the forest looking for fights.
    We're men, we're men in tights.
    We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
    We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
    We're men, we're men in tights,
    Always on guard defending the people's rights.


    UBERMOUTH: He’s obviously been through our handbags as he’s got my opera gloves on.


    TONY: Those Look Like My Sunglasses.......

    It’s my Holly Golightly Sleep Mask!

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  20. SCARLET: He is a City Banker in diguise. Approach with caution.

    No doubt.

    I found a judge behind the sofa with his horsehair wig askew.


    SAVANNAH: how did he get his seams so straight?

    Those lines are painted on…like during WWII when there was a shortage of nylon stockings.

    He’s just being thrifty!


    CARNALIS: I *wondered* where i had left my lil' pet.

    I do hope he didn't make a mess.


    He’s the only one of you who’s housetrained.


    BEAST: Whats worrying is someone finds that attractive

    It’s okay, Beast.

    You’re amongst friends.

    It’s okay to admit it.

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  21. CYBERPOOF: I don't know, it doesn't belong to me.

    I actually thought it was you but he doesn’t speak with a Danish accent.


    GEOFF: Daddy!

    Don’t get too excited.

    As you can see, he’s quite the social butterfly and once you get reacquainted, he’s going to want you and Betty to attend ALL the soirees.


    XL: Lance Armstrong. How he really broke his collarbone.

    It must have been a bumpy night!


    MAIDY: MJ, you really need to have a bouncer or door person with a check list at your parties.

    I do have a bouncer.

    And he succeeded in keeping you out of the party.

    He’s getting a raise for that.


    MAGO: . hope he stood away from your stockings, or did he go through the drawers and these are yours?

    You should know.

    I caught you doing “inventory” in there.

    Mistress MJ is missing several pairs of panties.

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  22. Ah
    The Missing Panties

    I needed money for donuts

    and they are selling well on ebay!

    Especially since i wiped them with that kipper

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  23. http://www.neuegalerie.at/03/phantom/kuenstler.html

    Could be of interest for you. (Austrians are strange.) And yes, some of these peaces of clothing had to be confiscated.

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  24. BEAST: I know my panties are on your head and don’t try to deny it.


    MAGO: Note to self: Stay out of Austria.

    Le Pamplemousse might want to visit though.

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  25. Au contraire - you'd love it!

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  26. I don't speak with a Danish accent dear

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  27. Is it one of the Republicans you let out of the shed? I see he also went through your shoe collection to put together this ensemble. I hope the houseboys wiped down the chair afterwards.

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  28. MJ:I do have a bouncer.

    And he succeeded in keeping you out of the party.

    He’s getting a raise for that.


    Bitch

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  29. CYBERPOOF: Do you speak with an Australian accent since Kylie adopted you?

    EROS: All the furniture has been Scotchguarded and hosed down for your protection.

    MAIDY: Bite me.

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  30. MAGO: *adjusts feather in Tyrolean hat and waits*

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  31. mj, this is the most disgusting blog i have ever seen!!!!!!!!! and i mean that in a GOOD WAY!!! incredible......

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  32. LARRY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    A fellow Fabulonian is always welcome here.

    mj, this is the most disgusting blog i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!

    Perhaps you should adjust your lorgnette, Larry, as the fellas on your blog seem to have forgotten to zip up their pants!

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  33. lol!!!i'm almost wetting myself! that pic a while back with the 2 big tittied women, slayed me!!! i think they had maid outfits on... divine would be proud of you!

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  34. LARRY: lol!!!i'm almost wetting myself!

    Please use the ShamWows provided on Infomaniac whilst visiting this blog.

    Do try to control yourself.


    that pic a while back with the 2 big tittied women, slayed me!!! i think they had maid outfits on...

    You must be referring to our March 13th Filthy Friday.

    Like our fabulous friend Thombeau, Mistress MJ has a stable of houseboys. In addition, as you can see, she also employs a couple of naughty maids.


    divine would be proud of you!

    Mistress MJ adores Divine and shall quote her now…

    “Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" --Divine, Pink Flamingos

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  35. @ MJ and Pete --

    "CYBERPOOF: I don't know, it doesn't belong to me.

    I actually thought it was you but he doesn’t speak with a Danish accent."

    I took one look at that photo and simply assumed it was Petra. That's sort of how I imagine you get about the house, darling.

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  36. T-BIRD: Welcome back! I thought you’d never return.

    You missed out on being one of the Women of Infomaniac because you were away but you KNOW you’ll always be one.

    I took one look at that photo and simply assumed it was Petra.

    There is a strong CyberPoof vibe to it, isn’t there?

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  37. CyberPete's pink pumps would go well with those stockings, wouldn't they?

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