Friday, March 13, 2009

Filthy Friday


(click pic to inflate air bags)

44 comments:

  1. Yay FIRST bitches!

    Take that all you "I'm always first" people.

    In YOUR face! Tee-hee!

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  2. Second(s) ...
    Oh Miss Canada again! And her maid.

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  3. Third Bitches and a comment.

    Now that's worth something, the bitch is back.

    I see that a picture is needed of my large boobies, what sort of pose does one want?

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  4. There is always more than one way to milk a cow.
    Sx

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  5. The enterprising young lady was able to beat out all other job applicants by putting "Will work for food" under the salary question.

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  6. Mam-mies
    how-I-love-ya how-I-love-ya
    Nice big round Mammies.

    I'd give the world to be
    down there chokin' on my knees

    I love gropin' them Mammies swayin' for me
    bein' nasty for me
    I love them Mammies!

    Ooooh
    Nothin' would be finer...

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  7. MJ had often told her daughter that 25 was a tad too old to still be breastfeeding but the lass just couldn't resist the open all hours milk bar.

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  8. CYBERPOOF: Yay FIRST bitches!
    Take that all you "I'm always first" people.


    Isn’t it enough glory that you won the “I’m so happy it’s happy hour” cocktail napkins?

    You have to rub their faces into your firsties too?


    MAGO: Oh Miss Canada again! And her maid.

    You can see why she was also voted Miss Congeniality.


    TATAS: I see that a picture is needed of my large boobies, what sort of pose does one want?

    Just to see you not flat on your back would be nice for a change.

    Welcome back, bitch.


    SCARLET: There is always more than one way to milk a cow.

    The milking machine is out for repair.

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  9. EROS: The enterprising young lady was able to beat out all other job applicants by putting "Will work for food" under the salary question.

    Wait ‘til she tries the fish taco.


    DONN: Nothin' would be finer...

    Than to be in her vaginer?


    PONITA: Isn't that Nations?

    It could be Nations’ less endowed sister.


    EMMA: MJ had often told her daughter that 25 was a tad too old to still be breastfeeding but the lass just couldn't resist the open all hours milk bar.

    Kids these days, eh?

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  10. glad to see that, if nothing else we have the same taste in picture themes for the day!!!

    have an excellent filthy day!!

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  11. **rubs eyes**

    I look at pictures like this and wonder what she'll look like when she's 80.

    I know, I'm a buzz kill.

    Happy Filthy Friday!

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  12. VOICES: glad to see that, if nothing else we have the same taste in picture themes for the day!!!

    Aren’t boobies always your theme?


    BOXER: I look at pictures like this and wonder what she'll look like when she's 80.

    Like Old Knudsen’s girlfriend.

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  13. ...and that bitch STILL can't do windows.



    I mean, wow. Thats so filthy.

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  14. PONITA: looks who's talking, falling all out of your avatar there.

    *starts boob war*

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  15. OHHH thats soooo disgusting, please stop posting pictures of half naked weemen.

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  16. NATIONS: *starts boob war*

    Trust an American to start a war.

    I’m not getting involved as my life insurance policy doesn’t cover whiplash.

    So you can put those bazookas away.


    KNUDSEN: OHHH thats soooo disgusting, please stop posting pictures of half naked weemen.

    Please stop leaving custard on the screen.

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  17. Mc D's launch their new happy meal ???
    I am off now , be back Monday :-)

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  18. We have to put our bazookas away? I was all game to join a boob war. I just might win you know, with my tactical prowess and cup size--one won't do it, but both might.

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  19. I bet those books are just for show.

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  20. BEAST: I am off now , be back Monday :-)

    You’re having your crack caulked, aren’t you?


    LEAH: We have to put our bazookas away? I was all game to join a boob war. I just might win you know, with my tactical prowess and cup size--one won't do it, but both might.

    State your cup size.


    GEOFF: I bet those books are just for show.

    Bound volumes of ‘War and Peace’ and ‘Ulysses’ no doubt.

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  21. hell yes, I'm american. I have superior tactical boobcular advantage too! *fires off a salvo*

    OUR BREASTS ARE OUR WEAPONS!
    traci lords, 'crybaby'

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  22. XL: Whose side are you on, anyway?

    NATIONS: *squirts Nations in the eye*

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  23. i feel inadequate.

    (that's a G cup, btw)

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  24. CARNALIS: Inadequate?

    We’ve seen your nipples.

    You could cut glass with those things.

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  25. DIBS CARNALIS ON MY TEAM!!!

    *reloads and continues firing at random*

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  26. NATIONS: I am TRYING to begin what I HOPED would be a relaxing start to the evening.

    Could you keep it down?

    UBERMOUTH: With all your shouting, I'd say you do too.

    Or is that Nations I hear?

    Both of you, take the sound level down a notch, would you?

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  27. "Whose side are you on, anyway?"

    In a boob war, everyone is a winner!

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  28. Ah, such delights. In this boob war, I'll be the medic...

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  29. Now yer talkin. I'll take the maid.

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  30. Nations, I think you've got me beat hands down in the cup size department, so I guess I give up.

    Therefore, no war.

    Sorry, Fammy, no medic needed....

    No wait... I have a paper cut...

    *hauls Fammy into her tent on the battle field and closes the flap*

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  31. French maid, businesswoman, lesbian and enormous boobs. Four fetishes in one, most economical.

    However I think the ghey and strate male readers are united on one minor criticism.

    It could use some men.

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  32. It's a kind of experiment: Does gulping large amounts of Veuve chance the taste of breast milk? Jameson's? Acqua di Selva? How does these bitches taste?

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  33. The books are mostly lexica.

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  34. well, shit.. i'm too late for the tit war. and i've got all this simulac stacked everywhere....

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  35. BITCHES: Mistress MJ does not want to hear another word about boob wars.

    Perhaps at some future date we’ll have a good old-fashioned tit-slapping.

    Cocktail in hand, she bids you a good night.

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  36. I know you may not believe this but that pic does nothing for me.

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  37. MAIDY: You're right.

    I don't believe you.

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  38. this pic ,i'm at a loss for words...

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  39. LARRY: Simply gasp or guffaw, in that case, and we shall get the message.

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