Friday, March 27, 2009

Filthy Friday

46 comments:

  1. God! No wonder they have to pay for it after 30.

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  2. just like two naked gnomes, tossed together at the bottom of the garden.

    I suppose we can be thankful that there is not a side view.

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  3. I think those flowers are Bougainvillea. Lots of thorns; one could get "pricked."

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  4. EEEEargh!!
    I'm typing this with my eyes closed.
    (Amazing - no typos - there always are when I keep them open)

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  5. What a... um..... beefcake.

    Oh Hai XL!

    Yup, those are bougainvillea... big, nasty thorns!

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  6. well what a pair of Chunky Monkeys

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  7. I simply adore bougainvillea. Is one of my favourite flowers.

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  8. UBERMOUTH: You can’t put a price on it.


    CYBERPOOF: Whatever you say.


    LEAH: Isn’t springtime wonderful?


    CARNALIS: *looks for side view shot*


    XL: Where is kitteh?

    Bring back kitteh!


    KAZ: Would you like to use the Braille edition of this blog?


    PONITA: Oh you put your tits away.


    BEAST: Chunky Monkeys…tee hee.

    Tazzy and Piggy?


    FABULASTIC: Is that bougainvillea you’re holding in your avatar?

    *waits for photo of bare bottom*

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  9. Two lardarses playing hide the salami
    In the park
    Along came the cops
    And chopped off their stems

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  10. PONITA: Har.

    EMMA: It’s a sad day when you can’t have a lark in the park.

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  11. lol actually it's pretty easy to play hide the salami in the park but you basically need to keep you clothes on and just let the relevant bits out so as not to get caught being obscene. This pair are just rank amateurs the operative word being 'rank'!

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  12. EMMA: Ah, there's nothing like a hot dog or big Polish sausage in the park.

    But not hiding it doesn't cut the mustard.

    MAGO: Ha!

    Manuel's arse is much hairier.

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  13. Thank you Beastie, I'll never eat Chunky Monkey from Ben & Jerry.

    The photo also reminds me that I have to talk about a raise with my boss.

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  14. "doesn't cut the mustard"

    If one is too old to cut the mustard, one can still lick the jar.


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  15. CYBERPOOF: How about Chubby Hubby?

    XL: Where is kitteh?

    I want kitteh.

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  16. Oh, OK. Kitteh returns tonight.

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  17. XL: Yay!

    Kitteh!

    MAXI: Happy and gay!

    Tra la. Tra la.

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  18. That reminds me of a Ricky Nelson song..

    Went to a garden party,
    to reminisce with my old friends,
    A chance to share my old wenis
    and marble gargling
    .

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  19. DONN: If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck
    But if memories were all I sang, I rather (fill in the blank)

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  20. luckily, I am blinded by the sun and can't really see my monitor.

    Happy FF.

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  21. BOXER: Obviously you are not in the Pacific NorthWest today.

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  22. I think I'll have Polish Sausage for lunch....

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  23. I've been put off my lunch... and dinner... and I probably won't have breakfast tomorrow. Maybe Infomaniac should be published as a dieting aid?
    Sx

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  24. HEFF: Don’t bite down too hard.

    EROS: KITTEH!!!

    SCARLET: Don’t you want some sausage too?

    Everyone luvs teh kitteh!

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  25. "EROS: KITTEH!!!"

    WTF? Iz xl!!!

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  26. XL: OMG! OMG! OMG!

    That’s akin to calling out your ex-lover’s name when you’re in the throes of passion with somebody new.

    *begs forgiveness and vows not to think of Eros for the next five minutes*

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  27. That has got to be the most revolting ice cream flavour ever. Next to coconut ice cream of course, but that's a given.

    My favorite is Half Baked

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  28. why, lord, why? sigh


    i HAD to come by...i had to look...


    SIGH

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  29. CYBERPOOF: You can only live in hope that someday someone will call you their Chubby Hubby.

    SAVANNAH: We can’t post pics of cute teenage boys everyday!

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  30. It must be spring! The bears are out for a snack!

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  31. XL: Tee hee.

    Oops! You're not XL. How dare you try to trick me?

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  32. Manuel is the one sitting down... can't you tell by all the hair???

    *lends MJ her old glasses*

    And why are you thinking of Eros so much that you mistook XL for him?? Hmmmm? Is there something you are not telling us???

    Chubby Hubby is my favourite B&J flavour... yum!

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  33. Perhaps you could post pics of hot, buff, younger adult men instead of the fat old farts up above?

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  34. PONITA: Manuel is the one sitting down... can't you tell by all the hair???
    *lends MJ her old glasses*


    Oh.

    *looks sheepishly around room*


    And why are you thinking of Eros so much that you mistook XL for him?? Hmmmm? Is there something you are not telling us???

    *looks sheepishly around room again*

    Mistress MJ comes from a large extended family where no one could get anybody else’s name right the first time round. I grew up thinking I had 4 names because my mother would call me a few other family members’ names before she got it right.

    I’m afraid XL will hate me now because it’s not the first time I’ve done that.

    I was thinking of XL but Eros came out!


    Chubby Hubby is my favourite B&J flavour... yum!

    BJ flavour? Are you using flavoured condoms?


    Perhaps you could post pics of hot, buff, younger adult men instead of the fat old farts up above?

    You are sounding more and more like CyberPoof everyday.

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  35. I also come from a large family and have been called both girls' and boys' names. I now do that with my cats and dog... have even called the dog the ex's name (when I was still married... and the dog is a 'she'!). It can be a painful affliction at times, can it not??? Luckily, I have managed to not call one lover another's name.... how, I am not sure.

    I prefer BJs in natural, thanks. But for ice cream, Chubby Hubby is tops.

    I may sound like CyberPete, but I can assure you I look nothing like him! I do like younger hot buff men, but not of the poofy variety. CP can hvae those ones.

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  36. [makes note to self to never again play with profile pix while doing absinthe shots]

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  37. @XL: Is that why your avatar turned into a scantily clad woman???

    I did not do shots of anything and I turned into a pink pony. :-)

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  38. I have a request. Can we please have some heterosexual Filthy Fridays?

    To me, you see, het sex is simply unsexy. In the same way a glass of water isn't sexy. Wheras the image above is...the opposite of sexy.

    Antisexy.

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  39. PONITA: I also come from a large family and have been called both girls' and boys' names. I now do that with my cats and dog... have even called the dog the ex's name (when I was still married... and the dog is a 'she'!). It can be a painful affliction at times, can it not??? Luckily, I have managed to not call one lover another's name.... how, I am not sure.

    I also call colleagues by the wrong names.

    Hey, what did you say your name is again?



    XLXLXL: [makes note to self to never again play with profile pix while doing absinthe shots]

    *makes note never to call XL ‘Eros’ again*


    PONITA: @XL: Is that why your avatar turned into a scantily clad woman???

    He was just getting into the Infomaniac spirit.


    KAPI: I have a request. Can we please have some heterosexual Filthy Fridays?
    To me, you see, het sex is simply unsexy. In the same way a glass of water isn't sexy. Wheras the image above is...the opposite of sexy.
    Antisexy.


    If you worked in the advertising business, you could make a glass of water sexy.

    But I’ll see what I can do for you.

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