Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Socks and Sandals

In Spring, our thoughts turn to sunnier skies and warmer weather.

Unless your name is Donn or Ponita and you live in Winnipeg. Donn, sensibly, has fecked off to Mexico.

Previously on Infomaniac, we advised you against wearing socks with sandals.



This time we’re issuing a warning.

54 comments:

  1. FIRST!!!! FINNNALYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Now let me read the post and I will do a proper comment!

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  3. How can a man of that age present himself in public in such a fashion?
    Its simply outrageous! There is nothing worst in the world than wearing white socks with sandals! It's a true menace to polite society.

    (Now I'm free to go clubbing!)

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  4. Tcha, the end of the road ...

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  5. I'm assuming the firing squad is at the ready???

    That is just criminal.

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  6. FABULASTIC: You had better not be wearing socks and sandals to the club!

    You won’t get lucky.


    MAGO: Tcha, the end of the road ...

    You’re wearing socks with sandals right now, aren’t you?

    It’s a popular look in Germany.

    How about Franconians?


    PONITA: I'm assuming the firing squad is at the ready???
    That is just criminal.


    Call the Fashion Police!


    XL: You are under house arrest for linking to…to…

    I can’t say it.

    You know how much Mistress MJ loathes those … those…

    Damn you!

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  7. As soon as I saw XL's link, I knew it wouldn't be good!

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  8. He's 'THE ONE'. Well trained and everything! Got his number, MJ?

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  9. I see the Easter turkey is trussed up and ready to be roasted.

    Perhaps a better punishment would be putting him to work, cleaning up that decrepit red port-a-potty in the background. He should be thankful he's not tied to the concertina wire!

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  10. PONITA: As soon as I saw XL's link, I knew it wouldn't be good!

    That XL is a real scallywag!


    UBERMOUTH: He's 'THE ONE'. Well trained and everything! Got his number, MJ?

    Maybe he’ll scratch his phone number in the sand for you with his filthy sandal/sock-clad foot.


    PONITA: *hides feet under desk*

    GET THEM OFF!

    NOW!!!


    TONY: *sneezes* Bless Me!

    Take your MANFLU elsewhere before all the men catch it!


    EROS: I see the Easter turkey is trussed up and ready to be roasted.
    Perhaps a better punishment would be putting him to work, cleaning up that decrepit red port-a-potty in the background. He should be thankful he's not tied to the concertina wire!


    Sure, he can clean up the portaloo but he’s not Houseboy material.

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  11. You called?

    The firing squad is on it's way.

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  12. Wow. Yeah. Umm ... oh fuhkit, I'll shoot the bastard myself.

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  13. i see its all antics at the play ground...


    *secretly misses mj*

    bah, that mandle wearing kodger is ready for a ball busting eye opener...

    thats all i got....

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  14. Good to see what Don's up to in Mexico.
    That guy really knows how to have fun!

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  15. that just don't look right...i don't care who you are!

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  16. Definitely British. Banker or politician?
    Sx

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  17. I apologise; it appears that one of my angels has escaped.

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  18. PONITA & XL: Behave!


    CYBERPOOF: You called?
    The firing squad is on it's way.


    Just make him listen to one of your dreadful Spice Girls CDs as punishment.


    MAIDY: Wow. Yeah. Umm ... oh fuhkit, I'll shoot the bastard myself.

    A bit testy today, aren't we, bitch?


    VOICES: *secretly misses mj*

    Of course you do.

    Now come over here and give Mistress MJ a hug.


    KAZ: Good to see what Don's up to in Mexico.
    That guy really knows how to have fun!


    It’s not the same without Donn and I’ve had to seek comfort in the arms of Old Knudsen.


    DAISY: that just don't look right...i don't care who you are!

    I’d post pics of Irishmen’s arses instead if only you’d send them from your last trip.


    SCARLET: Definitely British. Banker or politician?

    Yes, he could be following that dressing down plan for British bankers for the G20.


    GOD: I apologise; it appears that one of my angels has escaped.

    Don’t you have security at the Pearly Gates?

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  19. I never wear sandals. Last time as a child, when my mother forced me to do it ...

    Yeah common look in Germany, mostly tennis socks in leather sandals on very thin blue-veined old men legs barely covered from these khaki shorts that dangle under beerbellies.
    Because of the aesthetical offense of sandalsocks I wear trousers and shoes in public until my very end.

    Franconians either go barefooted or in these cheap LIDL-shoes.

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  20. MAGO: Because of the aesthetical offense of sandalsocks I wear trousers and shoes in public until my very end.

    Glad to hear it.

    But what goes on behind closed doors?


    FABULASTIC: That doesn't look like a new avatar to me.

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  21. One of my mates has taken to wearing sandals and socks, just to take the washing out. I've told him he's on a slippery slope. Might show him that picture as the sign of things to come.

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  22. EMERSON: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from Scarlet's, Savannah's, Heff's and Donn's, to name but a few.

    Take a photo of your mate in his socks and sandals, email to me, and I'll post it.

    The shame will put an end to his fashion faux pas.

    Yesterday on Infomaniac, we discussed our avatars.

    Please tell me more about yours. Whatever is going on in that photo?

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  23. Emerson, come away... MJ is a very busy woman... All pictures of Lee showering must be sent c/o ScarletBlue. Thank you. Carry on.
    Sx

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  24. SCARLET: *distracts Miss Scarlet with Infomaniac’s football totty tag*

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  25. Nah... I'm quite taken by Lee's wrist action... obviously good with his hands...
    Sx

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  26. SCARLET: Right. If this doesn’t work, nothing will…

    Manuel’s arse!

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  27. Oi! Spice Girls are grrreat!

    How about more David Boreanaz, please!

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  28. I want to know what you did with him next...

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  29. I have started to follow the trend of wearing socks and slippers outside, obviously a lot more classy.

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  30. CYBERPOOF: How about more David Boreanaz, please!

    How about posting the winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition?


    BOXER: mandels are not hot.

    Mandels…teehee.


    LULU: I want to know what you did with him next...

    What do you suggest, Miss Lulu?

    Do you have any uses for him down at the Insectorium?

    Could you cover him in honey and let the ants loose?


    KNUDSEN: I have started to follow the trend of wearing socks and slippers outside, obviously a lot more classy.

    That will make it easier for people to turn you around and point you back in the direction of the nursing home.

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  31. SCREAM.... Fields has a blogger profile *scream etc*... Why am I telling you this?
    Sx

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  32. SCARLET: Send it to me immediately.

    And stop screaming.

    You sound like Beast when his underpants are on too tight.

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  33. that is just.not.right.


    and yet, here i am, looking at it.



    sigh



    xoxoxo

    (i have curly hair again.)

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  34. SAVANNAH: Does your hair have a mind of its own?

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  35. He doesn't say much on his profile yet... and I can't wait for the avatar...!!!
    Sx

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  36. Ok, I'm revealing the winner on Thursday April 2nd at 00.01 CET

    EVERYONE's invited and yes there will be bubbly.

    Now give me more David Boreanaz please. I need a fix. I need it bad. Give it to me.

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  37. that is sooooo hideous .....tea all over the keyboard.....

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  38. SCARLET: He doesn't say much on his profile yet... and I can't wait for the avatar...!!!

    I’m still waiting for you to send the link!


    CYBERPOOF: Ok, I'm revealing the winner on Thursday April 2nd at 00.01 CET

    *makes note to consult World Clock for Pacific Time*


    MAGO: YAY for DANISH BUBBLY!

    IS there such a thing?


    MANUEL: that is sooooo hideous .....tea all over the keyboard.....

    We’ve seen the state of your desk so it can only be an improvement.

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  39. All curly hair has a mind of its own, right, Savannah?

    No, not just the short and curlies....

    Sometimes I feel like Medusa has taken over my head.

    Who is this "Fields" anyway?

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  40. PONITA: “Fields” is a footballer (soccer player) that Miss Scarlet and I were admiring.

    Best to ignore us.

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  41. Well, if he is a footballer, he must have a hot bod.... where's the link then???

    C'mon, girls! Share!!!

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  42. PONITA: Lalalala...I can't hear you.

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  43. He does look like a strung-up cunt...

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