Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Teen Angst Competition

It’s time for another Teen Angst contest.

Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...

In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will ask one lucky Infomaniac bitch (volunteers, anyone?) to reach beneth her petticoat where she has concealed the names of potential winners on tiny slips of paper. He or she will present the selected slip of paper to Mistress MJ who will announce the winner asap.

We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.

Were you a troubled teen?

Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense require an intervention?

Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?

Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)

Note: Contest closes at 7:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Wednesday, April 1st. For you UK readers, that’s 3:00 am on Thursday, April 2nd. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.


  1. I vote: Mistress MJ.

    Oh Hai Ponita!

  2. Yea I think Leah! Hmmm...who else!

  3. Garfer?

    I figure if I keep saying that the chances are it will be Garfer at some point.

    Verrry 80s with the hair. Could it be Tara?

  4. I vote Emma K!

    Hey, you didn't say you also kept whiskey under your skirt along with the name.

  5. I'm clueless.. but not a Brit, I'll go for Leah too.

  6. Leah.
    It could be Scarlet - but today she told us she's really an old granny - so her teen photo would be in black and white.

  7. I'm guessing Maidy. It has to be an American with the jean jacket and big bangs and dark lipstick!

  8. I reckon it just might be Savannah, when she went through a pale phase ;-P
    Love ya Savvy!
    I must be getting dyslexic 'cos I read 'slips up petticoat' as 'lips up...'
    Oh, nevermind.

  9. Emma K.

    I love the perfectly symmetrical wisps of hair across the perfectly symmetrical ears. Brilliant.

  10. It's definitely not Leah. I say KAZ.

  11. Oh by the way, Ponita? I'm, like, in love with your new avatar.

  12. I chose a ladyblogger at random from the MJ blogroll - Emma K.

    Then found two other ladybloggers had done the same thing. Nevermind, put me down for Emma K.

    One day, someone's going to think the angsty teen is Kapitano. One day.

  13. Is it Celine Dion??

    come on it is april fool's day I thought I was ahead of you MJ!!

  14. I don't know who she is, BUT SHE'S TOTALLY DO-ABLE !

  15. Could it Hmmm. I don't see the look of utter disgust at having your photo taken so perhaps not. Although, this chick sure does look pissed off.

    I'm clueless.

  16. Leah, you are making me turn all red!!

    That pic is 25 years old... no word of a lie... taken in 1984 at a Halloween party.

    Thanks, sweetie! *blushes furiously*

  17. BITCHES: A reminder that you have until 7:00 pm Pacific time to submit your answer.

    Mistress MJ is going out for the evening so don’t wait up for the winning announcement.

    If you need something to do in the meantime, visit CyberPete to find out who won The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!!!

  18. Yay! The FGES are coming to The Peg!!!!!

  19. Is it Celin Dion evil sister?

  20. She could pass for a relative of Celine's, couldn't she?

  21. I realize I'm too late, but I'm guessing it's Donn or Homo Escapeons, before his sex change.

  22. ister... ya silly git! ;) i went blonde during the pale phase...