Sunday, March 29, 2009

Let There Be Light


(click pic to enlarge)


[Via Percy Trout]

42 comments:

  1. Bah!

    It does nothing for me.

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  2. What's the big Hurrah about this "First" shit ? Ok, I'm just pissed because I wasn't first...

    "Click to Enlarge" ? I think that finger is BIG ENOUGH !

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  3. I'm a little freaked out by the freaky nail...

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  4. Should I also bring to light that it states for ages 4 and over??

    WTF!!!

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  5. Never mind the finger!

    Who was the mystery guest in the previous post???? Enquiring minds want to know!

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  6. If memory serves, didn't that creepy E.T. character flash his raincoat at Drew Barrymore?


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  7. Oh Hai XL!

    You're looking like your old self again.

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  8. Yuk , It looks like IVD's warty wand

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  9. It's just finger "light" ...

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  10. That's just not kosher.

    Selling IDVs warty wand as ETs finger. It does require batteries but that's not what lights up.

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  11. But it's not a Birdseye fish finger, is it?
    Sx

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  12. I want one of those bicycles that you ride in the sky.

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  13. MAIDY: Bah!
    It does nothing for me.


    Since it takes a concrete vibrator to get you off, we’re not surprised.


    HEFF: What's the big Hurrah about this "First" shit ? Ok, I'm just pissed because I wasn't first...

    “Yay! First!” is an annoying but established Infomaniac tradition.

    You know you wanna be first.

    "Click to Enlarge" ? I think that finger is BIG ENOUGH !

    Index finger length was found to be related to overall penis size in at least three studies.

    Mistress MJ has not conducted research on this yet.


    LEAH: I'm a little freaked out by the freaky nail...

    That is why you were still awake at 3:50 a.m.

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  14. MAIDY: Should I also bring to light that it states for ages 4 and over??
    WTF!!!


    Well, really, you wouldn’t give it to a three-year-old, would you?


    PONITA: Never mind the finger!
    Who was the mystery guest in the previous post???? Enquiring minds want to know!


    If I knew, would I have posed the question to you?


    XL: If memory serves, didn't that creepy E.T. character flash his raincoat at Drew Barrymore?

    I imagine Drew has had more than a raincoat flashed at her over the years.


    BEAST: Yuk , It looks like IVD's warty wand

    Nothing is that revolting.

    Except for your stinky duvet.

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  15. MAGO: It's just finger "light" ...

    I want to set those lyrics to music.


    CYBERPOOF: That's just not kosher.
    Selling IDVs warty wand as ETs finger. It does require batteries but that's not what lights up.


    Where is Norwich’s town tramp these days anyway?


    SCARLET: But it's not a Birdseye fish finger, is it?

    You’ll have to ask your fellow Brits.

    I understand they are the experts on fish fingers.

    And jellied eels.


    GEOFF: I want one of those bicycles that you ride in the sky.

    Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times.

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  16. Jellied eels??? That sounds just so wrong.

    And I know who your mystery guest is..... but only thanks to that fount of knowledge, Mago.

    "Pierre Molinier"

    He whispered the answer to me early in the morning.

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  17. PONITA: Mago is indeed a font of knowledge but clicking on the image in yesterday’s pic would have revealed (in the URL) the name “Pierre Molinier”.

    I still think it’s CyberPoof though.

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  18. Damn... I always forget about that clicking on the picture thing....

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  19. Aw Schitt, demystified again ...

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  20. Chained to some sex crazed maniacs bed I suppose

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  21. That's disgraceful. That's alien abuse. Who do I write to?

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  22. PONITA: Damn... I always forget about that clicking on the picture thing....

    Sometimes the answers are “hidden” right in front of our noses.


    MAGO: Aw Schitt, demystified again ...

    Mistress MJ may know her suicidal fetishist French photographers but Herr Mago knows about Karl Popper’s Three Worlds of Knowledge.

    A claim Mistress MJ cannot make.


    CYBERPOOF: Chained to some sex crazed maniacs bed I suppose

    Who would want IVD aside from the hundreds of sailors who frequent the docks?


    EMMA: That's disgraceful. That's alien abuse. Who do I write to?

    You may drop off your complaint letter in the Area 51 Mailbox, about 130 miles from Las Vegas on a remote Nevada Highway.

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  23. I've driven past that mailbox on numerous occasions on my way to Texas from San Diego...

    It's in the middle of f*cking nowhere.

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  24. this looks like a dildo. i guess the light is to show where to put it...

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  25. PONITA: I've driven past that mailbox on numerous occasions on my way to Texas from San Diego...

    Why don’t you post EmmaK’s letter for her then?

    It's in the middle of f*cking nowhere.

    Like Winnipeg?


    LARRY: this looks like a dildo. i guess the light is to show where to put it...

    Larry, if you need a diagram to show you where to put well then… oh dear.

    By the way, we must caution you that once you’ve commented on Infomaniac three consecutive times on three consecutive posts, you instantly become an Infomaniac Bitch.

    So if you drop by tomorrow and leave a comment, you’ll be an official Infomaniac Bitch.

    And there’s no turning back after that.

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  26. Considering I don't live in San Diego anymore, it would be a little out of my way.

    And yes, just like Winnipeg.

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  27. i don't know if i'll be here tomorrow,but count me IN!

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  28. btw, did you see the"common law cabin" clip on you tube?

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  29. PONITA: How high's the water in Winnipeg, by the way?

    Are you out of the river's path?


    LARRY: Are you referring to the Russ Meyer clip?

    If so, thanks!

    Mistress MJ appreciates and applauds Meyer's bitchfights and boobies.

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  30. In these desperate economic times, some genius has re purposed unsold neck massagers into kids toys!

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  31. I'm high and dry, MJ, and quite a ways from the river.... thanks for asking.

    So far the river is 16.7 ft above normal, but the flood in '97 peaked at 24.5 feet, so we have a ways to go. They are predicting that we will not hit the levels of the '97 flood.

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  32. like my new profile pic??? i seem to have lost my upper torso but i feel fine...

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  33. EROS: In these desperate economic times, some genius has re purposed unsold neck massagers into kids toys!

    And let’s not forget the Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick!

    It vibrates when you squeeze it between your legs!


    PONITA: I'm high and dry, MJ, and quite a ways from the river.... thanks for asking.

    Then we shall refrain from singing Johnny Cash’s "Five Feet High And Rising".


    LARRY: like my new profile pic??? i seem to have lost my upper torso but i feel fine...

    Funny you should post a new avatar because avatars are our subject for Monday!

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  34. We're far past five feet.... but still rising.

    I think I should put waterwings on my avatar, though.... I just might need them.

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  35. @ Ponita: Maybe get a seahorse as well!

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  36. PONITA & XL: Chat amongst yourselves.

    BOXER: "When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better."
    -- Mae West

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  37. MANUEL: Let me kiss it better for you.

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  38. @XL: My horse goes in water no problem. Maybe I will have to get him waterwings too. Then he can be my seahorse. ;-)

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