Sunday, February 03, 2008

Smut-Free Sunday




Haven’t we had enough smut here for one week?

It’s time to get down on your knees and acknowledge the sacred over the profane.

Take time to appreciate, for example, this wide range of ecclesiastical headgear.






























36 comments:

  1. I shall be giving my bishops hat a great deal of attention this weekend.

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  2. All that fancy headwear puts mu grubby old helmet to shame!

    But aren't they just the biggest bunch of cunts, ever?

    That last fuck-up looks like a crocheted (?) toilet roll cosie.

    Fucking moonies.

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  3. Shit!

    Fuck!

    Shitfuck!

    Not 'mu helmet', 'my helmet' - twatting typo!

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  4. TICKERS: That Bishop’s mitre must had another 12 inches to you.

    How do you get through doorways?

    SMUNTY: They would be the biggest bunch of cunts ever if only you would pose along with them in your Yorkshire flat-cap.

    PIGGY: Yes, Frobi’s taken his vows (with the exception of celibacy) and that’s why we haven’t seen him since the 18th of January.

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  5. Personally I like the second one down.....how cool is that !
    Oh hello Piggy and Tazzy

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  6. OK - as long as we can see their arses on Filthy Friday.

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  7. BEAST: As you specialize in LARGE PORTIONS at Cafe La Cunt, you could use his hat as a pizza tray.

    KAZ: Your arse craving is insatiable.

    Don't you fancy a bit of cock for a change?

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  8. Are you sure these are priests and not some fans at a sci fi convention?

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  9. Nazinger is looking Popetastic in that hat.

    I bet he keeps his condoms under it.

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  10. BINGOWINGS: They may be Warrior Priests.

    GARFY: Condoms under his cap?

    That makes him a dick head.

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  11. Hello Beast!

    Do you have any gossip regarding Frobi for us?

    I think you do.

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  12. My lips are sealed.
    I am sure he will be back once the bandages are off
    ooops

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  13. That last one's a friggin' tea cosy!

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  14. awesome head gear. How do they walk with that stuff on? The first guy looks like the hat is an extension of his head! Really Religious dude!

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  15. PIGGY: Get more gossip about Frobi out of Beast.

    BEAST: More gossip.

    RONKNEE: His head looks like it could hold a good 12 cups.

    MYTOES: Fringe doesn’t suit him.

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  16. The 3rd one is saying, I will just stick my tassles here and here before I start your dance madame.

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  17. ELLIE: Those tassles would look delightful swinging from your milky white Irish tits.

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  18. If number five is ecclesiastical headgear then my name's Jack Robinson.

    It's the sort of hat that menacing looking stallholders at Dartford Market would wear during the festive season, just to prove that they're feeling festive.

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  19. BETTY: For the love of all that is holy, don't sit on his lap.

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  20. Is number 2 the Emperor Ming?

    "Give us a flash, Gordon!"

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  21. GEOFF:I'm working on shaping my eyebrows Ming the Merciless style so as to appear more menacing and coerce more men into sending me photos of their bare arses.

    Did it work on you yet?

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  22. Sometimes I think, gee, I am definitely part of the wrong religion. I think God would want me to choose a religion based on what kind of hat the leader wore.

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  23. You should show more respect to the clergy.

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  24. okay, was it just me or do we now know that the pope is really santa??

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  25. DINAH: What kind of hat does IVD wear?

    And when are we going to get to see Tim's man nuts?

    KNUDSEN: Does shouting "Sweet Jaysus!" during sex qualify as respect for the clergy?

    XMICHRA: Don't get too close to Santa's sack.

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  26. just a joke for you MJ...enjoy...
    A Canadian is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
    Frenchman: 'You Canadian folk eat the whole bread??'
    Canadian (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
    Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Canadians.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
    The Canadian listens in silence.
    The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread??'
    Canadian: 'Of Course.'
    Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
    'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the Canadians.'
    After a moment of silence, The Canadian then asks: 'Do you have sex in France?'
    Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
    Canadian: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
    Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
    Canadian: 'We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France.'

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  27. i wonder if that third one twirled around really fast, he'd take off like a helicopter?

    fuck this shite. i want more smut!

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  28. DAISY: You zany Americans and your kooky French jokes!

    MAIDY: Stay tuned for tits later this week.

    And possibly cock after that.

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  29. My fave is #3
    His Eminence Pastor Pippi of the Longstockian Brotherhood..HELLO!
    How much do you want to bet that the entire congregation has brunch at Wendys!

    He makes Ratzi's Santa Touque look normal...
    is it just me, but doesn't he look exactly like Uncle Fester Addams in that photo?

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  30. HE: He DOES look like Uncle Fester!

    All he needs now is a light bulb in his mouth.

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  31. I like the "Balding Yeti" at the top.

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  32. RAINCOASTER: I saw you Breakfast TV!

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  33. You did? I've got a tape of that, but no digital media so I can't get it up to YouTube. I'm actually much prettier than that; they uglied me up so I wouldn't make Simi look bad. No, it's totally, totally true. Also: they made me wear a fat suit!

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  34. RAINCOASTER: You were brilliant!

    And much better than I would have been. Can you imagine me talking about this blog on that show?

    "Yes, Dave, just send send me a photo of your arse and I'll post it. No, seriously. It's okay. Everyone else has sent me a photo of their backside. Hey, I've got my camera right here. Drop your trousers!"

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  35. Thanks! I want them to call me back; I like being famous!

    As for how to feature this blog, Dave would be totally up for that. As well, I'm sure the warty cock would have made an indelible impression.

    So to speak!

    But hey, everybody likes crazy hats!

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