Monday, February 25, 2008

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Do Berkshire

You thought the Academy Awards were the big event this week? Think again.

All the action is in Berkshire, England where that tart Tatas is modeling the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Tatas…click to make her arse bigger

What a show off. Look at her. She may as well have a flashing neon sign pointing at her arse saying, “Get it here, boys!”

If you’re new here and don’t know what all the fuss is about, check out The Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Now get over to Tatas’ blog and create a caption there. Your caption only counts if it's entered on Tatas' blog.

You wanna win The Shorts? You gotta play, bitches!

Personal note to Tatas: Remember, those Shorts have MJ DNA all over them.


  1. Click to make her arse bigger?

    Is that wise?

    Or even possible?

  2. From what I have read about Sasquatch they are extremely shy and stand about 8 feet tall...
    Oh My!

  3. I am going to have a crack at it this time. I warn you all, I suck at subtle wit and humour.

  4. MJ: Don't you mean leave a caption there?

    WV = scacy

  5. Now that's what I call a snug fit.
    You would think they'd been made to measure.

  6. Cheers Fuckmuffin.

    Warning you have my bush all over the shorts now.

  7. BITCHES: Connie is right.

    Go to Tatas blog and create a caption THERE on HER BLOG.

    You can comment here too but this is just to clarify that your official caption must be entered on Tatas' blog.

  8. you mean to tell me that the gusset is still intact after you had them, mj?

  9. Who let that bitch Nations in here?

    Is she out on a day pass?

    You're so funny HA why don't YOU leave a caption?

    We'd all like to see The Shorts on Ms. FlatButt.

  10. BITCHES: I hope you've all been clicking on the pic to expand Tatas' arse.

    Note the pronounced butt crack.


  11. I cant imagine what the gusset will be like FN after Miss MJ has been 'chewin cloth'

  12. Haven't dared clicking.

    Did my duty for Queens and country now if you please do something about your linky linky thingies. You can't see where you can clickety click

  13. I had to put extra underwear on as i knew that Mj had been in them. I'm surprised there's a gusset left lmao.

  14. MJ: Your lucky my butt crack wasn't hanging out.

  15. BITCHES: CyberPete pointed out that the links in my posting are not highlighted.

    Usually they're highlighted in blue.

    Looks like links in all other postings have disappeared too.

    I'm on lunch at work right now so will attempt to figure out what is wrong.

    If I can't fix it now, will have to wait several hours til I'm at home.

  16. BITCHES: I think I've fixed the problem.

    Have a look at the links in this posting..example: Where it says "The Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts"...
    that should be highlighted in blue.

    Tell me if it's not highlighted.

  17. um, so do we win whats in the shorts? uuuuuhh, well, i'll give it a crack i guess.

    *squints eyes and shields face as not to get any on him."

  18. She needs to trim her bush a bit.

  19. Elves have an affinity with bushes. The little (or not so where this freak of nature is concerned) perverts are always rummaging about.

    Let's hope they never find what they're looking for.

  20. Good luck to all of you.

    May The Shorts be with you.

  21. After viewing even a single episode of CSI one would know that it is a mathematical certainty that those Green Elf Shorts, and the rest of the world, is covered in a generous splattering of semen.