Thursday, December 27, 2007

Book of the Week

The Hustitute

23 comments:

  1. Hope the book is better than the cover, but in this case - I think it might be fair to judge...

    This is your holiday reading MJ? Classy!

    Oh yeah - Yayyyy First!

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  2. Is it the MJ Christmas book since he looks like he has a Christmas tree of hair growing from his thong ?

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  3. NWT: Just you watch.

    It will be the next selection on Oprah’s Book Club.

    GEO: A better title would have been “The Hirsutetitute.”

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  4. Oh now that's just about nasty.

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  5. That's how I read it with the first quick glance: “The Hirsutetitute.”

    And I don't want to give that cover more than a quick glance as it's more scary than Cruella in a pet shop.

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  6. Why is he carrying a chia pet in his underpants?

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  7. Yay! First!

    That is one ugly chick.

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  8. MAIDY: See my comment to Bingowings.

    IVD: Surely you’ve had worse down at the docks.

    BINGOWINGS: He’s trying to lure Maidy.

    She’s been keen to get her hands on a chia pet all month.

    RIMMER: Put a bag over her head like you do with your other “girlfriends.”

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  9. That's what I call a "Welcome" mat.

    Somewhere you can leave your shoes as you hang your hat.

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  10. GEOFF: And what I call a "doormat."

    Someone you can walk all over.

    *leaves my shoes out for polishing*

    He gets bonus points if you can hang a bike helmet.

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  11. What 'girlfriends'?

    I've been celibate for years. (not of my choosing, mind you)

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  12. RIMMER: Your tale of woe reminds me of Uncle Teo in the Fellini film "Amarcord."

    Uncle Teo climbs a tree, refuses to come down, and screams out, "I WANT A WOMAN!"

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  13. ooooh look at me, I'm MJ, I watch 35 year old foreign language films that tell semi-autobiograhical coming of age tales. la-ti-dah!




    I WANT A NAP!

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  14. RIMMER: Since the introduction of "talkies" I've been forced to watch such fare.

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  15. I don't even know you anymore!

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  16. RIMMER: I thought you were going for a nap.

    And take your girlfriend with you.

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  17. No rest for the wicked, my dear MJ.

    The life of a superhero is one of neverending vigilance with n'ery a moment for one's self. I must maintain a watchful eye on the comings and going of the local citizenry and keep them safe from Canadians.

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  18. Is that one of your own paintings MJ?

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  19. RIMMER: What kind of superpowers do you have?

    KNUDSEN: I like dick, too.

    SID: It was painted by one of the Old MasterBators.

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  20. Now, I couldn't tell you that...Rimshot is just my cover/alter-ego. If I spilled the beans about my 'abilities' you'd be able to piece together too much of the story and then you'd be in danger.

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  21. I got nothing....seriously nothing....

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  22. RIMMER: Your secret power is "Freudenjauchzenhüpfenkicken."

    MANUEL: You're spent!

    You've given so selflessly to the undeserving office party revelers who've ordered you about and pinched your arse cheeks this holiday season.

    It's no wonder you've nothing left to give.

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